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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3k-Inspired Horse NamesAlert readers Steve & Keri suggest:
I think my filly would be called “Torgo’s Knees.” What about you? 152 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3k-Inspired Horse Names”Commenting at Satellite News
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Mike’s Wild Irish Ireland!
YouKnowYouWantMe.
Mom?MyNuts
ItStinks!
AbsolutelyFascinating
IWonAnEssayContest
I’mAVirgin
Good?He’sTheBest!
Win: California Lady
Place: Messin’ With Private Stock
Show: Pink Candy Floss
Agree with the stinger suggestion (#46):
DongTheFishIsReady
AboutOurClothes?
Help Me!
AtomicHearingAid
Pig Liquer
JanInThePan
WhaHappa?
Creepy Jack Perkins
Idiot Control Now by a nose!
Devil Fish
JumpUpMyButt.
TheDogsMeat. (Particularly appropriate if he loses).
I’m putting my money on–(drumroll, please)–Manos Horse of Fate!
That noise TV’s Frank makes would certainly make a great horse name for the announcer to have to say throughout a race.
Also:
Gym Policy
Petey the Plane
Sessions Presents
LaLaLa
Charred Fingah
Has a Red Butt
Sodium
Roman Times (always comes in last)
TasteMySteel?
A little obvious: ChestnutGrey.
WindDemon.
For that matter, ChestnutGrey.
My Nuts!!
ok, I’m done…
“And they’re off with OlTimerBillySlater in the lead by a length, LaziestManOnMars second, with BrideOfTheMonster on the outside…”
Watch Out For Snakes
Johnny Longtorso
Where The Fish Lives
The Phantom of Krankor
There Is No Way Out
There Was No Monster
Is That Stud Coming
You Think You Can Beat Me
Rock Climbing
Sorry, got a bit redundant (#62 & 63).
How ’bout SatinTapPant?
GoAheadOn?
fascinating
BadForYou,Joel
Sleepy-eyed Guy
Sandstorm!
YouShouldReallyJustRelax (too many letters, though)
TheTheEyeCreatures
Torcha!
LazyRider
TrumpyDumpy
WeenieRoast
In all fairness though, #1 post “Megaweapon” made me laugh out loud hard enough to scare my cats.
@62 ChestnutGrey is perfect! I was trying to think of an actual horse name from one of the experiments.
ShutUpIris
ChickenOfTomorrow
HiBavarro
Flying Elf (is back in the lead)
Johnny Longbone
Pile on Pete
All of these names are terrific. I wish I could like them all. My favorites so far are Megaweapon, Rowsdower, and FlagOnTheMoon. For a filly, I’d pick GypsyRoseMe or PearlPearlPearl.
Hamburger sammich
Although horse lovers might consider the possible fate of this steed
if he/she doesn’t perform well! :(
Rocket #9
Frank-N-Forcer
HooahHooah
Totally off-topic, but anyone in the Southern California area who gets the digital subchannel Movies!, it is showing Phase IV (non-MSTed) with about twenty minutes left, go now.
GrandmaDriedAppleHead
Getabox
More Squid Eyes
Hike Up Your Pants (That’s 18 characters exactly, counting spaces. :)))
Sampo!
Or ‘Chestnut Grey’.
Oh wait that’s a real type of horse.
How about ‘Ken’ or ‘Corn Job’ then.
(Without A) Clu Gulager
I love ‘Help Me!’ That delivery gets me every time.
Johnny’s Nonchalance
Wizard Wizz
Winged Potatoes
Big Stupid
Eskimo Spy
Geronimo
also been riding every wednesday for 5 years now. the horse i ride now (long story, nothing to do with me) is name Limerick (just had his 28th birthday on the 16th).
I’m Cherokee Jack
Gooseio
That Fat Barkeep
“Sargassum!” I love you.
Alternatively, “Weed Of Deceit”
“You’re Stuck Here” …mind you, mine is not a very good horse…
Yeah, but then what happens with the pedigree rules about naming the offspring after the two parents’ names, and you end up with Flying Torgo and Rowsdower Climbing?
Ropes and Asses
Ambassador Phantom
Yam With Features
Crackers With Milk
ROWSDOWERRRR!
or Thepumaman
Creeping Terror
Ah, Milk Me
I’m surprised no one’s mentioned “Stemlo” yet.
Just a few more:
• Johnny Longbone
• Fingal’s Quarry
• Coleman’s Mountain
• “PancakesOhIBlewIt”
Flave-O-Fibe?
LarryCsonka?
CaptainSanta?
Forbidden Dance of Laura Petrie
The dogs meat, it is both literal and figural. :)
on the lines of 97
Youth in Asia.
ProfessorFirefly – CaptainSpaulding
Shock to the Shammies