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Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters

The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:

If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:

The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver

Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf

My first thought:

He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank

Have at it!

158 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters”

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  1. Jane Dobson says:

    For Castleton! #castletonsnob

       3 likes

  2. robniles says:

    There is no God, there’s just Dude! #zepisneverwrong

       4 likes

  3. Pulatso says:

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RUBBERBAND? #boing #wereallgoingtodie #imnotreadyformarriage

       4 likes

  4. Rex Dart! #eskimospy

       4 likes

  5. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Tore my suit. Losing air. Adrift. OOPS! #JimPruitt

    Agar keeps zapping me. What a jerk! #GillMan

       2 likes

  6. Charles says:

    Today is dedicated to Uranus! #uranusday

       6 likes

  7. Fart Bargo says:

    @SHUTUPIRIS

    Here’s two bucks cause that’s al yer worth!

    #ChairmanoftheBoard

       2 likes

  8. Fart Bargo says:

    @RogerCorman

    Your movies suck!

    #BIG

       0 likes

  9. Gobi says:

    Cabot? Cabot? Cabot! Cabot? Cabot!#Cabot

       4 likes

  10. Cornjob says:

    @I couldn’t let Ken kill Ken

    #Ken

       3 likes

  11. PrezGAR says:

    @ator: Decided to DIY Hang Glide to raid enemy castle. @Thongmeister #YOLO

    @MrBNAtural: Oh great. Nature’s calling and I don’t know which restroom I need to use #HermaphroditeProblems

    @WandaSak: Why does everyone keep calling me big boned. I don’t have a weight problem. #ModelSkinny #StupidAtlantis

       3 likes

  12. edge10 says:

    Knew your father I did! #boyorgirl

       0 likes

  13. little winged potato says:

    What is tweet?

       1 likes

  14. James Rivers says:

    who wants to ride the rocket? #winky

       1 likes

  15. Cabot. #cabot
    Cabot? #cabot
    Cabot! #cabot
    Cabot, #cabot
    Cabot. #cabot
    Cabot?! #cabot
    Cabot. #cabot
    Cabot? #cabot
    Cabooooot!! #cabot

       2 likes

  16. MarcusVermilion says:

    A rotting corpse is on the grass. #DiggerSmolkensingsPinkFloyd
    All in all you’re just another corpse in the ground. #DiggerSmolkensingsPinkFloyd

       4 likes

  17. Edwin B says:

    @Johnny – I don’t care! #offtomeetmydoom

       3 likes

  18. Weepy Donuts says:

    @ArchHallJr: My tires are filled with water! #WHEE

       2 likes

  19. Weepy Donuts says:

    @ArchHallJr: @RoxyMiller I love you, Vicki.

       0 likes

  20. Edwin B says:

    @Makonnen: Every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful, if you just take the time to look at it. #longwindedsayings

       2 likes

  21. JCC says:

    Weepy Donuts:
    @ArchHallJr:@RoxyMillerI love you, Vicki.

    @RoxyMiller

    AND JUST WHO IS VICKI!?@ArchHallJr #shavingdad

       2 likes

  22. Cornjob says:

    @Boy I’m stupid. Sometimes I forget how stupid I am

    #Stupidcrooner

    @I KILLED THAT FAT BAR KEEP!!

    #Moonyou

       0 likes

  23. Cornjob says:

    @I thought you picked up the laser!?

    #Buttpodturtle

       0 likes

  24. Cornjob says:

    @There’s an angry black man on line one

    #messagefromVenus

       2 likes

  25. Cornjob says:

    @My plan to sabotage an airplane I’ll be flying on is going perfectly

    #Detergentinthehydralics

    @The nose wheel feels mushy

    #Myfamilyhasbeenkidnapped

       1 likes

  26. Cornjob says:

    @Dad’s dead and everone’s making jokes

    #Itsnotfunny

    @Buried alive in a cave with my idiot boyfriend and a giant spider

    #Didnttheyseeourcar

       0 likes

  27. Cornjob says:

    @You’re weird

    #Whichresultsincreativity

       1 likes

  28. Cornjob says:

    Let’s form a soccer team and eat each other

    #Justcrashed

       0 likes

  29. Cornjob says:

    @When Lembach sees my experiment work I’ll have all the funding I need and everything will work out fine

    #Drorangehair

    @My face got turned inside out and I kill everthing I touch now

    #Thatcouldhavegonebetter

    @Panicked and killed people. Again. Got to try to stop doing that

    #DarkmanandJohnMerrickwillunderstand

    @Electrocution?

    #YousaidIcouldbegassed

       1 likes

  30. Cornjob says:

    @You blame my bottomless stupidity for everything

    #Ididntmeantokillthemplanetsneither

       2 likes

  31. MaxKeller says:

    @Vorelli: I really could go for a piece of ham. #hungry

       1 likes

  32. Weepy Donuts says:

    @SheriffAlanHale: What’s that? Retweet what you say to provide exposition?

       4 likes

  33. Cornjob says:

    @You don’t say

    #Hedidntsay

       0 likes

  34. Cornjob says:

    @Everyone dead. Continent sinking

    #CrapIdidntknowitwouldbethatbad

       0 likes

  35. Cornjob says:

    @I can’t understand a thing my new student says. Maybe he doesn’t speak English.

    #Masterninja

    @Wuhbba ibs dah kwestun?

    #Wannabeninja

    @I will kill both of you flaccid traitors.

    #Onlyrealninjaontheset

       0 likes

  36. Cornjob says:

    @Just ran over a guy

    #SisterMaryVehicularhomocide

       0 likes

  37. Cornjob says:

    @Has anyone got a soul they’re not using?

    #Soultakerdude

       2 likes

  38. Clint says:

    @Ralphs Do you guys sell baby oil and extra rich sour cream??

    #Mitchellgotthenightoff

       0 likes

  39. MaxKeller says:

    My mom invented Twitter. #IAccuseMyParents

       7 likes

  40. ck says:

    Time for some CARNATION ICE CREAM #amazing grace

       1 likes

  41. Mr. Krasker says:

    Killing doesn’t help any more #SendMidol
    @LeechWoman: You are the one in my dreams of blood #Mala
    Now I ram my ovipositor down your throat. #NotAnAlien

       1 likes

  42. Mr. Krasker says:

    My Job. My Way. #SmugDimples #Toupee

       2 likes

  43. @RobotMonkey: “GIT YO TICKETS HEE-YAH! GIT YO TICKETS HEE-YAH!”

       1 likes

  44. Cornjob says:

    @Now we can kill game in peace and quiet

    #Alwayskillpeacefullyandquietly

       1 likes

  45. Charles says:

    Don’t these people ever floss? #savages

       1 likes

  46. Charles says:

    On adventure like Sinbad #haminfridge

       2 likes

  47. Mr. Krasker says:

    Want some? #IWantAnswers

       2 likes

  48. Cornjob says:

    @I’m a woman. I’m also a captive. Don’t bother trying to help. I’ll just get taken captive again. It’s kinda my thing.

    #Captivated

       0 likes

  49. Cornjob says:

    @Is it because I panic while making sandwiches?

    #Idontgetyou

       2 likes

  50. Travis McLemore says:

    @Miss Kitty Lee I’m happy in my work. Are you?#IAMP

       2 likes

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