How about risque comments/skits? For example, in “Track of the Moon Beast”: Paul G. Carlson: “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Crow: “Could you at least kiss me first!”
Say!
Yes, even though the show is pretty family friendly, they do occasionally throw in a riff only the grownups will get.
One of my favorites, from the “Century 21” short, is: Singer: “You’re seeing it all…” Crow: “…at the Annie Sprinkle show…”
What’s your favorite?
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This one’s more of a visual riff.
In The Beast of Yucca Flats when the lost boys’ dad is splayed suggestively on the top of “Butt Mountain,” Mike comments in character as the dad, “It feels kinda good…weird but good.”
“Would you give me back my diaphragm?” – Tom as the waitress speaking to the fry cook (holding _something_ on the tip of his index finger) during the Yipe Stripes dance number in TEENAGE STRANGLER.
I love the riff at the beginning of “Girl in Gold Boots” — “Should we be sitting in separate booths for this movie?!”
And another similar riff, from MST3K:TM (when Cal’s flying the airplane)– “Should we be seeing this?”
In Catching Trouble the narrator (Ted Husing) at one point says, “Hop to the next one, pussy!” Crow replies “Oh, he was talking about the *cat*…”
Anybody mention yet the one from ‘Squirm’ when the lame lead actor is shimmying up a tree branch and they say he moves so well because he’s so smooth and “nut-less”?
Surprised they got that one past the censors.
To Gary Bowden – Post #200
Thanks for the correction; forgot I could check it out on YouTube
from pumaman:
girl: come any way you like, but come.
crow: now that’s gotta be a proposition!
This one is more of a character by Joel. The best I can describe it as a sleey eyed leer usually followed by “Saaay.”. Best example I can think of is the night club skit in I Accuse My Parents. I think he does multiple characters in this. Just love the pencil mustache (literally) leer.
I hate the way my mind goes but wasn’t there a scene in “Gamera!” when Gamera is walking on two feet (claws?) with his tail dragging and Tom says something about being impressed?
Oh they really ramped up the naughtiness in the final season because they knew they were going to be cancelled anyway and thus could get away with it.
Remember when one of the puppets said Blow me! That was fun. :evil:
Has anyone mentioned “DEATHSTALKER”
Frustrated Witch: “Where’s the wizard?”
TOM: “I know where the wizard is.”
And one more…
from “SPACE MUTINY”:
“Smoke man-muscle.”
Here’s one from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders.
Mike, as Merlin: “That’s it, look at the monkey.”
A couple more that I liked:
From Junior Rodeo Daredevils:
Narrator: You should see the boys when she goes square dancin’.
Tom: Yeah, they buck her off right away.
From Giant Gila Monster: “What the? French people sure do kiss funny.”
There’s a mantis in my pantis
In Alien from LA, when we get an upskirt shot of Kathy Ireland:
Crow: Whoa! That’ll make your shamrock shake!
Mike: Let me get my shillelagh!
Not quite as filthy as some of these other ones, but I always loved Crow’s delivery on “shamrock shake”.
Couple more…
From KEEPING CLEAN AND NEAT, Little Johnny’s toweling off after his shower.
Narrator: “There. Feels good, doesn’t it?”
Crow: “No, no, don’t touch that!”
And THE SWORD AND THE DRAGON, when a closeup of a lady’s impressive bosom (“Say!”) pans up to reveal it’s Estelle Winwood (“GAAH!!!”).
In Fire Maidens of Outer Space when the Fire Maidens jump one of their own and start tying her up and Servo says, “Someone finally filmed my dream!”
How could I forget THE GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS, with the establishing shot of the diner’s sign EAT?
Servo: “You let out the ‘ME.'”
let=left
From Gamera vs. Guiron
Ms. Hathaway looking mom: If they come back, I will spank Tom 30 times as punishment.
Tom Servo: I’m Tom, spank me.
Just watched Beginning of the End.
At the end as you see the hard-boiled reporter and
Peter Graves (you know, THE GUY WHO CAUSED
THE WHOLE GIANT GRASSHOPPER PROBLEM!)
embarce:
“Hey, hey, slow down there, Romeo.
Where’s the other hand?”
And as Mike and the bots read the Kim Cattrell fan’s postcard’s
comment:
“Well gotta go. The fathers and friends are going at it in the swimming pool…”
Mike: “Wow! That is salty!”
@ Iggy Pop’s Brother Steve Pop and Man-On-The-Moon:
I combined two riffs into one! In Creeping Terror there is a riff about the monster eating French people and needing a mint. No naughty stuff there. In Godzilla vs Megalon the riff is the one I was thinking of, where Servo says you get bad breath when you eat anybody.
A couple more: Winky looking forward to the ‘Gay night life’ in Manhunt in Space, and Buzz’s response to Mr. B Natural saying she sees him in his room: You’ve seen me do EVERYTHING?
Not a MST episode, but the reunion panel from Comic Con: Trace saying there was another white spot… Mary Jo’s reaction is hilarious!
Joel’s “OH Mr B!” in resonse to Mr B splaying his/her legs over the back of a spindle back chair facing Buzz.
From Parts: The entire “crotches are smoking after sex” sequence knocks me over with laughter every time.
SQUIRM has by far my fav naughty quote:
Mother on Screen: Now don’t be disappointed if he doesn’t come”
Riff: “Mother, that’s private”
To this day me and the guys use that one anytime someone says are you coming? Or anything to that effect!
Another riff from Parts the Clonus Horror:
“Oh, please invent the sports bra soon!”
This isn’t exactly naughty but it’s one of the better host segments. Completely parapharsed from memory.
“There you just did it again.” Crow
“Did what?” Servo
“You just turned me on!” Crow
“Yeah I did and I meant to do it.” Servo
“Great Servo now you just turned me on. You can’t just go around turning people on!” Mike
The transition shot of the two lizards on top of each other in Eegah never fails to crack me up:
Crow: What are they doing?
Joel: They’re telling secrets, honey.
Tom: Oh, Ted – someone’s watching!
(One of the lizards scrambles away. The other looks into the camera.)
Crow: What?! Can I help you?!
On the skit end of things, I’ve always felt that the Crow Stripping sketch from “Girl In Gold Boots” was pretty risque. I mean he actually gets completely naked (well, as naked as a shiny, gold robot can be) and throws his underthings in Mike’s face. Hilarious, but definitely dirty.
And in ANGELS REVENGE when the Asian member of the team positions her sword against the crotch of the bound-up teen drug dealer, Servo riffs: “Look — they’re revoking his member-ship!”
From Cave Dwellers:
When the invaders are just starting to attack the old dull guy’s castle it shows him and his daughter holding hands and looking into each others eyes before they get distracted, Crow does some heavy breathing and when the two seperate he says, “Later… laaateerr”.
This is actually a line I use with my wife all the time. Nuff said.
Probably already been mentioned, but from “Catalina Caper” the riff “How’s your little fish?” is hilarious.
From the short Young Man’s Fancy (610 – Violent Years)
Mike: “I’m squishy and I need to move on it.”
And a couple from RiffTrax:
X-Men 2
Jean Grey enters. Wolverine says, “Hi Jean.”
Mike: “Oral hygiene?”
Star Wars 4 – A New Hope
Leia: “Into the garbage chute, fly-boy!”
Mike: “Hmm, she’s said that more than once.”
This one took me forever to figure out, and it’s only slightly risque, and I think it might actually be an ad lib in the theater by Bill. In Mantis, there is a scene where General or Major what’s-his-name is on TV telling the civilian ground-spotters how to identify the Mantis. Just after he says “Ladies and gentlemen…”, Crow says “Lick Me!” Mike starts laughing, turns to Crow and says (I think) “You’re hurting today, aren’t you?” Surely he was talking to Bill, not Crow, about an unscripted comment…? I think Bill did this sort of thing again in Space Mutiny when one character tells another “Please, take a chair…” and Bill immediately says “and ram it!”
Horrors of Spider Island…
Crow: “So, should we put on our filthy raincoats to watch this?”
Horrors of Spider Island: “you can do that through pants?” Agent for H.A.R.M.: Servo as Prince says something about ‘sugar walls’ and Mike says “That’s enough, Prince.”
Parts: She really “was” on top of old smokey.
Young Man’s Fancy (Crinkle Cut Potatoes): You can hardly see where you bit me.
Ohhh.. and this one. I think it was in War of the Colossal Beast:
“Sorry I was so long.”
Crow: Bragger.
Amazing Colossal Man
“You know what they wrote about me in my college year book?”
“____weed”
First time I heard that one, I nearly spit coke through my nose!
In retrospect, it’s not very subtle and most kids will clearly get it, but it was still pretty adult. Not subtle anyway!
The Projected Man has, what might be, the naughtiest riff of all. It happens when the rat is being “projected”. The rat is grooming itself and we see it’s head get very close to its “area”. We see this and Mike says, “Because I can, if you must know.”
This is the longest thread for weekly questions that I can remember.
In Horrors of Spider Island, when Gary is turning into a (ahem) spider he looks a his hairy hand and Servo say ” Oh no, Mother was right”.
Early in THE CRASH OF THE MOONS after the Orbit Jet docks in the landing tube of the space station —
Tom: “You see guys, when a spaceship loves a space station very, very much you get this here…”
GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS, I think, during the go-go dance opening: ‘Shouldn’t we be in individual booths for this?’
Can’t remember the film, but a close-up on shapely legs…”Say!”…pans up to reveal a guy…”GAAAH!”…then Tom, a moment later…”Well, still…”
THE SKYDIVERS:
Close up of the FDR look-alike placing a letter in the mailbox-
“Harry Reams?”
From Danger: Diabolik –
“He double-bagged himself”
Jack Frost.
Ivan tells Baba Yaga that he has never sat on a shovel.
Mike remarks: “The flat part anyway.”