The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:
If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:
The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver
Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf
My first thought:
He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank
Have at it!
You’re all horrible! I hope a tree falls on you! #DestroyPlantLifeInTenWords
@abby What kept you? You’re some gal.
@phantomofkrankor How many times do I have to tweet this? Your weapons are useless against me.
Earth starts shaking . #IDon’tCare.
@SheilaA – “What underwear should I wear today? My picnic underwear? It’s not like any1 will see it.”
@roxiesdad Watch out for snakes!
What’s worse, a boyfriend who’s a caveman or a boyfriend who’s got a weird face #Eegah
I just passed my kid brother on the highway. Stupid cop never said not to tweet and drive! #stupidcop #stupidtrain #lastclearchance
Hey, has anyone seen my record? I had it right here. #neputunemenproblems
Pedro. Stuck up tree. No powder. No flower to disappear. Get Merlin! #HAAAAAAAAAALP!
Santa, why have you never brought me any pretty dollies? Don’t you like me? #Fightingurgetoshoplift
Nastinka, where are you? #lostinsnowbank
Gamera is a friend to all children. #turtlepower #MNTstinks
My vent figure exploded #ham
Just won an essay contest! #loveyoumomanddad
@FosterBrooks-san
#Maybe
#It’s
#The
#Flying
#Saucer
#That
#I
#Heard
#Them
#Talk
#About
#So
#Much
#Late
#ly
About to meet the cult that I used to be a member of back in the day #BeerOnTheSun
This guy is falling at a 60 degree angle #HeFliesLikeAMoron
I’m being paid to talk vaguely about interesting sites in Puerto Rico #Progress!
@frankdouglas
There was no tweet. #short#pearshaped
I was so dead this morning. I miss any #spaceMutinies or anything?
Peaceful Purposes #Deathray
I want a coke daddy #Helen
Don’t give Mikey the matches #Auntie McFrank’s Tangleberry Inn.
@maxkeller
hablabnbva vggafvfb bfgganinjamaster! #hamster
@LDriscoll I hear you’ve grown quite a moustache while I as on vacation! #Movember
jiwefjoipad#fgvmjd
Response:
@Kurt use other hand when tweeting #eyeroll #betternotbeaboutthinginclosetagain
Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
@MoonBeastPoliceCaptain
WHATEVER #hookedthumbs
@Valeria: Yew and yawr dahterr ah doomed! #DarkOneRules
@HomeEconMajorAlumni: Kegs were tapped, men were used. #GoodTimes
@Ilmarinen: My new bro-in-law is already a failure. #WorstWeddingEver #Failure
@BettysGrampa: Room for rent. #NoAliensThisTime
@BettysGrampa Hrd to tweet wthout imbex fnger! #newzoorevue
Spoiler alert: there WAS no monster! #epicfail #boooooo #WhoKnewTheGiantSpiderInvasionWasOneOfBillRebanesBetterMovies
@Giant Gila Monster #LegUp!
It’s almost as if….our weapons have no effect on him. #PrinceOfSpace # NegativeScratches
Help me. #Armageddonblinddude
NOT EVERYONE IS STEVE #notsteve
You kids today with your tweets, your rock & roll and your hula hoops. I have no idea how tweeting works, but I’m laughing out loud at the posts.
@Looking through the rings of Saturn #IHopeIdontstartmelting
There was no monster #CrappyEnding @MenOfCourage
@Squaring off in a mental game of chess with a bunch of ants #Antmaster
@Why don’t we just step on them? #Whaletalker
@I’m about to sacrifice myself to a bunch of smart ants. I hope they’re gentle #Barefoothorserider
I’M COOOOMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!! @deltaknights #imcoming
@Time to tie up Hestia again #MeangirlFireMaiden
@I hope the girls strap someone else down on the sacrifice BBQ this week. The grill always leaves a weird pattern all over my back and butt #Grillgirlhatesgasbombs
@EEEIIIIIAAAAEEEUUUUU #Burntmimelookingforconsonant
@That last scene was goofy. I’m glad we weren’t in it. #Drivingthroughseasons
@I hope nothing goes wrong with the Plutonium bomb test #GLennManninghasagreatlife
Keep calm and GO AHEAD ON. #GERONIMO
@There’s no way they can nuke this army base twice in the same day #Notlettingthemruinmyday
@There’s tiny chunks of my alien boyfriend all over me #Whatacrappyday
@No dancing
#Notallowed
@Does this haircut make my head look like a moldy skull?
#Humanoidwoman
@Bite Me
#Itsfun
So sleepy, I can barely stay awake #WatersOfForgetfulness #SReevesISHerc
@I KNOOOOWWWWWW!
#Sharktopusfood
Why does my head hurt?
#Rubberbandman
My name is Cornjob.
#MasterofDarkness
@Time for go to bed
#MrLoboRisin
RT for Daisy the baboon, favorite for the anteater #OATMB #dopple #spendyourcredits
@If you’re like me…
#IknowIsuream