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Sandy Frank and Wife Assault Each OtherIn the weird-but-true department, 81-year-old Sandy Frank and his 57-year-old wife, Brenda, have both been charged with assault for throwing drinking glasses at each other. Gamera would definitely not approve.
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Holy Jeebus, Sandy Frank is frightening-looking.
Are… those pictures REAL?? :shock:
Sandy Fraaaank! Sandy Fraaaank! He’s a total cradle robbeeeeer!
Sandy Fraaaank! Sandy Fraaaank! Alias is The Crypkeepeeer!
Sandy Fraaaank! Sandy Fraaaank! Thinks it’s okay to hit a giiiiirl!
Those two look creepily similar.
Couldn’t they find a better picture???? UGLY!!!! :shock:
The man who brought us Gamera et al looks like a Japenese monster. Hey Sandy! I can name that tune in two notes. Jailhouse Rock!
:roll: now that brings back some memories…. ahahahh :smile:
They look like two Lon Chaney monsters that Lon rejected for being too scary.
Brenda must have made the mistake of asking for a divorce and was puzzled and angry when her husband cackled like a madman and then shouted, “YOU’RE STUCK HERE!”
Wait a sec – did Sandy Frank star in the Eye of the Beholder episode of Twilight Zone?
When I’m 81 I hope I’m ABLE to be unfaithful,throw champagne glasses accurately and need cops to restrain me.
Way to go Sandy!
*blinks* It’s almost as if he married a clone of himself. That’s just weird.
Sandy Frank was considered to be the George Clooney of his day…………true story.
They were hastily put together, weren’t they?
yikes, he looks like Verger ( Lechter’s nemesis ) from Hannibal.
…..wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_Verger
Hey, maybe Sandy will rack up some legal bills forcing him to sell the rights to all his MST episodes to Shout Factory!
Sandy Frankenstein and the Bride of frank.
“Sandy Frank” sounds like a condition a man might get after visiting the beach.
The man does look quite frightning. If you look him in the eyes he steals your soul and then buys the rights to your likeness and refuses to let you be on dvds.
Both of them look like they’re melting..She looks just as old as he is..UGH!!
Thankfully there were no forklifts nearby.
I think I’ve read some Conan comic books where he fights creatures like that. :shock:
Too bad they weren’t throwing molotov cocktails at each other.
Wow, the guy who’s always often accused of being the reason why the Gamera episodes (along with the Fugetive Alien episodes, Mighty Jack and Time of the Apes) are “lost” actually ASSULTED his own wife? Geez! To think a guy who brought these rediculous Japanese monster kids films to America would actually do something like this. :shock:
And apologies for sounding rude, but MAN, the dude looks like he had plastic surgery on him. O_o
When I scrolled down to the pics it was like J&TB reaction to a jump cut close up WOOOOOFFFFF!!!! Who let the dogs out?!
I agree that Verger was modeled after him. I wonder if Sandy was a silent backer for Hannibal?
Sandy Frank looks like a ghoul from the video game Fallout 3.
Separated at birth?
http://thumbmonkeygames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ghoul.png
By the way, here’s something I wonder about Mr. Frank:
I have heard from many places on the net that Kevin Murphy confirmed years ago about the whole Sandy Frank drama with the MST episodes that he wasn’t offended at what the Brains did to his versions of the films, but just wanted alot of money because of their success, in order for them to be shown again. Anyone know the source to this, by any chance?
I have a feeling Kenny actually cares now. :lol: ;-)
I think Sandy Frank and his wife are both made of turtle meat!
@5 That probably is their best picture :shock:
Scary!!
American Gothic redux?
I couldn’t help but take note from one of the comments on the site:
“Pretty wild – I worked for Sandy Frank in the early 80’s – at the time, he was a total maniac, entertained scores of women throughout the day in his office, and wouldn’t have hesitated to throw his own mother under the bus if it would have generated a sale. It’s been 25 years – he hasn’t aged well.”
Sandy’s skull is dangerously close to exiting through his skin.
On the up side, maybe the ex-wife will get the rights to the Gamera movies in the settlement and release them to Shout Factory!
I’m just chuckling at some the comments people are making. Good stuff! :lol:
I took one look at their photos and threw up a little.
Looks like she’ll file for divorce. Hopefully she’ll get rights to half of the MST3K movies. :grin:
As far as the pictures, I agree with the sentiments of my fellow MSTies. It’s no wonder that she’s a “former model.” No one would ever hire her now.
It’s the Incredible Melting Man!
Looks like Sandy Frank and Sandy Frank in Drag :shock:
Really funny quips. Sampo should caution folks before they jump to the link. It honestly startled me!
I wonder if any children came from this union and what sideshow they’re working at?
Jeezum… forget traffic accidents, maybe someday we’ll live in a world without plastic surgery accidents.
Dammit, for the last time– people come from TREES!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH My eyes are burning! :twisted:
I love it! 42 comments in, and not really ANY sympathy For Mr Frank and the Missus. BEST. THREAD. EVER.
PS – I’m starting to think that Brenda Frank might be Diamonda Galas.
I’ll poke my SKULL OUT AT YOU!
Although maybe I should be thankful that he hasn’t allowed any of the Gamera eps to be released. Worst. Episodes. Ever.
The first thing that came to my mind after seeing that picture of Sandy…”Where does he get those wonderful toys.” :shock:
@36: People hired her?
#43
That’s because it doesn’t sound like Mr. Frank has done anything in his personal or professional life to deserve any sympathy.
She was a model? For what, Rue Morgue magazine?
AAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacowYec2t0
Could’ve used a little heads-up there on the photos, dude. :???:
Ouch. He really is the source of all our pain.