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Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Movie Characters in the OlympicsWell, the Olympics are here again, so let’s have at them.
What characters from MSTed movies do you think would take the gold in some event? Give us your MSTed movie Olympic team! Mine would just be Hercules. Is that cheating? Are demigods allowed? What does your team look like? Keep those topic suggestions coming in! 78 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Movie Characters in the Olympics”Commenting at Satellite News
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Of course, Hercules competing is not cheating. Most of the Greek Myth guys were all about being in the Olympics. As long as you tell them beforehand that clothes is a requirement nowadays.
I see Beverly Garland winning the steeplechase competition.
Erica Page (Allison Hayes) is more of a dressage person (and she’d probably
just buy the horse and have Cane Miro ride it). That’s after wimpy guy is turned down as a rider and is heard muttering “I don’t like him.”
Btw, I see Biff Hardcheese (Space Mutiny) winning numerous weight lifting medals,
spurred on by his date/coach spurring him on saying “Move, move, move!”
(Now if only there was a bumper car event in the Olympics he could clean up
the floor with the competition.
Mrs. March in wheelchair stairway racing.
Lobo would be a great house mother/chaperone: “Time for go to bed!”
Kind of a tangent away from the competitors, but I could see Tor Johnson, Torgo, Ortega, or Joe Don Baker as gymnastic coaches…..yikes. Yeah, I know.
Oh, and Roxy from EEGAH! for the swimming competitions because we oughta see her swim. She is so naughty, no?
Wait, we also need The Dad Of Yucca Flats for the track meet. I mean, the guy can outrun an airplane. That’s impressive.
Arch Hall Jr. – Gold medal in Dune Buggying.
Bronze in Combo Swinging.
Gotta go with Gamera on the high bar, and Godzilla in the long jump.
How about Baydool in the pee throwing competition?
Has anyone suggested he’s-not-Sinbad for the new Underwater Equestrian competition?
I would love to see Vi from Tormented try out for the lighthouse high jump. Unfortunately, no one ever makes it past the qualifying round…and I mean NO ONE!
Touch Connor’s lady from Swamp Diamonds for Water Polo
Master Ninja’s mastery of reflexes make him perfect for Ping Pong. Speaking of which, Tim Van Patten would be great for the Javelin…provided he was the javelin of course. Also, Tim’s girlfriends from Master Ninja could all be gymnasts, because they are young enough for it after all.
Finally, and delving into Cinematic Titanic, I go with the Astral Factor bad guy for any Track and Field event.
Eddie Deezen in the men’s single synchronized swimming event.
Daisy the Baboon wins the gold medal in filth throwing.
Space Chef, Prince of Space, Jason from the Herc movies and Mikey in the ‘gender optional’ Gymnastics events.
Sean Connery’s brother in archery either as the archer or the target i don’t care.
the Time Chaser guy in ANY event that may result in his death.
Mitchell/ Geronimo in ANYthing with a super deluxe heavyweight division.
the ‘viking Women’ in rowing. they might not be the fastest but they’ll be the only ones left on the water by the end.
This just in: Torgo has been eliminated from the Speed Walking trials (yes, speed walking is an olympic event) for taking performance enhancing drugs. Asked for a comment, Mr. Torgo just twitched and touched the female reporter inaproprietly.
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“The Master will not be pleased.” Could be time
for a barbecue.
Rocky (Fugitive Alien) for the 100 meter forklift kill.
if the ‘Boggy creek creature’ can use Troy as a javelin, watch out. he’s aerodynamically perfect.
‘Megaweapon’ running the marathon naturally. Pose for a few pics at the starting line then kick it into 5th and crunch the competition to bring home the gold.
Olympic wrasslin’:
Megaweapon vs. that (expletive deleted) talking bike.
Two vehicles enter, one vehicle leaves.
Btw, can’t we get beyond Thunderdome?
Mike Nelson as Olympic Torch bearer
WAIT!
DON’T GIVE MIKEY NO MATCHES!
Adam Chance from Agent for H.A.R.M: Sheet Shooting & Judo.
The Clones from “Parts, the Clonus Horror”. At the beginning of the movie it looks like life is a constant track meet, so they’re already training.
I nominate Alan Steel (Sergio Ciani) as Hercules. He beats all at Gymkata, at least against Moon Men;)
Another advantage to having a ninja assassin as your athlete is their being able to hurl throwing stars into the backs of competitors out in front in a race.
Johnny Longbone- Archery,
Kevin from Hobgoblins- Fencing(uses rake)
Nick from Timechasers- Bicycling
An idea for water polo: The game ends when a team gets 10 goals and that has to be done within a certain time limit. Should the time limit expire the cage located at the bottom of the pool will be opened unleashing Devil Fish.