How about risque comments/skits? For example, in “Track of the Moon Beast”: Paul G. Carlson: “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Crow: “Could you at least kiss me first!”
Say!
Yes, even though the show is pretty family friendly, they do occasionally throw in a riff only the grownups will get.
One of my favorites, from the “Century 21” short, is: Singer: “You’re seeing it all…” Crow: “…at the Annie Sprinkle show…”
What’s your favorite?
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My bad went back and watched “Ring of Terror” last night The girl is talking about the snake and then Joel says “Did you touch it?” Also when Lewis gives the girl a flower from the Magnolia tree “Ever been whipped with a Magnolia Prawn ?”
From Ring of Terror:
Tiny: “Well I almost made it to 36 inches. See?”
Crow: “Very good. Now about your waist.”
#137
It might be the gang “rape” scene in The Violent Years when the guy’s date gets tied up and put in the back of the car.
In Hellcats, when one of the drunken biker gang members shakes up a brewski and white foamy liquid spews everywhere.
“I hope that’s beer!”
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It is. They go on with it forever too. “Get Gypsy in here, she needs to see this!”
Seems like I remember an entire host segment where the bots are trying to get Joel to tell them what sex was but he makes up some story.
It’s the Pizza Dominatrix!
My fave is from The Starfighters:
Lt. York’s wife parks her red convertible alongside three airmen and coyly asks:
“Do you all want to climb in this box?”
Crow: “Excuse me!?”
The bots never seemed to be entirely convinced with Joel’s
standard explanation “They’re telling secrets.”
Among others (something like)
Crow: “How many secrets can they tell?
(They grow up so fast! ;-) )
Deathstalker.
One of the “warrior from hell” has white goop on his beard. Servo says, “Guess what I’ve been doing!?”
From Space Mutiny, when the female lead bends provocatively in front of the male lead:
“Ah, she’s presenting like a mandrill”.
Didn’t see anyone mention ‘It Lives By Night’
“Mrs. Beck… Oh Mrs. Beck” and while Tom is leering we get serious side bewb from Mrs. Beck.
Another couple of saucy tramps appear in Boggy Creek II, Tanya “I hope the radar doesn’t detect I’m not wearing a bra” and Leslie “Hey everyone I managed to cram my ass in these shorts!”
Lovely.
Racket Girls is full of them. Not that I can remember any…as usual. But I’m enjoying this thread. :mrgreen:
from Track of the Moon Beast…
“Oh no…don’t touch it…let me do that!”
“words every guy wants to hear…”
In “Why Study Industrial Arts?” where there’s a guy hammering a curved metal pipe of some sort which is positioned between his legs. Crow: “I can’t get this back in my pants, Earl!”
From “The Day The Earth Froze”:
Minion: “Mistress!”
Witch: “I told you not to call me that in public.”
Oh yeah…there’s also the gas station attendant who’s an expert on “fromakidal maniacs” in Touch Of Satan…
“Look at what I’m doin’ to your car!”
“Be careful what you wish for!” -Village of the Giants
Space mutiny
He’s gonna have so much sex with your daughter!
And
she’s got an armadillo down her trousers.
Cinematic titanics Wasp Woman
“Who keeps a masterbation journal?”
mat3k Prince of Space
“Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor”
Hamlet “slut… I mean what?”
Santa Claus conquers the Martians
“When she thinks of the mass media, she touches herself” and “I sure hope that’s pudding”
in the short Catching Trouble “hey! He says he likes you as a friend but he’s not your boyfriend!”
Manos the hands of fate. ” the dog is sharp again, daddy.”
#151: “Ever been whipped with a Magnolia Prawn ?” And after a brief pause Crow mutters “naked.”
I love the fact that everyone is reminding me of my favourite lines! :grin:
Track of the Moon Beast- I keep seeing a woman with a yellow shrink-wrapped area.
Teenagers from Outer Space- Derek and Betty both stumble and fall down next to each other, have a tenderly goofy conversation, then Derek suddenly stands up saying, “The Moon has come out from behind the cloud.”
Joel- Done!
LMAO thread! Do not remember which episode but scene is a couple dancing closely and Mike riffs ‘Not so close you two, leave room for the Holy Ghost!’ Not very naughty but to us Catholics…
From “The Sidehackers,” presumably a masturbatory riff:
ROMMEL (to best friend): “You ever see me this happy before?”
JOEL: “Yeah, but you didn’t know I was looking.”
In the short “A Date With Your Family” the young girl is talking to her Mother and Crow chimes in, “Mom, I’m pregnant.”
#144 Catalina Caper is full of ’em.
“Is this BEFORE cocoa butter?”
“Look, they’re standing four abreast.”
Crow once said something (can’t recall the episode) about meeting Roddy McDowall: “…and it’s true what they say.” You can interpret that in any number of ways.
Final Sacrifice- They’ve just arrived at Yosemite Sam’s, I mean, Mike Pipper’s cabin and Tom comments on the badly stained walls “Apparently the guy upstairs has a really bad case of Urethritis.” I still get a spit-take just thinking about it 12 years later!
This is a great topic. It’s been a lot of fun reading these and remembering just how dirty the show actually was.
Here’s one I haven’t seen yet, from the short “Body Care and Grooming”:
NARRATOR (describing attractive young girl): “Look at that hair; that skin; that mouth…”
SERVO: “Those ni…NOSE!”
Not the dirtiest line ever, but it was a big hit with my friends and me when we watched it.
Off the top of my head:
Revenge of the Creature: “Has it got a thing?”
Not sure it’s been mentioned, but for a more
disturbing skit then even Crow or Brain Guy
dancing, in Beginning of the End when Mike
and the bots see what the Mads are doing when they’re
relaxing at home, including their touching
sharing of the ice cream. :shock:
“Let’s not do that again.”
The Screaming Skull:
“She has four breasts!”
“That’s what I’m counting…”
In the short in episode 311 “Snow Thrill” the narator was describing the sport of skiing, which he pronounced “shi-ing. That’s right, it’s pronounced shi-ing.” Joel responded, “Oh, you’re full of skit.” :shock:
“Steven Bochco? Does this mean we’re going to see Dennis Franz’s hairy buttcheeks? I hope not.”
The refueling scene in Starfighters “That ok we can just cuddle”
Then Tom and Crow play out the scene. It look so dirty.
I have a few faves…a couple not mentioned from Werewolf:
[Natalie looks a little…cold…]
Crow: They suddenly turned on the air conditioning!
Paul: You’re a hustler.
Tom (as Natalie): No, I vas eeen Hustler!
Earlier in the hospital:
Mike: Time to do a Jenny Garp…
One of my favorite lines from Final Sacrifice is when Pipper brings out the horse for Rowsdower to ride to save Troy.
Crow as Pipper: Had a hard time saddlin’ up the Mrs!
And Starfighters has incredible dirty riffs. I love Crow’s grunt when we first see the refueling drogue disconnect.
Mike: Sorry, that’s never happened to me before.
Tom: We can just snuggle, that’s okay.
And later…
Mike: I can tell you’re not ready for this. Your first time?
Crow [shakily]: It’s not…I’ve refueled a LOT of times.
Oh, and yes, even San Francisco International has a dirty riff or two hiding in there. Here’s one I found in the plane rescue with Davey.
Conrad: …then I want you to pull it halfway out.
Mike [as Conrad]: No, the throttle!
That’s all I can think of for now!
Oh! I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Devil Doll!
The four breasts thing comes from the unflattering imprinting of Yvonne Romain’s nightgown.
The killer dirty lines come some time after that, especially centering around Vorelli’s nauseating pawing of his assistant.
Mike: I see a bad moon rising.
Mike: This guy’s got an upper back fetish!
Crow [as Hugo]: So you couldn’t perform, Vorelli? Like pushing a rope uphill, eh pal? Heh…I mean when you start out with your disadvantage…I’ve got better equipment…and I’m smooth!” (this is from memory so I’m sure it’s not exactly right).
Robot Holocast “It’s Great”
In the invention exchange–at the beginning of Teenagers from Outer Space–Dr. Forrester starts using mouth-to-mouth on the suddenly stricken Resusci-Annie. He pauses and says, “That’s an odd taste.”
Roddy McDowall as the doctor examining the blond kid in Laserblast: “It’s big but not as big as mine!”
My favorite is from Parts: The Clonus Horror, when the post-coital bonfire scene is ill-arranged to show smoke rising from the lady’s… um… unmentionables. Mike: “Sorry, I should have gone a little easier on you there.”
#190 – that reminds me of the killer line after that! Where I think it was Crow that says, ”She really WAS on top of Ol’ Smokey!”
Livia the witch (YOW !!!!!), as played by the STUNNINGLY curvy Allison Hayes, in “The Undead” (#806).
Not really as many “naughty” riffs as I would have expected in this one, given the GREAT potential with the unbelievably delectable Ms. Hayes (again, I repeat, YOW !!!!!!!).
However, I thought the hint of “naughty” was nicely underplayed when Mike happens to notice the appearance of a zipper on the back of the “medevial” witch’s dress, and Servo quickly answers,
“Hey, if she wants a zipper, she can HAVE a zipper, Mike !!!!!!”.
Kind of funny, really, when you stop to think about how “tuned” to human sexual desire the bots often were, given that they were (supposedly) just a collection of inanimate parts…… ;-)
I got here late, so I’m not sure if it was mentioned, but my favorite naughty riff is very subtle. In The Day The Earth Froze, there’s a scene at the end of which the witch, Lemmankeinan, and Ilmarinen go offscreen, at which point Joel says, “Whoa, that IS cold.”
I like John Hannahs’ idea. I already know what band I would choose.
the one that sticks out to me is from Danger! Death Ray!
its a great set up…
Loucille (talking to Bart): …but come as soon as you can.
Mike: That’s what i usually do.
that one always give me a :o moment
From Monster A Go Go
General: We had to pull Chris off vacation to bring him in to this situation.
Joel: “And off his secretary”
In Cocktail rifftrax the hard-drinking old man says to Tom Cruise “Just wait until you give [a waitress] crabs!”
Mike says, “Well seeing as how I don’t sleep with two dollar hookers and I regularly bathe my genitals I don’t think that’ll be a problem.”
@195: Also from Danger! Death Ray!, who could forget:
“Mesdames et messieurs, banque 10,000 dollars.”
“Better be a damn good bonk.”
Or:
“Let’s put our balls on the table, shall we?”
Oh how I wish they had teed up on more Eurospy films…
Crow’s “Whoops, sorry dad” from “Johnny At the Fair” (mentioned earlier) is my favorite, but there’s a good one from “Rocketship X-M” that hasn’t been mentioned:
Texas guy: I wish you fellas could’ve seen her face when I walked in and told her–in the strictest confidence, of course–“Honey, I’m goin’ to the moon.”
Reporter: And what did she say?
Joel: “Not tonight, dear, I’ve got a headache.”
@25..Correction: Crow says “This is how Anthony Quinn’s wife must feel”…