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Weekend Discussion Thread: What Has MST3K Taught You?Alert reader Stacy writes:
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I learned I should never marry a passive, immobile doctor named Ted Nelson. And certainly shouldn’t have his baby. That’s very sound, I think.
I’ve learned that only love pads the film.
Gare
@151 And if you do marry Dr. Ted Nelson make sure you stock up on crackers.
I learned that assaulting a worker and a possible backer for an archeological dig do not get you fired from that dig.
I learned that trademark-infringing heroines hold pointless seances that contact the spirits of offensive stereotypes.
I learned that old men hate smoochers on their property.
I learned that bread delivery men are a target of good and evil.
That I have little bunnies on my knees. I do.
That Peter Graves and Joe Don Baker are national treasures!!
I just remembered I forgot to sign Sheri’s birthday card….NOOOOO!!!
One thing I didn’t learn was: How did a flag get on the moon?
I learned that flat-chested, extra-petite girls really go for incomprehensible guys who drive around in vans with Lee Van Cleef and a pet gerbil. And that small Midwestern towns are often ruled, iron-fisted Latin American junta-style, by oppressive small-time industrialists and their henchmen. But with a few well-placed karate chops and a couple of throwing stars, everything’s just fine again.
@50 Hi Stoney.
I am a male. Are you stoned? ;)
In response to your compliment I can only say
“Our Father who art in heaven…”
MST3K taught me how to really just relax.
I learned that the world being taken over by hyper intelligent ants might not be so bad if you get to hang out with Lynn Frederick.
I also learned that you shouldn’t hire psychos. And if you do, don’t fire them or frustrate their career plans.
Also: Never sabotage an airplane that you will be traveling aboard.
And I learned that you can’t always trust the Devil. Who knew that the lord of lies and evil and deception might let you down?
I learned that I am the laziest man on Mars.
And he didn’t steal no bike, neither!