I’ll leave a hunks list to the ladies, but here’s my a list of ten hotties I
find easy on the eyes:
Rosita Arenas — Flora from episode 102- ROBOT VS. THE AZTEK MUMMY: Very demure, but you can tell she’s a tigress.
Wanda McKay — Greta from epoisode 203- JUNGLE GODDESS: She can leave her hat on.
Sandra Giles — Jana Ryan of episode 307- DADDY-O: Want some? Do I ever!
Patsy Parsons — Cleolanta from episode 413- MANHUNT IN SPACE: There’s something about an evil villainess.
Beverly Garland — Vera from episode 503- SWAMP DIAMONDS: I do loves me some Beverly.
Rebecca Ferrati — Talena from 519- OUTLAW (OF GOR): Tawny and wild. Cabot, you lucky bastard.
Mary Beth Hughes — Terry Williams from 611- LAST OF THE WILD HORSES: I think she’s even hotter in this one than in “I Accuse My Parents” and she’s smokin’ in that.
Alix Talton — Marge Blaine from 804- THE DEADLY MANTIS: Sassy, sarcastic and steamy. I’ve got a mantis in mah pantis.
Brigid Conley Walsh — Thena from 913- QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS: She’s got a balcony you can do Shakespeare from.
Donna Leigh Drake — Kathy “oh yeah! Moonrocks!” Nolan from 1007- TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST: Gotta love that slightly stoned girl-next-door quality.
How about yours?
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I’d also like to mention that Betty Luster was an EXTREMELY attractive lady, and that is WHY it is just plain wrong for her to playing “Mr.” anybody. B-natural or otherwise.
Oh, I completely forgot the Woman Without Pants in Werewolf. Too bad she got cut nearly completely out of the MST version.
No other mentions of the Zigra Woman? Blasphemy! :evil:
“No other mentions of the Zigra Woman? Blasphemy!”
She was mentioned at the beginning.
No Robes for Batwoman, I like her outfit. But I want to substitute Ann Margret for the leader of the Spider Island women. The greasy guy with his pants pulled up to just under his nipples would probably start making out with Batwoman cause of the temperature/humidity.
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Silver Morgan – Girls Town
GIGANTOR!
I see now somebody else finally mentioned her but I’m still surprised it’s only one other metion.
I think my honorable mentions would be Beverly Garland and Ann Margaret for their cuckooness kind of hotness. Beverly was pretty nuts of the bat-sh!t variety in Swamp Diamonds. But Ann was plain straight up PANTS-CRAPPING INSANE.
I usually find at least one piece of eye candy in every MST movie, but here’s some that stand out in my memory:
Cyclops in HELLCATS – not really hot, but she seems pretty cool to hang with
Ann-Margaret – in anything
The scenery in THE WILD, WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN – esp. during the “NRA dance”
The girlfriend (Betty, I think) in LAST CLEAR CHANCE – bummer ending, though
Kathy Ireland – great eyes, lousy voice
Kim Cattrell – maybe more so now than when she made CITY LIMITS
Mary Beth Hughes – I kinda got a thing for those ’40s hair styles
Marcia Knight in THE SKYDIVERS – I dunno why, but the baggy overalls are kinda sexy
The scenery in CATALINA CAPER – Creepy Girl is ok, but I prefer Miss Bunny
The Greer sisters in ANGEL’S REVENGE – I guess they went on to become Hollywood call girls…
Linda Griffiths in OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK – but really just for the “birth of Aphrodite” scene
Paige Sullivan and Kelly Palmer in HOBGOBLINS – sleazy, but kinda enchanting at the same time – VAN!!!
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Marilyn Manning [I mean ‘Rox-eeee!’] is a very pretty girl. she reminds me a lot of Faye Wray. AND she endured a lot of hideous males in that film.
Claudia Barrett- Alice from 107 Robot Monster. So hot!
Sonia Torgeson from 307 Daddy-O and 404 Teenagers from outer space
Demi Moore from 322 Master Ninja. I’d pick her up in my chevy van anytime!
Linda Evans in 512 Mitchell…in a strange 70’s hooker kinda way
The Sea Princess from 505 Magic Voyage of Sinbad. I’d definatley ditch Luberia for her, even if Neptune was on my back about it
Allison Hayes from 806 The Undead. #1 hottest in any MST3K in my book…
Brigid Connelly Walsh from 913 Quest of the Delta Knights. I always had a thing for redheads and WHAT a redhead! yowza!
Ophelia from 1009 Hamlet. In a ‘she could go off the deep end at any second’ kinda way
Ator is pretty hot
Critter is kinda cute for a draft dodger
Klein from the Sinister Urge is a fine looking man in uniform although not so great in womens clothes.
well, my top two (and I’M right) far and away are Cleolanta from Crash of the Moons and Queen Lara from Outlaw (I think her real name is Donna Denton).
ok the woman in The Selling Wizard… AND the woman in the bathtub from The Girl in Lovers Lane ( Asa Maynor per IMDB ).
Okay, guess there aren’t many girls posting here, so here’s a list of the hot guys from a girl:
Steve Reeves in any of the Hercules.
The Van Patten kid in Master Ninja (I watched this as a kid when it was a TV show)
Daddy-O
The Australian guy from Alien from L.A. (from another time, another place)
The guy in Leech Woman (not the husband, the other one)
The professor from The Thing that Couldn’t Die
If I had more time, I’d look up the character/actor’s names.
As a straight guy I am no judge of men, and even less of a judge of what women find attractive in men. But do the ladies like Cane Miro ( John Ireland ) from Gunslinger ?
He seems to be a good looking kind of a fella, no ?
Lisa – Gila Monster – I really dig foreign chicks.
Vena – Rocky Jones – Take the dumb cape off and you’ll be sizzlin’.
Mary Beth Hughes I Accuse My Parents – I’ll go against Sampo in my preference of singers over cowgirls.
Nastya – Jack Frost – Cute girls who don’t know they’re cute make them hot.
Margaret – Manos – Very Jackie-Kennedy-ish.
Anne – Killer Shrews – You GOTTA be hot to win Miss Sweden.
Iole – Hercules – Damsels in distress are very attractive.
Billis – Herc v Moonmen – “You guys, I am so homesick right now.”
Rembrandt 13 – Secret Agent Super Dragon – Likes to mix business with pleasure.
And the hottest of the hot is……
Annikki – Day the Earth Froze – I’ll myself a heaping helping of sweet Annikki anytime!!
beth563 #62 – I’ll take a walk on the wild side and add Steve Reeves to my list in as least a weird way as I possibly can. I mean, c’mon, what guy wouldn’t want to have a body like his?
I have to put my vote in for Susan Cabot, Enger in Viking Women and the Sea Serpent. The movie itself is laughable (what the hell kind of Viking spares his enemy and just wants to “leave in peace”?), but Enger’s dark eyes by themselves are worth the price of the DVD (Lion’s Gate put out the unMSTed version, coupled with Teenage Caveman). Ah, Enger.
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John Ireland is good looking in a rugged sort of way- but something about him makes me think he drinks a lot. I’m all for a cocktail now and again; drinking is fine with me, but there’s something ‘drunk by 10 am’ about him. [I’m Irish/Scottish and we have a few- drinkers- in our family. thankfully, that specific gene hasn’t had the same effect on me. but let’s say I know the look of ‘drunk by 10 am.’]
but if I’m wrong about that- and I certainly may be- yes, he’s a nice looking fella.
even though he lives in a hallway.
Okay, I’ll bite and write up my own Hunks list. ;)
Ator from Cave Dwellers – His exercise really works!
Paul from The Crawling Hand – Kind of cute in a tormented moody possessed by a disembodied hand sort of way.
Jimmy from I Accuse My Parents – Okay, he’s kinda stupid and has a complicated haircut but still.
Rocky Jones from Manhunt in Space – Space hunk in his spaceship with his space dinner.
Arch Hall Jr. (aka Tom) from Eegah – Pie faced and whiny but there is just something about him.
Ross Hagan from Sidehackers and Hellcats – Chili peppers burn his gut but he it doesn’t make him any less a hunk.
Evanushka (if that is how you spell his name) from Jack Frost – Not so much when he’s a bear, but as a man he is a looker as far as I’m concerned.
Steve Reeves from Hercules Unchained – Because the list would not be complete without him. I mean, geez, what a bod.
Tommy Kirk from Catalina Caper – He had the Nice Guy version of attractive going on for me.
“Ross Hagan from Sidehackers and Hellcats”
Well, he was a magnificent bastard.
Although I can’t see George C. Scott
getting so frolicky in a meadow.
First the obvious:Kim Cattrall, Linda Evens, Kathy Ireland, Demi Moore
Kendra from Phase 4: All sweet soft-spoken demure barefoot innocence. And altruistic and self-sacrificing too. A chance to be her boyfriend might be worth being enslaved by space-addled hyper intelligent ants.
Betty from Teenagers from Outer Space: Another innocent nice girl. I like the type.
Carrie from The Girl in Lovers Lane: Another nice girl. Damn you Jack Elam!
The mute brunette in Phantom Planet: Isn’t she adorable. And she got to live!
The japanese lady in Time of the Apes: Nice and cute.
Blythe Danner in The Incredible Melting Man: You shopuld see this actress in the dream sequence in Futureworld (the Westworld sequel). Bonus points for being Gwenyth Paltrow’s mom.
The redheaded toothpick in Squirm: Put some meat on her bones and a brain in he head and we might have something.
And speaking of squirming I must mention the brunette lady we see briefly tied to a chair and gagged in Women of the Prehistoric Planet. She struggles with such enthusiasm it makes you wonder if it was the rebels who tied her up or her boyfriend.
Linda, also from Women of the Prehistoric Planet: A sweet innocent space woman who goes native cave girl. What more could a man want?
The pert scientist from Robot Monster who ties herself up if you don’t do it soon enough: OK, OK, I admit I have a thing for damsels in need.
Which brings me to the eponymous Fire Maidens of Outer Space: A planet populated by shoeless young hot things in skimpy tunics that like to dance and tie each other up for pagan rituals? I wanna move there. NOW! Naturally I liked the nice heroine of the group. I’d be willing to throw a gas bomb at her any day. Hhmmm… I’m not sure that works as a euphemism.
Third mention of Emby Mellay right here. Intensely cute.
Also, Mamie Van Doren in Girls Town, followed by Mamie Van Doren in Untamed Youth. The song at the end… VA VA VOOM!
I close with Ann Margaret in Kitten With a Whip. If I were in that politician’s shoes, the result would have been much different. We would have had babies. Crazy babies, but still babies.
Mary Beth Hughes in Last of the Wild Horses. Hot cowgirl.
Mila from Cave Dwellers. At least I had someone pretty to look at during her dad’s boring speech about the Geometric Nucleus.
Thena from Quest of the Delta Knights. When her dough rises I rise as well. (Tom Servo: “Wooo!”)
Batwoman from The Wild World of Batwoman. She’s like a good barbecue sauce, bold and hot.
Terry from Teenage Crime Wave. Dangerous, prone to violence, but hot.
Amy from Hobgoblins. Ironically, she looked better in her normal clothes than she did as a stripper.
The female lead in Revenge of the Creature.
–One more vote for Dawn Bender, “Teenagers…”
–Barbara Ann Scott, the skater from “Johnny at the Fair” “How’s a fella get a ride in one of those?”
–Susan Cabot, “Viking Women” — not to mention CT’s “Wasp Woman”
–Faith Domergue, “This Island Earth” – she claimed that she wasn’t wearing anything beneath her jumpsuit, and brother, I believe it
–Amen to Allison Hayes and Pamela Duncan, “Undead” — Corman had an eye for talent, you’ve got to give him that…
–that “Jack Frost” chick
–the magnificently trashy Yvette Vickers, “The Giant Leeches”
–This could go on forever, awesome thread!
So many choices . . . so little time
Elinor Donahue (Girls Town): I’ve always been more of a brunette kind of guy, but seeing her as a blonde has me rethinking that.
Beverly Garland (It Conquered The World): In almost every scene she seems to be wearing something different, but the polka dot dress she wore just knocked my socks off. I think I may have some strange polka dot fetish.
Allison Hayes (The Undead): If she asked me, I would gladly sell my soul to the devil for her. :twisted:
Sylvia Koscina (Hercules and Hercules Unchained): Iole was so fine, she might not play the harp worth a damn, but who cares when you’re that damn hot!
Ofelia Montesco (Samson vs the Vampire Women): #39 Luke summed up what I was thinking here. They were all fine looking, but the vampire priestess was soooo hot, she could suck . . . well you know what I mean.
Yvonne Romain (Devil Doll): I am shocked that no one has yet to mention her. She is my #1 hottest MST3K babe. I would hypnotize and seduce her any time.
Three words come to my mind, and to my lips:
Mamie Van Doren
Tonight I watched part of GODZILLA VS THE SEA MONSTER and I’m wondering why nobody — including me — has mentioned the numptious Kumi Mizuno. What a lovely lady.
Ahhh, Annikki from Day the Earth Froze and Betty from Teenagers From Outer Space; The Betty and Veronica of MST3K!
I’ll be biased and say the hottest was Allison Hayes in any role she was in in MSTed movies…if only because puberty started for me when I first saw this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Attackofthe50ftwoman.jpg
Oh, if only the ever used THAT movie.
Also, I had a dream once before about the evil queen from “Hercules Against The Moon Men”.
I should specify.
I mean the evil queen that actually moved around, tried to seduce Herc, and eventually got crushed by the Stone(d) Patrol.
Not the evil queen that was revitalized by the first evil queen’s sister’s blood.
What, no ladies listed Rowsdower? Nor shall I.
Tor Johnson (various episodes): kind of cuddly.
Peter Graves (various episodes): tall, handsome; Biography voice.
Gregory Peck (Charles Keith in 401-Space Travelers): but he’ll always be Captain Horatio Hornblower to me.
David Janssen (Ted Dougherty in 401-Space Travelers): my mom likes him, so he makes the list.
Tony McCoy (Lt. Dick Craig in 423-Bride of the Monster): ineffective cop with great cheekbones.
John Forsythe (David Stratton in 615-Kitten with a Whip): Charles Townsend is hot!
Raul Julia (Aram Fingal in 822-Overdrawn at the Memory Bank): so much finer than this anteater-bashing trumpery. ‘M I nuts?
There may actually be others, but my mind is filling up with hundreds of stomach-churningly horrible MST men, John Agar in tiny swim trunks, The Great Vorelli etc.
One of the two gangsters from the Commando Cody shorts.
No, I don’t know why. Yes, I’m embarrased. I don’t even know which one is which, partially because I can only get three seconds into any given Commando Cody short without my brain shutting down.
This may be why all I can really remember about Commando Cody is me thinking ‘Huh, that skinny greasy mobster is kind of… dashing…’
Tracey Crisp as Sheila in The Project Man. Awesome.
Bruce the Gym guy. He can have the key to my locker any day!
(Kidding, of course.)
I actually kind of thought Big Stupid was an okay looking guy.
Of course I was so gobsmacked by how hot she is/was that didn’t type The Projected Man properly.
I may be alone here but the bald Android girl from Humanoid Woman back in the KTMA episodes. I thought her eyes and face were beautiful enuff to make her pretty, even bald. :grin:
Half Crab is right.
Not all British girls are stuffy and reserved.
For Tracey Crisp all I can say is ‘I want her, Mike. I want her.’
I’m sorry, rock climbing aside, Hugh Beaumont was HOT. Yes, I struggled with being attracted to The Beav’s dad, but I can own it now. YUMMY.
My choice for MST hunks?
Hm…
Tommy Kirk (Village of the Giants and Catalina Caper) was quite handsome, despite his being higher than a kite in the MSTed films.
misc. other guys from Village of the Giants were easy on the eyes.
Scotty Beckett (Rocky Jones) I guess I go for the ‘aw shucks’ semi-annoying comic relief lanky guys.
Ralph Hodges (A Date With Your Family) The older brother was kinda cute… in a 50’s kinda way.
Oddly enough, I found the main creepy young guy from the Why Take Industrial Arts short to be kinda cute too. But a creepy-cute.
Don Sullivan (Giant Gila Monster) *sigh* I swoon whenever he sings whenever he si-iiiings… or something.
Finally, Mister B Natural! He’s truly the hot– what?
…
Since when?
…
…….I’m so disillusioned.
Hands down, Allison Hayes of Gunslinger, The Crawling Hand, The Unearthly, and most especially the Undead. With any luck, CT will do Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman.
Honorable mentions
Barbara Bouchet-Agent For H.A.R.M.
Ann-Margaret- Kitten With A Whip
June Kenney-Viking Women, Bloodlust, Earth V Spider
ooh and i forgot Brigid Conley Walsh, who now appears as Brigid Brannah, check her out in a couple episodes of Angel, one of the West Wing, and now she stars in Army Wives. Delectable!
Bev. Oh, my yes. What a firecracker in Swamp Diamonds. She turns me up to 11. I’d like her gunslinger character to hand cuff me…really TIGHT!
That witch chick from Tough of Satan.
Kathy Ireland. Ohhhhhh…Kathy oh Kathy… I see through the geeky eyewear Kathy!
To all the girls I’ve looooved before…on Spider Island! :p Yep, all of em! *crosses legs*
The 2 girls from Boggy Creek. Yes, at the same time, yes.
The blond girls in Catalina Caper.
The white trash girl from Leeches. She’d be on weekends!
The Village of the Giants girls. Yummy hippy chicks!
The girls from Bloodlust…Velma and Daphne. ;)
Yep, Kitty with a Whip!
The youngest girl from Angels Revenge.
The full figured chick from Return of the Creature.
The weird girl from Jack Frost. Those bigs eyes!!!
Werewilf. Oh my, yes!
The woman from Deadly Bees. As long as she doesn’t sing…or take care of my dog.
Peter Frampton from Devil Fish.
The homely little sister from Squirm. :p
Holy hell, this is simply of list of MST3K girls I’ve lusted after!! Oops…. :oops:
Oh, at that blue-eyed black chick from Devil Fish too. Incredible!
robwillsey: Actually, if you think about it, both CT and Rifftrax can do Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman.
CT can do the original, 1958 version.
Rifftrax can do the 1993 remake with Daryl Hannah.
Here are the first ones that pop to my horny mind:
The Moldy Slim Jim from “Squirm”: I loves me some redhead. And some dangerously Southern redhead? Growl!
Thena from “Quest of the Delta Knights”: She’s strong and she’s savvy and she’s got THOSE. And curly hair.
Alison Hayes in “Gunslinger”: Did I mention I loves me some redhead?
Colleen Grey in “The Leech Woman” and “The Phantom Planet”: The hero from TPP proves what a chunkhead he is by picking Eyebrow Girl instead. And in TLW, she looks great in an oven-foil jumpsuit.
The younger daughter from “The Slime People”: My God, that girl had the most sexually intent look, she was practically raping every available man with her eyes. And I love it!
The native sidekick of the titular “Jungle Goddess”: She may have been a terribly unconvincing African native, but goodness, she’s cute!
Eleanor Donahoe in “Girls’ Town”: Who needs Mamie Van Doren?
Valeria from “Robot Holocaust,” funny accent and all.
Beverly Garland, especially in “It Conquered the World” and “Gunslinger”: She’s strong, she’s sensitive, she’s sensual, and she’s a dream in tight jeans or a 50’s dress.
Jan, pre-pan, in “The Brain that Wouldn’t Die”: Something about her oddly (for the time and genre) underplayed dialogue and kind of wistful affection gets me every time.
ok the woman in The Selling Wizard, the woman in the bathtub (Asa Maynor ) from The Girl in Lovers Lane, AND a double header from Leech Woman : Young Mala ( Kim Hamilton ) and the Pineal-Juiced-up June Talbot ( Coleen Gray ). Would have been a triple but Sally Howard ( Gloria Talbott ) was a little too angular for me.
I second Critter from “Girl in Gold Boots,” and while I usually prefer a clean-shaven man, I prefer the stubbly-Critter for some reason.
I, too, have always had sort of a thing for Tommy Kirk.
Time has not been kind to Richard Kiel, but I found him strangely attractive in “The Human Duplicators” and “Eegah”.
But I think the hottest of the hunks for me is probably the guy who played Ivan in “Jack Frost.” He’s got a sweet smile and looks like somebody sculpted him out of porceline. In fact, he and the girl who played Nastya made a really adorable couple; they look like they ought to be sitting in someone’s curio cabinet somewhere.
Lisa from “The Green Slime”. (I’ll admit that I’ve seen the actual film and not the MST3K version, since it’s the pilot). She’s played by the marvelous redhead Luciana Paluzzi, better known to most viewers as Fiona Volpe in Thunderball.
Glad to see Allison Hayes getting so much love here! I agree Eleanor Donahue in Girls Town was hot as a blonde. I always had a crush on her in Father Knows Best. Can’t believe I forgot the blonde wife in Killer Leeches! And Dawn Bender in Teenagers from Outer Space was adorable.
Seeing as how no ladies voted for Rowsdower, and no men voted for Hobgoblin’s Daphne, there should be a list of least attractive characters in a future weekend discussion.