How about risque comments/skits? For example, in “Track of the Moon Beast”: Paul G. Carlson: “I’d like you to meet a friend of mine.” Crow: “Could you at least kiss me first!”
Say!
Yes, even though the show is pretty family friendly, they do occasionally throw in a riff only the grownups will get.
One of my favorites, from the “Century 21” short, is: Singer: “You’re seeing it all…” Crow: “…at the Annie Sprinkle show…”
What’s your favorite?
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(many, many episodes) “GOOD MORNING!!!”
AHHHHHH!!! Dammit, Gummo!! You took mine!!
lol #42. Creeping Terror, I’ve always thought, is the worst movie they ever had to riff.
Since just rewatched Monster A-Go-Go this morning, will add Tom’s comment when the two gentlemen were being dressed in their protection-against-radiation suits, “Ok Major, do you dress to the right or to the left?”
Tom: “I can see myself in her butt!”
Crow: “You can see yourself in anyone’s butt.”
“Ho, ho, ho?”
“Beverly Garland’s bra! I have seen the promised land!”
In Agent for H.A.R.M., when Adam Chance slowly take his swimming trunks out of the dresser:
“You lucky shorts.”
“You’re about to gift-wrap a beautiful package.”
Gunslinger:
(…hurry up – I have a beef roast in the oven)
Crow: “You know – BEEF ROAST?- in the OVEN?”
The gun in the pants scene from Mitchell:
J&TB: “What??!!”
And when what’s his face and what’s his face bring those two chicks home, before killing Johnny Mathis: Crow: “And she’s an acrobat, Ted.”
Beginning of the End:
(Is that car in your area?)
Crow? (maybe): “I BEG your pardon?”
Tormented:
(Tom Stewart: [to Sandy] “From now on, YOU’RE the other woman.”)
Joel: “Put her down, Jerry Lee.”
Day the Earth Froze:
Joel: “Stay out of my sister!”
Magic Voyage of Sinbad:
(when Neptune’s daughter what’s her name says to Sinbad something about presenting him with her “golden fish”):
Joel: “Oh, WOW!”
And a gazillion more… :mrgreen:
Don’t know if it has been used but from 701 Night Of The Blood Beast:
“You know, my gown opens from the rear.”
and later
“Three little snaps, it comes right off”
From 701: “No more questions! More boobies!”
From Prince of Space: “Crank Whore?”
I haven’t seen Deadly Bees in so long, but when the lead blonde female is walking around in her underwear and gets attacked by bees, doesn’t Servo say something to the effect of her taking her bra off and using it to swipe the bees? Someone want to jog my memory on the actual riff?
Attempting re-entry….
“There was also a great “DOUBLE BAG IT” riff from Mike but I can’t remember the movie it’s from.”
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That’s from the Young Man’s Fancy short. Hilarious…
In Master Ninja II, Lee and Timothy are discussing the opposite sex and Joel, as Lee, says “Well I took a shuriken wheel in the whipper once…”
The Brute Man’s “Someone shot my sizzler off and my face is big as ever”.
I know, just veiled penis references but still somewhat naughty.
Oh man! – the entire post-coital morning glow scene in The Projected Man with Halliday’s glorified lab assistants. Filled to the brim with naughty riffs.
LOL @ #56! I cracked up every time that Joel delivered the “OH WOW” lines. They used it several times, but I can’t think if them.
no one mentioned my favorite from Laserblast
Kathy: Where’ve you been all morning? Not waking people up at the crack of dawn I hope.
Crow: Oh. That’s where they found Tony Orlando.
@20 [RPG]Invasion of the Neptune Men: “So it turns out that the aliens are a big bunch of pussies.” Can’t get more concise than that, but how did it get through?
Ever hear George Carlin’s ‘Seven Words’? He shows how some terms that are double entrendes can be used in Disney movies: Snatch that pussy and stick it in the box….
@29 [shawndog] I forgot the name of the short, where the little boy learns to be part of the family ‘team’.
That’s Appreciating Your Family, don’t recall which episode it was, but I just downloaded the unMSTed version yesterday, so I remember that much.
I always think of Squirm, where Crow has to leave during the ‘bath’ sequence.
Time Chasers:
Lisa: “Nick, what’s that?”
Crow: “That means I like you.”
I’ve got a mantis in my pantis!
My all-time favorite:
From “Mr. B Natural:”
Mr. B: You gotta inspect your horn boy…
Crow : And wash it everyday!
Tom: Doh!!
What a classic!
From Touch of Satan when the dad is offering his home made drink:
“I put my peanuts in it!”
Crow: “I sure hope he said peanuts”
There’s one moment near the end of “Mitchell” that gets me every time.
Joe Don Baker collapses face-down on his bed and starts inhaling and exhaling sharply, causing all three of the characters to sigh with disgust and say something to the effect of “Will you STOP that?!”
Without looking at the other comments, last week’s thread and the talk about the sheriff there immediately reminded me of the Giant Gila Monster. “Skidmarks?! Sheriff, you’re a sick man.” and “Oedipus! You put me down or I’ll poke your eyes out.”
Any of the jokes during the scene from Riding with Death where Buffalo Bob stops Ben Murphy’s runaway truck, most espiecally “My oft complimented Peterbilt is gently nudging your unprotected cargo door” Eww indeed.
Maybe it’s not very naughty considering the visual of grandma’s dancing but how about “She’s presenting like a Mandrill!” from Space Mutiny
Horrors of Spider Island “Carmelite nuns. The real story.”
Oh, and the comment numbers reminded of:
“Hey, it’s my favorite number”
“Your favorite number is 70?”
“Yeah, I love 70”
The female leads are about to share a bed in The Thing That Couldn’t Die. “You know, I really admire Amanda Beardsley”
Whenever a large breasted woman appears Joel would say, “Guys, I really miss Earth…”
From The Crawling Hand, when that swedish girl asks, “People have been calling me stacked. What does stacked mean?”
Joel: “Stacked means you’re really smart.”
[much later in the film when the woman lies down on her bead]
Servo: “She’s REALLY smart.”
I was just watching “Time Chasers” last night, and I noticed Crow made a reference to “Chesty Morgan”. Hehehe… :cool:
From Hobgoblins:
Effeminate Club Scum MC: Donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the rear entrance.
Crow: Well you’re the expert on that.
No one’s mentioned my favorite riff from “Beginning of the End”…
“If you could see my hands right now, you’d be horrified!”
Devil Fish has two of my favorites:
Lady: “Peter! He’s right on top of you!”
Crow: “Not unlike you and I earlier!”
And I loved their response to the chroma-keyed love scene, with the two couples superimposed over each other on the beach: “Hey, look! The ‘other us’ is getting ahead of us!” That’s one of my favorite riffs of all time, dirty or no.
Incidentally, has anyone noticed that Bill Corbett’s Crow has a potential flair for delivering the dirtier lines? Just something I’ve noticed over time, LOL.
Favorite naughty host segment: When Pearl was trying to get accredited and wanted to give Brain Guy a latex hump.
Favorite naughty riff: From Johnny at the Fair: “Jimminy, thinks Johnny if only I could get a ride in one of those.”
Runner-up: From Boggy Creek 2: Mike and the bots reaction to Doc seeing Crenshaw’s “little creature.”
From the Short, “Plenty of lip and tongue action” (did I quote it correctly?)
From the movie, after the plane lands and the car pulls up to pick up dr. Forrester, the reference about there being two woodies in the scene…
These aren’t really riffs, since they come from the mouths of narrators and/or characters, but essentially they BECOME riffs as soon as they have been uttered.
“Be sure to use plenty of lip and tongue action.”
“Today is dedicated to Uranus!”
“Is that stud coming?”
#80: I’m a slow typist. :grin:
#78: Regarding Bill Corbett’s Crow: YES! :grin:
How about the sad attempt at a naughty riff? I speak, of course, of the Gorgo episode and the repeatedly failed attempt to make the name “Dorkin” sound dirty.
Professor Gunther says:
June 19, 2010 at 4:38 pm
These aren’t really riffs, since they come from the mouths of narrators and/or characters, but essentially they BECOME riffs as soon as they have been uttered.
“Be sure to use plenty of lip and tongue action.”
“Today is dedicated to Uranus!”
“Is that stud coming?”
And let’s not forget:
“That’s a bad limb. Hop to the next one pussy.”
There’s one unintentionally naughty riff in KTMA’s Phase IV. Joel and the bots are watching the ants attacking a house and making the people flee their house, when they recommend the people use the bug spray OFF! Then Joel makes the comment, “When you’re out in the woods, you can’t beat Off!” When you watch it, it seems that Joel immediately realizes that his comment could be taken in another way. There’s a light chuckle from under someone’s breath and then a pause. Then Servo says, “Maybe Earth isn’t such a good place for us.” I’m sure it was accidental, but still hilarious!
Two words:
I’M HUGE!
Another one from Space Mutiny:
When the “Grandma Daughter” lady is ‘dancing’ in the ship’s disco with the hula hoop: “This is less subtle than an Annie Sprinkles performance piece!”
Of course, I must confess that I didn’t know who Annie Sprinkles was until I looked her up online- THEN i blushed (not that I didn’t have a vague idea just from the Space Mutiny riff!).
And an honorable mention from “Space Mutiny”:
“He’s gonna have SO much sex with your daughter!”
From POD PEOPLE: ‘Trumpy’s beauty was disfigured by a huge hillbilly… trunk…’ (Note: That’s a reference to Albert Goldman’s ELVIS)
From the ‘Turkey Day’ NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST… Mister B Natural: “Knew your father, I did!” Doctor Forreser: “Is it money you want?”
And, of course, the inevitable line from a lot of Joel episodes: “What are they doing?” “They’re telling secrets, honey…”
“I’ve got a mantis in my pants!”
Also, the rifftrax for Spider-Man 2 or 3 (i think it was 3) had a dirty joke, where Mary Jane or someone said “I’m coming” and one of the riffers (I think it was the uest riffer) said “I already did” or something like that. Now that’s dirty!
#86 haha I don’t remember that, but then again, I didn’t pay much attention to that episode
I cannot remember the episode or short for either of these but –
When two clowns start doing some suggestive trapeze acrobatics together – “They’re doing it Clown Style!”
and
A riff by Joel – “That’s what you get for being a side-show passaround”
From Ring of Terror, there’s a set-up to a potentially naughty riff that Joel puts the 86 on. As the female students are talking, one says, “Well, I think it’s gonna start getting pretty sticky in here.” Both Crow and Servo are geared up, ready to pounce on the remark, when Joel chimes in and says, “Let it lay, you guys.”
“Why thank you!”
From Eegah: “Do you know where deep canyon is?” Joel had to stop both of the bots from saying anything. :lol:
And of course Pod People: “I think she found Trumpy! Waaaa waaaaa waaaaaaaa…”
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman:
Batwoman talking down one of the (many) nerdy guys in
the movie from going to the Fiji islands:
“My girls, all of them, are dedicated to finding your device.”
Mike: “Excuse me?”
Also one of the henchmen dragging around one of Batwoman’s
girls by a rope tied around her neck.
Horror at Party Beach:
Tom, very melodically: “Never touched a woman….we make the saints cry!”
Or the weird oddly tense scene in Gamera Vs Barugon(I think)where the woman kneels in front of the guy and they make odd faces. Tom slurping noise just makes the scene for me.
And one more, Hobgoblins,
“I’m sorry, the donkey mud wrestlers are supposed to use the rear entrance.”
Crow~”Well you would be the expert on that.”
Tom does not even move in the theater seat as Kevin says Wow.
Outlaw-
During the scene where the Queen is carried (right before the “God I wish they’d invent the battery” riff) Crow says “Hey! That looks like..” (phallic structure) Mike interrupts “Don’t say…” Tom interjects “I’d just like to say I envy that structure” and Crow follows with “it’s Dr. Freud’s office”.
Hogoblins: Funny kid in red shorts is on his dream date with the gravel voiced siren. As he runs around his car in a state of great excitement – “Oh, this is going to be SOOOO great…. oh, I’m done….”
Hilarious.