On Halloween which characters from the MST3K universe do you expect to show up and what treats would give and/or tricks you might receive from them?
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Weekend Discussion Thread: HalloweenAn alert reader who goes by “Blufuego” has a seasonal question:
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Ham for Hugo, techno-drinks for bodybuilders, and synthesized breadfruit for astronauts. PLEASE-nobody “punch the clown” in public, Uncle Buck notwithstanding.
(Look up Criterion’s early catalog….Yes, Michael Bay on Criterion. Twice, counting “Armageddon”. It HAPPENED.
Don’t worry, they’re OOP, though, and unrepeatable circumstances never likely to happen again.)
So, then…you’re saying it was wrong to punch those eighteenth and nineteenth Dark Knight Jokers, nine years ago? Any one of us would have!
If the Creepy Girl comes around, I’ll give her a bag of Swedish Fish and a scroll.
I’d better keep some tubes of skin bronzer on hand in case any kids show up dressed as Hercules. And if one of them is kind of a bland, Herc-wannabe, I can give him a cheese steak.
If any kids come dressed as a bride and/or groom, I’ll give ’em rubber bands. Boing!! Where’d it go???
Of course, any kids who show up dressed as a character from “Squirm” will receive a handful of gummy worms.
When the hobgoblins come around, I’ll give them whatever their hearts desire. But it’ll go bad on them somehow, causing their eventual destruction.
The Leopard Lady and the Panther Woman will receive kitty treats, of course. But first they have to wrestle.
If Business Boy, Kim and Mickey show up I’ll give Business Boy a bunch of spread sheets to analyze, Kim an apple and Mickey a handful of anti-depressants. After sampling the pills Mickey declares “I LIKE THEM VERY MUCH!!!”
But wait! The Phantom of Krankor and his Chicken men are about and planning some devious tricks to pull on me. TheChicken men start to lay eggs and blast my home with them. When I come out to chase them The Phantom of Krankor releases the caustic vapors. As I am slipping into unconscious, I can hear HEEEEEEN-HEEEN-HAA!
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I would give Jan in the Pan some pumpkin spice neck juice. She would make a great Jack-o-lantern, too!
TORGO: He’s giving away clumps of hair, toenails and Zagnuts this year.
Delete your account.
In the field of local live home entertainment, Pooter the Clown is a GOD!
(He was also the same actor who played George Weiss in the Ed Wood film.)
I expect Rowsdower to give away beer from the sun.
I can’t see Rowsdower giving away beer, but it is Halloween, eh?
I hates that rabbit too, but that’s legit.