Now that Crow and Tom Servo figures have been created, what action figures from the MSTed movies would you like to have or create? I’m talking primarily about characters from the movies themselves (i.e. Trumpy, Mr. B, Zap Rowsdower), and maybe for a separate list characters BBI came up with themselves (Auntie McFrank, Timmy, Toaster Pastry Servo).
I myself would probably start with the “Lame Action-Heroes 3-pack”, Puma Man, Zap Rowsdower, and The Paper Chase Guy.
I think this maybe the only ACTUAL action figure from a MSTed movie…
How about Dave “Big McHugelarge” Ryder from “Space Mutiny?”
What figures would YOU like to see?
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This has been mentioned, but I would proudly display a Krankor figure right here on my computer desk. And I would deliver the backstory if anyone asked about it.
The six “lovely” ladies from “Angel’s Revenge”. Shine your love!
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Hmmmm. Gypsy’s body looks familiar…
Red Dwarf scutter?
You know those figures attached to a base that when you push the base in, they collapse? I’d like a Torgo one of those please.
Would also be nice to have a Mike set. Could include Capt. Janeway Mike, “bad” Mike from Timechasers, and puppet Mike from Prince of Space.
Id want the following
A Manos and Torgo action figure set
A Crawling Eye figurine
An Incredible Melting Man figure with melting action
It Conquered the World figure
a Ross Hagan doll that burps chili peppers
The Gecko Lizard from Hercules and the Captive Women
a Ro-Man figure
a Spacehship in toy scale of First Spaceship on Venus
I already have Godzilla, Gamera, and Gorgo figures
150+ posts and no one has asked for a Jack Elam as Jesse from The Girl In Lover’s Lane?
He’d come with a box of groceries and you could squeeze his legs together to make his eyes go all lazy. Also included would be your own pair of kid sized “Jack Elam Eyes” for role-playing fun.
They could even have the whole diner playset that includes the exclusive (and elusive) “Big Stupid” figure.
This is a great topic, I actually just ordered an 12-inch G.I. Joe and blue jumpsuit to have a Mike figure somewhat in scale with my Crow and Tom Servo figs.
Professor Bobo, please.
Thank you, won’t you?
Obviously we need Frank and Forrester figures.
1. Torgo
2. Ro-Man (from Robot Monster)
3. Tor Johnson – Beast of Yucca Flats
4. KRANKOR
Some of the more “famous” monsters are already available at http://www.monstersinmotion.com
:mrgreen: :!: I want that Horror of Party Beach figure ! I will have it ! :razz:
Torgo!
#152
I’ll take those Spider Island girls over the generally anorexic Angels. :smile:
Gypsy or a model of The Satellite of Love
I bought a Jet jaguar action figure off Amazon a few years ago just because it makes me laugh.
Rocky and Ken , now with Action Forklift.
Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy
Big Stupid
Johnny, “I don’t care!”
John from the Cheating short. Eating hamburgers while the world cries.
Talking Last Clear Chance Cop with Mutilated Victim. Fun and educational!
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YES, A Jack Elam as Jesse figure would RULE!
Maybe he could omit a stinky odor, like that old He-Man figure, Stinkor.
“Was it wrong of me to put my head in the drivers lap, Bigs?”
Holo Clowns. :shock:
I’d like a life size anatonamically correct version of… Maybe I shouldn’t complete that thought.
Tom and Crow as Dog and Bear, complete with gore spewing action.
Big MclargeHuge
Enforcer and old woman sold sepratly
I have a really awesome Mole People action figure that I don’t think anybody mentioned. They also made a bobble-head of him. I also had a giant scorpion model kit that was very reminiscent of Black Scorpion.
Why stop at figures, though. I would totally buy an entire Rowsdower action playset. Didn’t MST3K do a bunch of skits with unappealing toys based on the movies? Like Tickle-Me Carlo Lombardi. That was funny but very close to something marketable. How about a Peter Graves Teddy Ruxpin that delivers monologues and exposition to children. All the best MST3K movies needed their own video games too. The Deadly Bees would make an amazing role playing game.
MITCHELL!!
KRANKOR – “ya scum…!”
A set of nonaction figures from Radar Secret Service. Two guys watching the radar action on TV, the villans holed up in the apartment with Sid Melton, interchangeable blond women, one keeps asking “What about Blackie” and the two agents driving around in the goitermobile.
Also a Racket Girls set, nonstop women wrestling ring, Peaches with action chest, scary grandma in two piece gym outfit, Little Joe and Scalli (pencil thin moustache included) and Mr. Big, but has no face, only a back of the head.
Batwoman!
(Wild World not included)
John Carradine with Action Countdown Goggles and Kung Fu Glands!
So many great suggestions!! It’s actually inspired me to buy afew figures off of Amazon and keep Servo and Crow company!
If you thought Johny Longtorso was evil. Here’s a scale figure of the Monster from Monster-A-Go-Go. It’s an empty box with a piece of paper that reads, “There was no monster…”
How about individually named and sold ants from Phase 4. Likewise bees and grasshoppers from The Deadly Bees and Beginning of the End
Torgo!
Also I would love to see a full size Tom Servo as a Toaster Strudel.
That’s indeed evil Cornjob, but the scary part is that’s how the first Star Wars figures were sold. No, seriously.
Which reminds me, any SW action figures and vehicles could technically be the start of a Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders! Just find one of those cymbal monkeys (If that Gumby comic cover I posted a link to is any indication, they’re probably ALL servants of Hell), and all we’d need is an actual Rock’n’Roll Martian: probably Droppo with some accessories stolen from “Kiss: Psycho Circus” figures.
There’s an idea I don’t think was touched on: actual toys that appeared in MSTed movies, starting with all the ones the 2 Santas produced! I’d be reluctant to include Torg the robot, but Mexican Santa’s sleigh was also technically identified as a giant wind-up toy, making it the only one creepier than the wind-up monkey.
The must-have, however, comes from Secret Agent Super Dragon: If I had Babyface’s remote controlled dragon that actually breathes fire like a blowtorch, I could:
a.) Relive those halcyon days a generation before my birth that Joel’s description made me nostalgic for nonetheless, when no one apparently cared if toys could easily maim children, even under supervision.
Wait, what the hell am I saying? I was born right after toys first actually got good, and grew up surrounded by the most diverse range of robots and articulated figures who could use unique vehicles we’ll ever see in a single toy store! So I’d mostly use my Super Dragon to:
b.) Seek out and immolate the morons who instituted the “drop-test” safety standard for American toys, to show them what an actual dangerous toy can do, so that maybe Transfans could a reissue of 2 foot tall Fortress Maximus east of the Pacific. Seriously, you can’t sell a toy in this country if it could break apart due to being deliberately thrown from the equivalent of a second story balcony. Unless you go on to outlaw all hard plastic toys because a child could conceivably whittle them into shivs, that rule ain’t preventin’ any serious injuries, folks.
Any other experiments have actual toys featured prominently in them? I’m probably forgetting a lot.
And #171: I have the colorized version of that Moleman (#109), including the most plastic ‘shroom accessories of any toy! If only he’d included some Bat-girls instead…
1. Timmy, Crow’s evil twin
2. Banjo from Wild Rebels
3. Creepy Girl from Catalina Caper
Love some of the other ideas (Droppo, Mitchell!, Eye Creature with “they just didn’t care” costume)…
I’d like some character action figures/dolls/toys, actually, and I am wondering why they were never made. Here would be my list:
SET #1:
* Joel Robinson (red/burgandy jumpsuit)
* Dr. Forrester
* Dr. Erdhart
* Crow
* Tom Servo
* Gypsy
SET #2:
* TV’s Frank
* Mike Nelson (green jumpsuit)
* Pearl Forrester (first costume)
* Mitchell!
* Mike as Capt. Janeway
* TOrgO
SET #3:
* Pearl (second costume)
* Prof. Bobo
* Observer
* Nanites
* Krankor (comes with weapons that are useless against him)
* Big McHugelarge
SET #4:
* KTMA Joel
* KTMA Servo
* KTMA Crow
* KTMA Gypsy
* KTMA Cambot
* KTMA Dr. F (Larry didn’t really change much XP)
ACCESSORIES:
* SOL Bridge Model (CC 2-7)
* SOL Bridge Model (CC 1)
* SOL Bridge Model (S-FC)
* SOL Bridge Model (KTMA)
* Deep 13
* Deep Ape
* The Widowmaker
* Castle Forrester
* SOL Storm Shelter (MST3K: The Movie)
Personally, I’d make them about the size of other sci-fi action figures. Oh, the crossovers I would make photo-comics of…
*imagines MST3K plus Doctor Who*
how about a figure of the sidekick…. with the littlest buffalo shot?!
..I think I meant tiniest! or how about a figure whose head is blank and you can add different accessories like Robert Ginty action cheeks!
Stacey wrote: “How about Arch Hall Jr. action figure? When you pull the string it would whine. ROXXXXXXY!!!!!! Also come with vaseline in case it isn’t oily enough.”
Beat me to it — even the oily idea! I would add an action powerfist doll of the Rick Astley guy that socked him in the film.
What would I like to see… Well from the show, I would like to see a Mike Nelson, Joel figure. Then Dr Forrester, Pearl Forrester, TVs Frank, Bo Bo, Brain Guy.
Then from the movies, it would be funny to see Joe Estavez from Soul Taker, Joe Don Baker from Final Justice, Rowsdower, the monster from Track of the Moon Beast, Merlin and his possessed monkey toy from Merlins shop of Mystical Wonders, Nick from Time Chasers, and that Coil guy that made people aware of how important Springs are.
That’ll be funny to see.
-JBT
I’d like to collect the entire set from Deathstalker and then reenact different scenes like the ocsilating dwarf scene or the lovely dance/fight scene with Truxartis…
Beat me to it — even the oily idea! I would add an action powerfist doll of the Rick Astley guy that socked him in the film.
I’d love to see Arch get Rick rocked!!!!! That would be soooo awesome!!!! I like the idea!!!! Put Mikey in there and it can be no holds barred!!! :wink:
My top five would be:
5. The Crawling Eye
4. Secret Agent Super Dragon
3. The Blood Beast
2. Torg (NOT Torgo; the ‘bot from “Conquers the Martians”)
and…
1. The Deadly Mantis (love that bug!)
Maybe a few runner-ups would be a Bobby-and-Grandpa (The Creeping Terror) 2-pack, some of the Eye Creatures, The Creeping Terror himself, and The Crawling Hand. Plus, Cousin Billy at the Rock Shop, Old Man Crenshaw, and a big Creature and little Creature 2-pack from “Boggy Creek III–er, II. And, Santa and Pitch, and Douglas with his Spce Capsule.
Sorry, that’s SPACE capsule. Some accesories:
. A disembodied head for The Crwling Eye
. A gun and a stolen cigarette for Super Dragon
. One of Johnny’s shrimp-embrios for the Blood Beast
. A Wham-O Air Blaster for Torg
. Some smashed-up cars and the severed claw for the Deadly Mantis
. Fishing poles and a lizard for Bobby and Grandpa
. A geode and diamond for Cousin Billy (Bilae)
. Toy Cannon (with lethal dart) for Santa
. And a Billy Goat Chee-Burger for Douglas
(Petsi sold seperately)
how about Happy Chef from I Accuse my Parents?
CUPCAKE from riding with death and laserblasts billy with working doorbell chest & bushbaby sheriff.
nastica,ugly step-sister,jack frost&dog set. I already made figures of the last seen from werewolf by glueing whispes of dog hair to ken and barbie.
I always thought a rock ’em sock ’em robot version with Santa and Pitch would be great. Voice-chip activation when one or the other gets their “block” knocked off would be Santa: “help me Merlin!” and Pitch: “curses rer rer rer rer rer rer curses…”.