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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Inspired FoodsAlert regular Duke of Puddles, suggests:
Me (walks out, looks at the camera and says) “Pancakes … Oh I blew it!” What’s your pick? Keep those WDT ideas coming! 99 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Inspired Foods”Commenting at Satellite News
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One taste of Pan Blackened Kalgan will blow you away!
Merlin’s Mystical Korean Barbecue Wonders. Don’t make me spell it out.
BEAST OF HOLLOW MOUNTAIN Carne Guisada –
Slowly simmer any large reptile you find wandering about (be a locavore, you know) until the meat is fork tender. Add in garlic, onion, and chili peppers that burn your gut. After thickening the sauce to the consistency of a Coleman Francis plot line plate up with a serving of refried Boggy Creek beans and garnish with a generous dash of racist stereotypes. Mucho gusto!
Hey, you got your Mole People in my Batwoman!
Y’know, despite all these wonderful comments and suggestions, I eat/drink the same thing every time I watch MST3K — popcorn and beer. Am I the only one? Beer is not from the sun (as far as I know…)
Vadinho’s Bloomin’ Onions
Pets need food too, so don’t forget to grab a bag of Basil Rathbones for dogs (packed with bits of Nigel Bruce!)
Boggy Creek Beans –
So, you’ve got nothing along on the “scientific” expedition to eat but baloney sandwiches and beans? Well, make sure those beans are BOGGY CREEK BEANS with Extra Bold Boldness! How do ya think they got that pop-up camper to pop up, huh?
Remember the slogan: BOGGY BEANS BURN BACKSIDES BETTER!
– brought to you by the fine folks at Boggy Creek Beans, a division of BoggyCo Foods
how about Fu Manchu Beer. we use children to grind our hops.
Maybe a nice stew made with corn, chicken, green peppers, sigh, onions…
And babes come running for the taste of hot soup!
Perhaps Chicken Drummies? It might “sell” the bit better?
;)
I surprised no one mentioned getting fat on Flav-o-fives.
For our Season 11 Premiere Party, I made some Torgo’s Pizza Rolls (made with real goat cheese), Attack of The The Eye Truffles (they didn’t come out so well but I just didn’t care), and Tortilla Chips with Guacamole Wilson.
How about a hamburger sandwich?
Plenty of onions, ay?
French fries, and all the trimmins?
Sid Melton’s Little Monkey Bread
The Amazing Colossal butt steak. Rare… meaning only 2 were ever made.
side of trumpy tators !
My MST meal is Saturday morning cereal. Less sugar and more fiber than while watching Bugs Bunny when I was six, but it’s still sort of keeping up a tradition.
The Lost Continental Breakfast
Lovers Lane Ripple
Creeping Teriyaki Chicken
Code Name Blue Diamond Head Almonds
Red Hot Zone Cuba Frog Legs
Devil Fish Sticks
The Amazing Colossal Manwich
Preferably these meals should be prepared by Mr. Food or Jeff Smith the Frugal Gourmet.
Some “Chicken Jim” with a side of Bullbutter.
The tumblr [yeah I know] https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcolleenrants.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2FMST3K%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR1vsJ4OAEFHcPwNmquPkwosHUvHZu6iCOS5Sge-Eq8YKZOPJ2I9lWXb9iM&h=AT2qIXP_CtJyv0kz57pjFXhEjce3wTiXju8AD6r7Hm-RcrYuVy2dcMWnllZ-POUBQInn0f6sSo5cMBv2lOlB1KKmAlDOAEXtJw7J6l0XJRakd-EMpaKFJpC2Nuv6HXPIu-0 [crud I hope that comes out better than it copied] has drinks modeled after MST3K films. With and without booze.
I should explain my last entry there. The tumblr is “colleenrants” and the author is an historian with a sense of humor and a strong taste for booze. She made up drinks for the MST films and shorts.
Here’s a link to that tumblr without Facebook’s tracking code:
https://colleenrants.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/mst3k%20cocktails
Thanks Steve.
Reconst-D, man! woo!
MST3K tends to attract fans who are fond of keeping track of the details, statistics, points of interest. Is there anyone out there who has a handle on the ratio of alcohol to food consumption in MST episodes? My gestalt impression is that alcohol comes out way on top of food on a scene-by-scene basis. We could, of course, exclude KILLER SHREWS since it would skew the results completely.
Booze, it’s what’s for dinner!
Brought to you by the Booze Council. Booze! It’s what your body’s thirsty for.
BEE DOUBLE-OH ZEE EE, Booze!
Booze–you’re best drug value!
Work . . . booze . . . work . . .booze
It’s the ’50s and booze is there!
Friday night is “Night of the Blood Sausage”, served with tiny shrimp and hush puppies!
A few years ago, we hosted a MST party just for fun, and we actually served a plate of sauerbraten with a picture of Tawny Kitaen, yucca fries, and a bunch of other stuff I can’t recall at the moment.
(Yep, usually happens with ex-12-step comics: Frank goes through AA, and the alcoholism jokes start turning sanctimonious…At least it wasn’t the “Funny drunks” host seg from Giant Gila Monster.)
It sounds like you are disparaging Frank and other recovering alcoholics. That is intolerable. Would you make a similar comment about cancer survivors?
I’m not disparaging Frank (one of the last great funny ones) OR other recovering alcoholics…Just the “community service” the ones who work as standup comics feel they have an obligation to do, so yeah, guys, if you have to, get it over with and we’ll all feel better.
It’s simple. If it does not promote healing it does not need to be written/said.
Here’s to you, whiskey.
Defender of truth, friend of children!
(did we just hijack this WDT?)
Crow’s Eternal Sandwich –
Someone out there knows the answer to this. How many episodes did Crow have an enormous sandwich in his claw? And what was in that sandwich? White bread and ….?
This thread would not be possible without the Truck Farmer.
HAIL TRUCK FAMER!
I think it’s grilled cheese.
Or possibly peanut butter and Dijonnaise…
Roast an Old Man, Singe All His Flesh Off sammich. With Vadinho Onion Rings.
G
And if you’re trying to lose a few pounds:
Ilya’s Bread and Water Dungeon Diet.
G
You know, someone ought to shout down into that well and ask Cliff Weismeier (Red Zone Cuba) to share the secret recipe that makes his frog legs so special.
And all these dishes taste better when seasoned with freshly-made Sampo salt! Contact Ilvarinnen and have him make you a Sampo today!
When in Scotland, order yourself a dish of Projected Haggis. Bryant Halliday will put it in the dish, then crank up his gizmo and project it directly to your table!
That is not at all what I first thought you meant by “Projected”.
I can think of 4: Pod People, Gunslinger, Beast of Yucca Flats, and Laserblast.
also Zombie Nightmare (the Batman sketch)
this needs to be in Ward E
“Is it because I often panic while making sandwiches?” – Crow (Monster A-Go Go)
I hope Michelle’s dad (Girl in Gold Boots), in his rare sober moments, is taking down all these great food ideas for Eat. Ditto for whomever took over the aforementioned Cliff Weismeier’s chi-chi restaurant from Red Zone Cuba. In fact, these two great eateries could merge (“Eat/Cliff Weismeier”? “Cliff Weismeier Eats”?): after all, they both seem to be vaguely somewhere in the SW–what with the tungsten mines and drifters stopping by on the way to LA and all.
I have always absolutely loved the fact that a sentient robot with no internal organs would be eating a sandwich in the first place.
Professor Bobo’s midnight Brain Guy Brain Sammich, with plenty of MAY-O-NAISE!!!
Lemon Kinen
Also available in cherry, apple, peach, chocolate, and limited edition pumpkin spice.
Vegans –
How many Vegans were depicted in the various episodes of MST3K? I can only think of the subterranean Sumerians in The Mole People who ate nothing but mushrooms outside of a little cannibalism now and then I suppose. I guess we can probably rule out Old Man Crenshaw.
The Brut Manwich. Extra dry version of everyone’s favorite canned sloppy joe. Personally I prefer demi-sec, but to each his own.