As a reminder: We cannot use these phrases, which are on bumper stickers that BBI sells.
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Movie Sign!
I’m huge!
Hi-Keeba!
Oh, bite me, it’s fun!
Rowsdower!
We like it very much
It’s absolutely fascinating
Big McLarge Huge
Oh, poopie
And here’s the current list of shirts that are currently available:
Paint my muscle car prune color, please!
“It’s a cult…” “They worship blue oysters.”
Stop talking, Johnny Longbow!
There’s something Arch Hall Jr. about her…
Rock ‘n’ roll Martian
Railing kill!
Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!
MRxL!
Master Ninja theme song!
Joike
I’m a Grimault warrior!
Joel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!
Now, when you seek pink, you’re gonna think: we’re doomed.
You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never get any ham.
Your agonizer, please
I’m not going back, Jim!
Bad touch!
It is balloon!
I’m sending you a Banner-gram.
Can’t we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
Brought to you by the Booze Council, because booze really satisfies.
Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Bring me a sampo!
Does this bug you? I’m not touching you.
BUZZ OFF, KID!!
I’m Cherokee Jack!
Chili peppers burn my gut.
As we left the clam flowage that day…
Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
Coffee? I LIKE coffee.
Turn your crank to Frank.
You’re weird, which results in creativity.
I saw the little creature!
What’s that girl? Dad’s hurt? Down in Deadrock Canyon?
It’s a Daktari stool!
I thought you were Dale!
I am danger to myself and others!
As elusive as Robert Denby.
The dog’s meat, have you seen it?
Droppo, you’re the laziest man on Mars!
Dull surprise!
Earth vs. Soup
I killed that fat barkeep!
This is where the fish lives.
Flag on the moon…how did it get there?
Ah! Flying elves are back!
Oh, for fun
Focusing my attention on the good and beautiful.
Gentle pressue.
Glenn was fifty feet tall!
A small gold man was reading to me from a dirty book.
Well! That could’ve gone better.
He’s got a tree! That’s not the Godzilla we know!
Go to bed, old man!
Yeah, here I go! Vroom!
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
“Hello!” “Thank you!”
He tampered in God’s domain…
HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
Hooray for socks!
HOTCHKA!
Hum didda hee-hee hua-hua …
Oh, sure, I can see how…HUH?
You do it. I’m bitter.
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing…
It’s fun when there are things!
I had Jell-O today…
“Jiminy,” says Johnny, “if only I could get a ride in one of those!”
Why doesn’t Johnny care?
It’s just a show, you should really just relax!
It is so klandinktu!
Knew your father, I did!
Leave the Bronx!
Lemback is staying!
If you’re like me, and I know I am…
Plenty of lip and tongue action.
To love like the hu-man…
Only love pads the film.
No, no, you got it all wrong: Love should be musty and hurtful.
Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle.
Love wears a mask…a tight leather mask.
By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
No, Lupita!
Mars, extending us a welcome!
tHe MaStEr WoUlDn’T aPpRoVe!
Chief? McCloud!
Whoooo iiiiiiss Merritt Stoooooone??
Mom… ‘m I nuts?
We can’t have nice things.
And he didn’t steal no bike, neither!
No dancing. Not allowed.
There WAS no monster!
This is no place for convertible!
Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!
That nosewheel feels mushy!
He’s not Merritt Stone!
I call no way!
That’s one unstable octopus.
Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
I sure hope he said peanuts!
Potatoes are what we eat!
I wish I had that pretty mind back!
Puma? Puma!
On life-long quest like Sinbad. Shot myself out airlock. Never returning. Ham in fridge. — Crow.
Rex Dart, eskimo spy!
Extreme rice!
The right people will get it.
Rock climbing, Joel.
Saaaaaandstorrrrrrm!
Sargassum! Weed of deceit!
What about scarecrow’s brain?
Shakin’ the bushes, boss.
Shine your love!
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!
Shtemlo!
Shut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
SLEEEEEEP!
Dern smoochers on my property!
Well! There it is. Spankings all around, then!
No springs!
STAAAAAAAY!
Stay pink, soft and oily!
Bite me, I’m a toaster strudel!
You’re stuck here!
Thank you, won’t you?
That square bugs me! He really bugs me!
…the hell?
Been hittin’ the Thighmaster, Torgo?
Whaddaya think, sirs?
This seemplifies everything.
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn’t like to be
Time for go to bed!
The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
Everything you touch you destroy.
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!
Turn down your lights (where applicable)
Today is dedicated to Uranus.
Watch out for snakes!
Weird. Yeah, I guess that is the word for it.
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
Why don’t they look?
It’s yer move. Go ahead on.
Your weapons are useless against me!
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“Tom Stewart killed me! Tom Stewart killed me!”
I’d also like to vote for “Push the button, Frank.” I wish I’d thought of that first! :-)
“Puma Man, he flies like a moron.”
“When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip.”
“BABY OIL?!?”
If these shirts also include Rifftrax catchphrases (a la the Rudolph shirt):
“Is corn grass?”
“Seize the bone!”
There’s a booger blowing in and out of your nose.
Thought of another one:
“Why does my kid have to be such a dud? I was popular”
And actually, I’m surprised “Push the button, Frank” hadn’t been used ages ago.
“You’re harshing my buzz!”
“It stinks!”
“I’m a scientist. I don’t think. I observe.”
“You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?”
“Time for go to bed.”
Canadian…MANNIX!
KLINE !!! :-D
“Whoa, huge slam on anteaters out of nowhere!” From Overdrawn.
“I sure hope he said peanuts.”
“I’m glad we skipped the cavity search.”
“Frankly, to me, any bra is a Wonder Bra”
“Solipsism is it`s own Reward”
“Send my mask to mother…”
“In the not too distant future…”
We actually have “Push the Button Frank” on a Tee, it has a picture of TV’s Frank and Dr. Forrester on it. and the following which tells where we must have got it – “MST3K.com”.
uh, can I say that here?
I was listening to an old MST3K with Joel in it the other day and for the invention exchange they made a “Daktari stool”. I see you aleady have that catchphrase listed. I’d seen the skit before, but never “got” it. But this time, I blew milk out my nose (and I haven’t drank milk since 1990). You see, I’m an RN and we always assess the patient for dark, tarry stool, which would mean they are bleeding when they make number 2.
Man, that guy’s got a small face!
Sodium!
@24
Eegah,
you can get your HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT shirt here:
http://www.zazzle.com/tom_servos_walk_a_thon_shirt-235863551647656609
“I want the soul of that stuffed bunny on the window” – Soultaker
“How much Keefe is in this movie?” CAVE DWELLERS
“”Oh, if that’s John Saxon, I’m dead.” and “Cedar lattice, works every time” from MITCHELL
I’m partial to the “we, uh, have a pretty friendly chicken” line… ;-)
But I’d settle for the “That’s not the bluebird of happiness, it’s the penguin of giddiness.”
@66:
Can I be annoyingly pedantic here? There are two errors in the shirt you list–it should be “Let’s Pitch In ‘N’ Get Cracking” (I love the way Servo says that phrase, so it’s lost with substituting “and” for “‘n'”). Also, the German phrase should be spelled “mit ein Neuesberger Tod” rather than “Nauesberger”–that’s a mistake on the Cafe Press shirt, too. I know Neuesberger Tod doesn’t actually mean anything, but I’ve always imagined it as a good name for a German wine. Tho’ it’s probably better as a beer–there’s already a “Bitburger Pils.”
OK, shutting up.
“Get out! You disgasting WORRRM!”
“Use the handrails.”
“I’m comeeeeeeeeng!”
“Stately Wayne Manor…”
“WHEEEEEE!!!”
I always liked the line from the temp worker Mike Nelson in Deep 13:
“You guys watch Joe Don Baker Movies?”
I’m going to start slapping you now. And I may never stop.
I’m pretty sure this one comes from one of the Prince of Space movies, said by the shoeshine kid, but maybe I’m wrong because I figured someone would have said it already and I didn’t see it on the list, but anyway, assuming this really is a quote and I’m not remembering it wrong:
“I like it very much.”
Was that an actual quote?!?!?!?
These will take both sides of the shirt:
“I’m trapped in a bizarre movie-watching experiment…and now, I guess, so are you.”
“HelioHypnoStaticStasis…with X-9!”
“You really hurt me with that remark…did I mention that I cried?”
“Commercial Sign in five, four, three, two…Commercial Sign now.”
“Clay & Larry’s Flesh Barn…where we don’t cook it!”
“Here’s to the evil of Dr. Fu Manchu…and here’s the the evil of Dr. Fu Man You!”
“Vote for Proposition Deep 13!…Bleak Landscapes! Blank Faces!”
Hope I haven’t repeated any of the ones already on the list.
“So no Skydiving Grandma.”
“Stupid Grandma Leaver-outers.”
In France, this would be considered genius. (For a shirt, I would replace “this” with “I”. Makes it…funnier?)
We’ve been eating Gamera!
I second Andrew at #42. “It stinks!” should have been done LONG ago.
“Oh! Krankor blew up a potential tackler on the 40 and now there’s nothin’ but daylight!”
“Prince of Space, sir?”
“Each! Of! You! Will! Enter! A! Space! Capsule!”
“From a woman who has the sensitivity of a slut… to the point of giving her lover the identical watch she gave to her husband as an anniversary present, I will not accept lessons.”
“Beery guy’s theme.”
“I hate the way you say Bob!”
“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.”
A couple from the movie:
“File this, sort that. I’ll make ’em all pay.”
“Thank God I saved you.”
The answer my friend… Is blow it out your ass!
Is this another case of a scientist declaring martial law? Where’s John Agar?
I’m ready for some muskrat loving’.
I’m Nuveena, woman of the Future.
Get ready for the “knee up”position!
Now it’s just vaguely sexual wallpaper.
I like tick infested hounds, hunting for deer…and beer.
Doughy guy!
Let me just get rid of my nun and my teen idol.
Smoking Crotch.
@Kali: Yes, I would totally get a “Johnny Longtorso” shirt! That has my vote, too.
” Was it a bear?”
“This has Steve written all over it.”
Yet another vote for
Deeeeeep Hurrrrrting
5-pound potty? She had a big breakfast didn’t she
Can the balloon juice grandpa
Look! Look! Look at my crotch!
Another cold supper i suppose? Vodka sandwiches
I bet that once they finally release Squirm on dvd, the demand will finally be strong enough for: “Mr Beardsley!! Mr Beardsley!”
Well, if you’d allow phrases from Poopie!, one I wouldn’t mind having is:
“That’s disgusting! … Here, let me have a go.”
It’s guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
I’ll walk back to the past – Time Chasers
Is that stud coming? – Diabolik
In theory it works fine – Village of the Giants
Start seeing Ben Murphy’s – Riding with Death
I’m Different!
Yes, Dahk Wan!
You’re Ruining It For Me!
SOMEONE’S A Bitch, And It’s Not Me And It’s Not Joe!
Rushing The Halloween Season…
Nipple Nipple, Tweak Tweak And Awwwway!!!
Does It Hurt Much, Frank?
Oh No, Poisoned Souvlaki!
God Is Dead? GOOD!
You’re An Actor: ACT!!!
Hike Up Your Britches Like Mine!
Gamera Is My Boyfriend!
Hey Guys, What’s A Weenie Roast?
Push The Button, Judy Garland!
They Don’t Call Me Carl For Nothing!
Bring On My Fiancee!
This Can’t Be!? You’re Dead!??
Under Operation “Admit The Dumb”
Oh, For Dumb!
I know this one is a no-no but:
I Have To Simplify My Masturbation Ritual!
Forgot one…
Thees Will Simplify Everything!
Sorry…
How Fortunate! Thees Will Simplify Everything!
We need smaller magazines
They’re making fun of my hair, My Hair!
I’m Feeling Really Good!
i had jello today…
Oh, forgot that one!
Yes, definitely, another vote for: “How fortunate! Dis will simplify evry’ting!”
But that only requires one for:
“PULL DA STRING! PULL DA STRING!”
8-)
DOCTOR LADY!
The drugs from Chemical Wonderland begin to kick in
Lia… You’re getting a lump of coal.
Got any plastic turqouise pith helmets?
This is where my TONGUE lives.
ZAH!
Dancer BOOM! Prancer BOOM!
I envision a Cheating Wing!
All of who are orphans.
I don’t think han soul brova.
Johnny Longtorso: The Man Who Comes in Pieces!
Why don’t you just leave us alone?
Ever feel like cryin’… and don’t know why?
“This has got litigation written ALL over it”
He’s all wild and sassy looking!
No, you’re getting it all wrong. Love should be musty and hurtful.
Work,booze,work…
“And That’s all the foreshadowing we can afford right now”
“Knew Your Father, I did” – I am sure this is already here
“seize the Bone” = Rifftrax live
“I’m Turkey Volume Guessing Man”
I always thought a “tank top” with Frank and Dr. Forester in tank tops wold be saleable.
“Everytime I meet a man he’s either gay or a bear.”
“Die! Die! Die! I mean, ‘hello’…”