Some friends and I are organizing a MST3K Dinner & a Movie Night and I was wondering as to what MST-themed dishes to serve with each particular experiment? So far I can only think of the food mentioned in “The Final Sacrifice” (Canadian bacon, cold Crazy Bread, beer). Since we want to make this an ongoing thing, what are some other good dinner and a movie combinations???
What comes immediately to mind is “I Accuse My Parents” along with a nice char-brolied hamburger sammich with french fried potato garnish, served with a loaded .38 caliber revolver on the plate. I trust you.
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For ‘The Beatniks’, Iron City Beer and unfiltered cigarettes.
For ‘Mitchell’, potatoes, peas, butter, peas, pie, butter, gravy, stuffing, butter…etc.
I would say Jet feul;) or some high proof liqueur. Because in Moon Zero two whatever they served at the bar all tasted like jet feul– because scotch costs alot on the moon because scotland… is a long way away from the moon.
beer is always good in memory of devil fish.
If you can catch a goose- eat it (Jack frost) i remember dumplings from it.
If you hit on the female employee, you can go to a soft serve hut before hand (Zombie Nightmare)
Egg Creme (squirm)
and as an after dinner drink
MD 20/20 or Thunderbird, or any bum wine, for our makeupless clown in IT Lives by Night- paper bag mandatory
If you wanted to do a brunch, you could have gin omlettes with Killer Shrews. And for dessert a killer shrew, of course.
Braunschwieger with Horrors of Spider Island.
Crackers and milk with Robert Rumpus.
Warrior of the Lost World: McChicken or McDouble with Fries from Mcdondald’s (for the McWayne), Land O Lakes butter on the side, Scope and Robitussin for drinks.
Red Zone Cuba: Omelet with everything possible in it (for the Omelet Supercalifragilistic…delicious).
Giant Spider Invasion: Sardines or Anchovies en Crute (instead of silverfish).
The Incredible Melting Man: nachos and a big bowl of salsa con queso. Don’t forget the turkey legs and milk!
I’d go with lobster tacos and a good Mexican theme, tequila, and a pinata thorwn in, while watching The Black Scorpion. They make lots of food riffs in that one. Hey, maybe a weird steak fight. And did you know they’re making a taco salad where you can actually eat the bowl?!?!
No green sauce, I hate green.
Show either Pod People or The Killer Shrews and forget the food, just drink LOTS of booze! Booze really satisifies. From the booze council.
Show Red Zone Cuba, serve frog’s legs, beans and LOTS of coffee. I like coffee. But you have to talk woodenly all night. ‘I’m Cherokee Jack.’ We need to make up a drink called the Cherokee Jack, any ideas? Whatever the ingredients it has to be stirred with a wooden spoon.
Show Gamera vs Guirion and have Space Gaos sushi rolls, sliced thin. Then for desert donuts and grey water. Have half the guests shave their heads.
Show the short The Chicken of Tomorrow and have chicken nuggets, fried chicken, chicken salad sandwiches, hot wings, etc…
Instead of coordinating the food try to re-create the skydiving party in Skydivers. Have everyone dress as their favorite character from the party, a giant dancing woman, a Scotsman, a hippie who flies every day, Petey the Plane, a girl with a polka dot bikini, a terrible band who plays insensitive songs, a hopeless camera geek. That party was better than the movie.
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Weasel-Snitch:
You’ll never get ham, or any kind of luncheon meat, not
even bologna or salami.
It would ruin your sawdust insides.
(But you might want to try a toasted strudel or
some delicious Gamera turtle meat). It’s
really neat.
If you’re going to watch The Giant Spider Invasion, you should be hittin’ the BOOZE again.
For the Cherokee Jack Drink
Crazy Horse Malt Liquer
Rum (from cuba…where i fly the fighting men) 1 shot
a splash of cold coffee for flavor… Garnish with a cigarette and put a penny in the bottom of the glass
Well, you could arrange to have some scrod flown in for “Stranded in Space”. And, for “Incredible Melting Man”, you could have soup, as long as you DON’T FORGET THE CRACKERS!!! Plus lemon pie for desert.
Then again, who in their right mind would want to eat during “Incredible Melting Man”.
Chicken sliced to the width of one electron, carrots picked by migrant farm workers who help, ham from Coke-fed pigs, tasty frogs legs and pie that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself, with a badly frosted cardboard cake served by a spooky nurse whose husband is cheating on her for dessert. And can I have a Coke?
Or how about TV’s Frank-furters?
For The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, a plate of Chicken McNuggets (they shouldn’t be bad McNuggets) and BBQ Sauce that you could dub “Neck Juice.”
Future War: bacon and eggs, beef jerky, chocolate cake with mocha almond ice cream, communion wafers, wine and, of course, water!
The Touch of Satan: The fish, served with ham & cheese on white bread, washed down with hard cider w/ penis . . . er peanuts in it.
Jack Frost: Goose giblets with gravy, whole, raw onions, milk and a mouse-shaped sucker for desert.
Track of the Moon Beast: stew, made with corn, chicken, green peppers, (sigh), onions . . .
For Night of the Blood Beast, it doesn’t matter what you serve, just as long as you call everything “Steve.”
Try the Merlin Chop – served with potatoes and veg-et-able of the day.
And SPACOM for dessert.
Oh wait! Gamera is really neat! I hear he’s full of meat! I also hear we’ve BEEN eating him!
Justin Wilson vs. Gamera. “Woo-wee, that’s the biggest turtle I’ve ever seen. Gonna need the biggest pot in the bayou to cook that one. I garauntee!”
Eegah needs char-broiled roadkill with lots and lots of whipped cream. :sick:
You could recreate Dropo’s meal for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: soup, beef stew, and chocolate ice cream.
(… and Spam?)
Get fat on flav-o-fibes! Or just and kind of chip dyed green.
Cold reconst-d, man!! Or just any kind of drink, really. I mean, what the Hell, Michigan, is reconst?
Oh, and for SANTA CLAUS, pastry and ice cream made from soft clouds…
And whatever’s served for EEGAH! must come with a side of sulphur water. There’s a certain quality to it that’s good for you…
Put on robot rumpus, and maybe YOU CAN HAVE WHITE RICE LATER!
Moldy olive loaf, sheriffs deputy stew.
Two for one techno drinks! Powerbars/shakes, on sale, man!
Mind fried rainbow trout.
Ice cream bunnies! Not mst, but in the spirit.
Hostess Snowballs, for general mysting.
Suddenly I’m hungry for CARNATION ICE CREAM.
A Crown Roast complete with waterproof container?
I’m always partial to a good burrito while watching “The Black Scorpion.” Do you want green sauce, Crow?
Nothing but cheap sheet cake (appetizer, main course, dessert all rolled into one!)
And that would be from Laserblast.
I’d hate to watch Space Travellers without astronaut ice cream to nibble on.
For the Rocky Jones movies you could much on Reeses’ Pieces and call them space food, too. Claim each of them is a space dinner in capsule form or something. You’d probably end up sick by the end of the movie, though.
you can watch The Girl in Gold Boots with some taco’s
While watching “The Brute Man,” enjoy the Chicken of Tomorrow sliced paper-thin, plus a mysterious drink made by Dr. F!
Apple Pie made with Red Delicious apples, with pie crust made with warm tap water. Would be flaky and delicious if Brain Guy made it, maybe not so much if anyone else did.
For Gamera vs. Zigra, a fish entree with lots of Coke. “I showed him. Huh?”
Horrors of Party Beach, Hot dogs, and remember the buns.
Viking Women and their Voyage to the Land of the Sea Serpent. Any wholesome meal served by a home economics graduate from the Iowa State College.
Sandwiches made with specialty breads –
For Bloodlust, chicken, corn, potatoes and white bread. Served with plenty of milk from Uncle Jim’s Dairy Farm.
Teenagers from Outer Space – Two choices: Lobster or ribs.
The Violent Years: Pot Roast, squishy pot roast.
Maybe for Warrior of the Lost World night, just a nice fruit salad.
“Any FRUIT to declare?!?!!!”
@66 Green: for Night of the Blood Beast viewing, you have to serve shrimp. And some kind of vodka drink you could call a ‘Molotov Cocktail.’
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell: Roasted chicken legs, roast rabbit, wine, and potatoes! Lots and lots of potatoes!
And, if any of your guests are undead, serve them some white goop. We don’t know what it is, and frankly we don’t want to know.
Giant lobster rolls for Teenagers From OuterSpace. Roasted Bat and Broccoli for It Conquered The World!! Beer with ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Beatniks: Offer everyone a dish of ice cream. However, all guests must refuse the treat, saying, “Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!”
MRE’s with a post-apocalyptic movie, like “Robot Holocaust”. Serve with small glasses of Kool-Aid and mouthwash, (don’t tell the guests which is which), for “Warrior of the Lost World”.
For “Robot Monster”, awkwardly combine two different kinds of food; just like the robot/gorrila Ro-Man. Like a candided apple stuck on a pot roast. A beef jerky forest build on a tuna cassarole.
Hang finger food fron strings for the zero-gravity scene in “Rocketship X-M”.
Cook and italian meal for “Danger- Diabolik”. Then serve it a day later.
Find a James Bond-themed recipe. Use the cheapest ingredients. Serve with “Operation Doubble 007”.
Licorice-flavored Swedish Fish for “Attack of the Giant Leeches”.
Cheesecake and jiggley Jell-O for “Agngel’s Revenge”.
Grapes and white chocolate balls for “The Crawling Eye” or “Attack of the Eye Creatures”. For the latter, make no effort whatsoever because you just don’t care.
For “The Human Duplicators”, keep serving your guests the same dish over and over while imitating Richard Kiel’s monotone voice.
Fried alligator with King Dinosaur. Lots of little lizards in that film.
Charbroiled and blackened chicken with Manos: Hands Of Fate. Serve during the scene where Torgo’s hand gets charred to nothing.
Hamburgers and French Fries with Jungle Goddess.
Nice fresh apples with Daddy-O. Don’t knock them across the room, apples bruise easily.
Whole roasted turkey, chicken and cows with Amazing Colossal Man.
Hawaiian luau style cookout with Lost Continent. Wear your sarong.
Mandarin style beef with Castle Of Fu Manchu.
Cooked caribou with Day The Earth Froze.
Fish, preferably golden colored ones, and maybe octopus with Magic Voyage Of Sinbad.
Fish also goes well with Cave Dwellers.
Stewed rabbit with Pod People. No pet ones though. Refer to everything you eat with that film as “potatoes”.
Diner food with I Accuse My Parents, Teenage Strangler and Girl In Lover’s Lane.
Make Boggy Creek 2 even funnier by drinking Wild Turkey. Huge toblerone bar optional. There’s roadkill but I don’t recommend it.
Forklift Kebobs for Fugitive Alien. Girl on a stick availability subject to local laws.
Monster omelets that one guest can review before being assaulted with, for I was a Teenage Werewolf. Pina Coladas to drink.
Genetically modified foods for Parts: The Clonus Horror.
Serve a meal and then claim at it’s conclusion, “that there was no food” for Monster-A-Go-Go.
Serve drinks with non-melting ice cubes for Mighty jack.
Coffee Sandwiches for Attack of the Giant Leeches.
Warm ice cream for Incredible Melting Man, or Giant Spider Invasion (for the ending).
Devil’s Food Cake or Deviled Eggs for any Satan movie.
Folger’s Crystals and creamy Nougat for First Spaceship on Venus. More warm chocolate ice cream for the goo spew scene.
“Blood Waters of Dr Z” with a nice serving of Fish and Chips ^^
Touch Of Satan- Cider and Peanuts
Warrior Of The Lost World- Potatoes
Pod People- More Peanuts, Nerf Toast
Cave Dwellers- Bar-B-Que
Manos- Cheap, delivered Pizza
Skydivers- Coffee
Overdrawn At The Memory Bank- Flavo-Fives
Space Mutiny- Large Chunks Of Beef
Teenagers From Outer Space- Lobster
Phantom Planet- Honey Nut Clusters
Wild Rebels- Wild Rebels Cereal
Horrors Of Spider Island- Freeze-Dried Camping Food
Werewolf- Drugged Champagne
Jack Frost- Gummy Bears and Frostees
Devil Doll- HAM!
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians- Jelly Belly Jelly Beans (to take the place of “food pills”)
Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me.
Lotsa great responses to this one!
I would say a traditional Christmas dinner (Ham, stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes, etc.) dyed green with food coloring for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
And since everyone else offered up a drinking episode, my own favorite is Gunslinger-“Booze, it’s what’s for dinner” and “Me and booze are buying a house together”. :cigarette:
Dish-of-ice cream!
When watching Women of the Prehistoric Planet don’t forget to have something killed and eviscerated tableside from Clay and Lar’s Flesh Barn! Now in Altoona!
How bout some surf n turf at the Horror of Party Beach? Maybe some nice broiled Devil Fish. Some nice sliced Space Gaos with Gamera and Guiron?
Don’t forget the sodey pop to wash it all down!