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Weekend Discussion Thread: Monster vs. MonsterAlert reader Dave writes:
I for one would like to see a giant leach take on a slime person. What bout would you like to see? 114 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Monster vs. Monster”Commenting at Satellite News
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I don’t think the Gamera/Goosio mashup would be much of a contest since Mike Nelson was able to single handedly kill Goosio.
I’d like to see Mikey from Teenage Strangler and that kid Troy from Final Sacrifice. They wouldn’t have to fight to the death, maybe a tug of war or a cry-off would suffice.
Eegah vs Creeping Terror. :)
Bela Lugosi in THE PHANTOM CREEPS Vs. Bela Lugosi in THE CORPSE VANISHES
Doctor Vornoff Vs. The Evil Gypsy Woman from INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES: “You vill obeeeeeey!” “No, YOU vill obeeeeey!” “No, YOU vill Obeeeey!”
The Beach Party from HORROR OF PARTY BEACH Vs. The Airfield Party from SKYDIVERS in a dance-off to the death!
The wives from MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE Vs. The Batgirls from WILD, WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN
The Cult from MANOS Vs. The Cult from FINAL SACRIFICE
An all Richard Kiel cage match. Eegah, Dr Kolos and the Solarite fight for the right to carry off women.
Torgo vs. Monster-a-Go-Go, in a battle of “is he or isn’t he?” a monster against nobody, because “there was no monster.”
Eeegah! vs. Dr. Kolos from HUMAN DUPLICATORS, it’d by a Richard Kiel free for all! WATCH OUT FOR DUPLI-KIELS!
WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD’s Prossor vs. THE PUMAMAN’s Kobras in what would be a very pleasant Donald Pleasence battle royale!
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“Can I get you a cup of BALD?!!?!!”
Any monster against the Carpet Monster of “The Creeping Boredom” would satisfy me no end. Even Mikey could take on this creature and come out ahead.
The mutant from “This Island Earth” vs The monster behind the door in “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die”.
The slime people VS a giant salt shaker
The “zombies” from TISCWSLABMZ vs. the parts monster (for lack of a better name) from The Brain That Couldn’t Die. There are several zombies, but the parts monster seems to be quite strong, so I think the parts monster would win. Plus, he seems to have a good heart, what with how he saved that woman, and I want good to win.
Tor vs. Torgo! I give the edge to Torgo, cause he’s got more go than Tor…
Megaweapon and Goosio
vs.
Einstein and Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III
REVENGE!
The witch from “Jack Frost” vs Lucinda Strickland the old witch from “The Touch of Satan”.
My first thought was of the Zombie Nightmare zombie versus The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies, but then I happened to think of replacing the group with the Incredible Melting Man for an all-out gross-out battle between monsters who disintegrate over time but don’t let that stop them…
Gorgo vs Godzilla.
Coily vs Mr B. Natural, metaphysical evil vs psychological horror!
Bart Fargo vs Neil Connery.
The Giant Spider vs The Spider.
Gilman vs the Horror vs Zaat (a battle of Olympean proportions).
The Crawling Eye vs The Creeping Terror, a battle of adjectives!
Ilya Morumetz vs Sinbad.
Nick from Time Chasers vs Troy.
And Zap Rowsdower vs ALL OF THEM!
One more: the trooper from Last Clear Chance vs the reverend The Days of Our Years. The most depressing deathmatch of all!
The Gargon (Teenagers from Outer Space) vs. The Sea Monster( Godzilla vs.) vs. Devilfish
In a big boiling pot with plenty of butter!
The Incredible Melting Man vs. the Billion Bubble Machine (as seen in Robot Monster).
Will the stain come out?
The animated fish from Catalina Caper vs Coily the Spring Sprite
Cartoon violence is always fun
how about the gargen vs. the giant sea monster battle of the lobster monsters, Glen Manning can referee the and bring the drawn butter.
I’m with #41: a showdown between all three Monster Pauls (episodes 901, 904, and 1007).
A community theater mince-off between Pitch and the Devil from the bread delivery short.
Donald Pleasence (from Pumaman) vs. Donald Pleasence (Warrior of the Lost World)
And a three-way slap-fight between Winky, Mikey, and the ginger kid from Squirm.
I love #5.
I’d like to see the sausage-mouthed monsters from Horror at Party Beach go up against a box of saltines.
Am I playing this right? Anyway…
Deathstalker Vs. Cabot. It’s a smug-off!
Super Dragon Vs. Bart Fargo. It’s a smug-off!
Back to monster v. monster, I’d like to see The Beast of Yucca Flats in a “foot” race against The Creeping Terror. I’ll check back in a couple of hours to see how they’re doing.
Mirror-Match: Solarite vs. Eegah
Hugo the dummy (Devil Doll) vs the robots in Human Duplicators. In other words: wood vs ceramic.
Can anyone think of a good opponent for the paralytic octopus in Bride of the Monster?
The most obvious is Torgo vs Ortega. I think a Satoris (Final sacrifice) vs The Master (Manos) would be pretty awesome as well. Dr Z (creature form) vs The Horror(s) at Party Beach could be a fun bout as well. Let the games begin!
Teenage wolfman vs. Teenagers from outerspace
Winner to meet Teenage Strangler for title match and a date with girl in lovers’ lane-
The EvilMr.PotatoHeaded Robot from the Bela Lugosi “Phantom Creeps” shorts should be pitted against the leader of the Neptune Men with the record album through his head for some more agonizing slo-mo fighting.
I would love to see tor johnson vs. Diabolik????
Or STrike from Escape 2000 VS. Diabolik????
I would love to see BEla Lugosi Robot from the Phantom Creeps Kick the **** out of Human Robot of “the bat” from the Robot vs the aztec Mummy!!!
In the ultimate mud wrestling match, it’s the girls of “The Horrors of Spider Island” versus the girls of “The Sinster Urge”.
Dibs on Babs putting Geraldine in a thigh squeeze! Trowl in the mud and let the wrestling begin!
I’d like to see the cast of “Swamp Diamonds” meet up with the Giant Leeches. Well, except for Beverly Garland, of course, who I’d like to see meet up with Santa Claus. Not in a battle – I just think she deserves lots of presents.
Hamlet vs. Godzilla!
Little Richard meets “The Screaming Skull!” EEEEeeeeaaaaah!!!! Wooooooo!! EEEEEEeeeeeeeahhahhhhh!!! Woooooooo!!
Re:#18
Throw in the Projected Man and the Man-Bat from It Lives By Night, and it could be a 4 way Paul fest.
Re:#43
I put my money on the Chicken Men of Krankor. They may be ineffectual weenies, but at they aren’t half as spastic. And they know where their record is. And they didn’t steal no bike neither.
Speaking of which… Mikey from Teenage Strangler vs. Troy from Final Sacrifice would be the ultimate wuss-off. Maybe Rowsdower and Mikey’s older brother could tag team.
Creeping Terror vs. Sheriff Geronimo in an eating contest. The Horror…
#81
Babs vs. Gloria. Interesting. Of course
overly tight dresses confine Gloria in the match,
although she’s sure to fight dirtier.
But when Gloria finds out who she has to wrestle with
she might well respond:
“Dirk?! No, that can’t be Dirk! Uh uh! No, that’s NOT Dirk…no!”
Jondor from “Bloodlust” vs a Giant Leeche.
Re: #85
Haha, I knew I was missing some Pauls!
“4-way Paul fest” is certainly a made-for-PPV title.
#90
And in the Giant Spider Invasion (when Della Street
appears) there’s a referene to Paul (Drake’s) operatives
in the Perry Mason series.
Our dog Pucky (aka, Puck-man) used to eat spiders and my dog Bear used to chase cars (until I “adopted” her and took her off the road). So…
Killer Screws (doberman’s in shrew costumes) VS. that giant pipe-cleaner legged VW-bodied spider!!
No, as the oldest and wisest person here I claim the right to declare the winner. Many tried very hard, but two of you nailed it: Mikey and Troy (51 and 86).
That’s it, everybody go home.
I’m still recovering from visualizing THAT one. Trying to picture Krankor and Ortega having a nose-off isn’t even close.
Commando Cody vs Puma Man in a battle of the skies.
Ann-Margret’s “Kitten with a Whip” vs. Peter Breck’s “Mooney” – don’t know how it’d turn out, but I betcha it won’t be “Creamy!”
Hey, what about Calgan vs Diabolik, those guys have something familiar, it’s some kind of je ne se quai…
the creeping terror vs. the aztec mummy
yee-ouch. Some good ideas here, most of which would end up with a far better movie than the originals. And heaping mounds of buttery shame on those who went off-topic with the heroes and villains. These are supposed to be monsters, people. Although in some cases like Gloria from Sinister Urge, or Troy from Final Sacrifice, it’s hard to tell what category you’re in.
My offering: how about Beau Bridges from Village of the Giants vs Glen Manning with his face missing from War of the Colossal Beast. Wouldn’t want to be underfoot when Beau wets himself.
Carlo Lombardi vs. Bela Lugosi in a SLEEP! off. Winner takes on the Great Vorelli.
Devil Doll vs. the Evil Monkey-with-Cymbols from “Merlin’s Shop of Etcetera”