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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3k-Inspired Horse NamesAlert readers Steve & Keri suggest:
I think my filly would be called “Torgo’s Knees.” What about you? 152 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3k-Inspired Horse Names”Commenting at Satellite News
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Man Is A Feeling Creature
A Greek Not A Jew
More Pie, Man-Goat?
Little Winged Potato
(Not done after all)
Boss of Bosses
Puncture Proof
The Incredibly Strange Horse Who Stopped Living And Became A Mixed Up Zombie (TISHWSLABAMUZ is less than 18 characters…)
Corn Detassler
Snarf Farms
Nastinka!
GrandfatherMushroom?
Oops, too many letters.
Hired!
Diamondhead
Mighty Jack
Starforce
Catalina Caper
Skydiver
Delta Knight
TheLegendContinues
These are arguably more dignified than Hoof-Hearted, which (I am not kidding) was a real racehorse.
Tasty Frog Legs (Red Zone Cuba)
All Reaction Shots (Beast of Yucca Flats)
I Like Coffee (Skydivers)
A horse race with Ken in it would have to be all horses named Ken in the same race. Now THAT would be a fun announcer play-by-play!
How about FatBarKeep
Mac Cheesesteak
Brown Betty with Death
Mannix, Mr B Natural, Tormented, Invention Exchange, Breakfast Bazooka, Borromel, Stridex Medicated Ballroom, Girls’ Town, Touch Connors, Cornjob;
Fingel’s Quarry
Love’s Pit BBQ
Valley Loogie
Touch Conners
Eulabelle
OldManCrenshaw?
KnowYourOintments?
He’s not Sinbad
Honey, Don’t
Atomic Superbeing
Go Ahead On
Grimwald Warrior
And a Rifftrax entry: Ohai Mark
BobJohnsohn, oh, wait.
Batch
Area
Smooth
Buffalo Shot
OK, I like #2’s, “God’s Domain.”
But race him as a stallion. Then, geld him.
Then rename him “Tampered.”
Cabot
Cabot?
Cabot!
Cabot?!
Cabot!?
Mr. B Natural
Deep 13
Rocket No. 9
Drop ’em Droppo
Hot Biscuits (Young Man’s Fancy)
Umbilicus
The Undead
Ator’s Thong
Dr. Kolos
Wish Squisher
‘and the winner by a nose it’s..VAAAAAANCE!’
MerlinMysticWonder
SorryAboutMyFace
CarradinesOnMyBed
Crenshaw’s Fire
MoreReba.
GoodGodI’mUgly.
Spankingsallaround
Worm face
The brute horse
Mr Beardsley
Ken’s Forklift
Selling Wizard
King Dinosaur
Squishy
Edgy Uncle Jim
“… around the final turn and it’s Chief? followed closely behind by McCloud? And now they are neck and neck down the final stretch…
It’s Chief?…
No. McCloud?
Chief?
McCloud?
Chief?
McCloud?
Chief?
McCloud?…
And it’s Beat A Dead Horse by a nose! ;-)
From Last of the Wild Horses: Loaner Roan.
These are arguably more dignified than Hoof-Hearted, which (I am not kidding) was a real racehorse.
Hoof-Hearted’s owner is That Guy who thinks he’s a card. Another of his horses is Peony’s Envy. If I were an announcer I’d be tempted to say, “And Mike Pegram’s Peony’s Envy is coming on strong!”
(…Bill Corbett?) ;)
off topic but
Chris Squire of Yes died on June 27th (co-wrote Owner of a Lonely Heart). i know his name wasn’t said, but it need to be said.
MRxL!!
I was a huge fan of YES growing up and got to see them live. Huge loss for music!
Great topic. It looks like most of the good answers are off the board. But I’ll try:
Win: Garth Vader
Place: Hardware Hank
Show: Johnny Longbow
He sure is hell is funnier than you Eric.
“…and it’s bird poop on the rail, apartment house with plenty of room, girdle in the stretch and bringing up the rear, it’s BEETLEBOMB!”
Troxartus
Didn’tstealnobike
Mr Beardsley
Critter (that name may exist already)
Apollonia
Bart Fargo
Bavarro
Rocky Jones
Cleolanta
Atlasan (Ampersand)
Megalon
Barugon
Gaos
Guiron
Zigra
Annikki (Annikki’s the name, poker’s the game)
Pilot Peat (Pylon Pete or PileOnPete)
Charmin’
Can’t…stop! From one episode alone:
Abby’s Some Gal
Up On Yer Mudflaps
Tripolidine
ElusiveRobertDenby
Isthatstudcoming?
OldTimeBillySlater
Johnny’s Stew
Sorry everybody, but how do you suggest a thread?
That’s way too long. 18 characters is the max for a racehorse name. :-P
Hi-Keeba!
Mitchell’s Baby Oil!
nobody mentioned:
CirclePines
ViolentPornComics
We Love You Cornjob (GAMERA VS GUIRON), Snowhead the Blue Reindeer (BOGGY CREEK II), It’s My Birthday (I ACCUSE MY PARENTS), Coffee Underachiever (SKYDIVERS)
I remember doing this with the video horse racing game they have at Dave & Buster’s quite a while ago. Some of the horses I named were:
1. we got movie sign
2. Satellite of love
3. Rocket number nine
4. Deep Thirteen
5. Gizmonics
I’m sure there were others but I can’t recall them off hand.
@ #139: Just email it to Sampo at msampoATaolDOTcom.
JEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
Diabolik
Hlick Me
Lucy Braless
Big Stupid
Sex Poodle
Rice of Pipple
Kitten With A Whip
Judo Range
The Creeper
VomitStaindMavrik
Swamp Diamond
Want Some?
JudesWearingAWire!
Dirty D is picking on me, will the MSTie community come to my defense? Won’t you?
“Why Don’t They Look?”
“Rock n Roll Martian”
“Mr. Beardslee”
Oh, that killed me.
What about Fred Burroughs? Iris? Mr. B Natural?
Oh, and good use of Megaweapon @ #1!