If you could pair up any two characters from two different MSTed movies, who would they be and why? Wouldn’t have to be limited to boy-girl romantic couples but that would be my first thought. I would pair up Paula from “The Violent Years” and Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents.” These two delinquents could whine endlessly to each other about how they have too much money & privilege and that their parents ignore them, naturally leading to a life of crime.
I think Eegah and the She Creature might get along pretty well…shtemlo!
What’s your pick?
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I’ve always thought Nuveena from ‘Design For Dreaming’ and Mister B Natural would make a cute couple.
And I get the feeling Bobby from the ROCKY JONES movies and Billy from ‘The Undersea Kingdom’ would have many fun-filled adventures solving mysteries and exploring old, deserted houses.
But what I really wanna see is Batwoman, El Santo, and Space Chief as the all-new Doom Patrol.
Cabot and the potato eating daughter from Deathstalker III. Both are vegetarians and warriors and Cabot can teach her about personal hygiene and grooming.
Krankor, Satoris, Dr Krupp, Pitch, Robert Denby, Ratfink, Dr Carlo Lombardi, President Clark, Leo, It can be the members of the League of Vaguely Threatening People.
Coily and Mr B Natural, Overlords of the Bottomless Pits of Hell.
How about the drunk dad that works at EAT! in Girl in Gold Boots hooks up with Buzz’s hopped-up sister from the same film. I can just feel the love oozing from their pores.”OH,DADDY PLEEEZE!” “GET OUT OF HERE! GET OOOOOOUUUUUUT!”
You know, Mike (or was it Servo?) had a great suggestion – how about we get Jet Jaguar, Prince of Space, and Space Chief together, tossing back Sapporos, trading wispy bachelor super hero stories, and sharing their worst adventures with annoying cram school children? It might make a great reality show.
Joe Estavez (Soultaker) and Neil Connery (Operation Double 007) team up for a hilarious two man revue: “My brother is more famous (so he can go to hell).” It’s a laugh an hour romp featuring the best of what’s left over of the the Estavez/Sheen and Connery families.
Joe Estevez from Werewolf and Joe Estevez from Soultaker.
You can never have enough Estevez.
Mikey from Teenage Stranger, Winky from Crash of the Moons, Troy from Final Sacrifice and Torgo in a reality show where the first guy to get a date wins.
My money’s on Torgo.
How’s this for a great B-movie scenario: Nerdy Mick from Squirm and Whiny Troy from The Final Sacrifice are forced together to save the world when Cal’s atomic experiments from This Island Earth permanently disfigure their mutually-beloved Weenie Man.
What do you think, sirs?
Ok, picture it: Mitchell and Sheriff Geronimo, a wrestling mat, and that bottle of baby oil. Granted, it would be a niche market.
Tom Stewart from “Tormented” and Dave Ryder from “Space Mutiny”. How many railing kills will they have between them?
If I had my druthers I’d probably pair up the thing that couldn’t die with the brain that wouldn’t die. I have a feeling the two might not hit things off at first, but once they realize how much they have in common there’s no doubt the party would never stop.
I could probably come up with one or two depending on whether or not we can ever resolve if Mr. B Natural is a guy or a girl. ;)
#59 – Somehow, you gotta work Laserblast’s Eddie Deezen into the script…
Ill-tempered storekeeper from “Brute Man” (Creeper Creeper Creeper!!) and the raging clairvoyant from “Merlin’s Shop Of Mystical Wonders” (My GOD, David!!). Scenery chewed and spat out in anger. Priceless.
A fight to the death between the robot from the Phantom Creeps and the robot from Santa Claus conquers the Martians…..YES!
Pumaman & Rowsdower: a Joel Schumacher Film…
My first thought was definitely Max Keller (Van Patten) of Master Ninja (eye) and the lady from Robot Holocost. I think it would really work… neither one could understand each other at all but that’s OK because they both think they are HOT!
And Ernest Borgnine Vying for the hand of his sweet Estelle Winwood from The Magic Sword would be awfully sweet. They can sit around telling their grandkids horrible stories… it would be so great!
And finally, The girl from Wur-woolf might go for that guy who turns into a lizard… just sayin’!
Rocky Jones’ sidekick meets up with Jan in the Pan (as the result of a wacky time vortex), hit it off and get married. They go on tour telling stories about their lives, and then become characters on a hit TV show, “Winky and the Brain”.
Oh, and I think every musical act that’s ever appeared in any MST3K movie should get together for a 3-day music festival called MiSTiepalooza…
Dr Z and the She Creature……imagine what the kids would look like!
Imagine a series of six made for Tv movies. Rowsdower, Jack Palance as the Priest from Outlaw of Gor, and the Platinum blonde midget- all wearing their movie costumes- Fighting Crime…In Omaha. lets Call it Miami Thrice ;)
I think that Mikey (Teenage Strangler) and Mr. B Natural would make a really great hysterical couple. Also the kids who get lost in the desert from whichever of Coleman Francis’ movies should take Johnny (Johnny at the Fair) along on their next outing. Maybe they’d find Bobby from The Creeping Terror along the way.
I’d like to see Cabot and Deathstalker have a smug-off.
The Eye Creatures from “Attack of the the eye Creatures” join forces with the radioactive protozoan based creatures from “Horror of Party Beach” and join the “The boat is going to pick us up” celebration at “The Horrors of Spider Island”
Now that is a party.
And that brings to mind a request for Ct or RT:
“Humanoids of the Deep”
It can happen.
i know what id like too see. a musical band called “J.C. and the Hip Cats”
J.C. from sidehackers would be lead vocals Ator from cave dwellers is the bassist Banjo from wild rebels would play flute and cooch from SH would be on drums. Linda from WR and Rita from SH can be the groupies. A list of tracks from there new album “5 the hard way baby!!!”
1. Kicks,Baby (2:35)
2. SIDEHACKIN!!! (its the thing too do!) (1:30)
3. Squarehole (feat. Steve Aliamo) (3:35)
4. My Own Flesh (i dont luv better) (2:18)
5. Rommels last Ride (instrumental version) (5:58)
#75
Not a bad party but they need to include the party
near the end of The Skydivers, especially the well-endowed
lady and the Scotsman.
John Agar and Charles B. Pierce.
The Polar Bear from SSCTM, an Eye Creature, the beast from Fire Maidens from Outer Space and the Ice Cream Bunny, it would be the battle of the guys in crummy suits!
I think we should put Crenshaw from “Boggy Creek II” together with the nasty guy with the girdle from “Giant Spider Invasion” to see which one is the most vile redneck in any MST3K movie.
I think Mitchell and the drunk wife from “Giant Spider Invasion” would probably be soul mates.
I would like to see Sam the keeper from “Werewolf” and Johnny Longbow from “Track of the Moon Beast” do a fishing program with the grandpa from “Teenagers from Outer Space” making guest appearances. Or, Lyubava from “The Magic Voyage of Sinbad” and Wanda Saknussemm from “Alien from L.A.” could redo “Laverne and Shirley” with Henry Krasker from “The Dead Talk Back” and Torgo from “‘Manos’-The Hands of Fate” as Lennie and Squiggy.
The crotchety old grocer from “The Brute Man” and the crotchety old coffee shop owner from “The Crawling Hand” in “Grumpy and Grumpier.”
Trumpy and that carpet monster from Creeping Terror. I mean, Trump could ride Creep all over the lands and take smiling children on rides and things. They could pet him and feed him oats. It would be wonderful magic, worthy of a children’s book. Of course, trump would have to remember to put Creep in the barn at night since Creep would go back and EAT all the children without Trump’s kindly guidance.
How about Rider from “Space Mutiny” and Mala from “The Leech Woman”, since he seems to prefer older women.
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weekend theme of good/bad parties in mst3000 movies
(actual or imaginary).
How about Jan in the Pan with Toby the creepy little person from “The Corpse Vanishes?” They’re just the right size for each other.
Eegah and the Beast of Yucca Flats. They move to Palm Springs and open a little restaurant that serves Sunday morning brunch. Big turkey legs are the specialty. They also take you on guided desert tours, since they know the caves in the area so well.
Roxy from Eegah and Susan from Attack of the Eye Creatures. They can gossip about the parties they are going to, compare hair styles, and discuss who is more terrifying: Eegah, the Eye Creatures, or Arch Hall Jr!
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Paper Chase guy from 501 – Warrior of the Lost World and Natalie from 904 – Werewolf.
How ’bout Puma Man and Nuevena! She could help teach to fly out a window with a bit more style. OR Puma Man could give up flying all together and hook up with Gamera for rides to the scene of whatever crime… except that maybe all that spinning might make him throw-up.
And let’s not forget Vadinho – he could hook up with Johnny Longbow (’cause maybe his stew could use a little more onion).
I’d team up Pumaman, Teenage Werewolf, Bruteman, Space Chief, Ro-Man, Ator, Batwoman, Aztec Mummy and Tor Johnson into the most incompetant superhero team in history. Kind of like the anti Justice League.
Lets pair up Gamera and Glenn Manning. They could be a buddy cop show!
Dr. Z and Dr. Eric Vornoff would get along wonderfully!
Oh, Mitchell and the turkey-leg eating sheriff from The Incredible Melting Man!
Holy Shmackerel, these are good suggestions. (I think NotThatBob wins the award so far for best ideas.) Who knew the MST universe was so richly one-dimensional?
My idea is to get an all-star boy band together with Paul Anka from GirlsTown, Chase from Gila Monster, Eddie Crane from Beatniks, and Daddy-O…Watch the ladies swoon!
Another musical approach… any of the singers from “Incredibly Strange Creatures” and Arch Hall Jr. Songs so bad, it might make Yoko sound good!
Sam Casey vs. The Amazing Transparent Man.
Thanks, Fred – your comment made my evening. My last one for the weekend – the evil Dr. Z could hook up with Melissa from “The Touch of Satan” – she could bring him victims by showing them “where the fish lives.”
Rowsdower vs. The Master… he’s beaten one cult, why not another?