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Weekend Discussion Thread: Favorite Naughty Riffs

Comments regular “CK” suggested:

How about risque comments/skits? For example, in “Track of the Moon Beast”: Paul G. Carlson: “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Crow: “Could you at least kiss me first!”

Say!

Yes, even though the show is pretty family friendly, they do occasionally throw in a riff only the grownups will get.

One of my favorites, from the “Century 21” short, is: Singer: “You’re seeing it all…” Crow: “…at the Annie Sprinkle show…”

What’s your favorite?

(Please keep your comments in the PG-rating range. Thanks.)

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  1. Young Man’s Fancy, near the end, where the father is happy with Alexander, and then Mike says,

    “Double-bag it, son!”

    I just about spit up my drink.

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  2. rose says:

    The Giant Gila Monster, in the malt shop, the Larry Miller-looking guy says to Chase “you still ridin’ on that old rubber?” Tom: Old Rubber! Tom, Crow, Joel: NO!!! And Joel smacks his forehead.

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  3. BigDaddyHG says:

    Danger! Death Ray when the Death Ray is revealed Mike says “of course it’s phallic why wouldn’t it be” i always lol at that line.

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  4. steve vil says:

    “What is he implying?”

    “I think he’s implying POOM!”

    From “The Projected Man”

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  5. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    Is it just me, or did this discussion thread lap the next week’s thread?

    I’m makin’ lazy figure eights on your super-cab (or something to that effect)

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  6. Emily says:

    I can’t believe I didn’t see this one, from “Young Man’s Fancy”:

    Bob: Mom, how about some of those hot biscuits of yours?

    Mike: WHOA my GOD.

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  7. A couple more occurred to me:

    Amazing Colossal Man: the nurse seems to be peeking under Glen’s sheet and Servo says ‘Well, SOMETHING’S a lot bigger then we thought.’ and also Carol saying ‘I’m still looking forward to our wedding night’

    Jungle Goddess, where a chimp is screaming at our heroes as they run from the natives, Tom says ‘Someone should spank that monkey!’ (They also do that joke in Women of the Prehistoric Planet, but Joel says – as the monkey – ‘I’m going to go spank myself’)

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  8. Andrew says:

    In THE SIDEHACKERS, one character drives off in a wood-paneled station wagon. Servo: “Look — he’s sporting a woody!”

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