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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Inspired FoodsAlert regular Duke of Puddles, suggests:
Me (walks out, looks at the camera and says) “Pancakes … Oh I blew it!” What’s your pick? Keep those WDT ideas coming! 99 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Inspired Foods”Commenting at Satellite News
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but there was no food…
Pancakes are peppy, but WAFFLES!!
Stew with corn, chicken, green peppers, chili, (sigh) onions
Potatoes A La Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell.
Take a raw potato.
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And there you go. Enjoy.
I’m watching Daddy-O at the moment, with the wonderful Bruno VeSota and the very peroxided Sandra Giles.
Apple butter was the very first thing I thought of for this WDT.
There might be a correlation.
THE KILLER SHREWS ‘Killer’ Shotguns
DEVIL FISH Calamari Diablo
THE MOLE PEOPLE Shroom & Gloom Soup
THE SKYDIVERS Macchiato al Cardoza
Some fried Spamera.
I’m suddenly in the mood for CARNATION ICE CREAM!
I love Triskos with Espinosa and a little Herget on ’em.
A glass of Dom Magwilli, vintage 1997.
I would suggest a mixed drink called The Master’s Headbanger, but by the time Torgo brought it out to you it would have spilled all over the floor.
Coffee- you can bake it, saute it, boil it, broil it. Coleman Francis style.
Final Sacrifice Meal
1 Bowl of Troy egg noodles
1 Can of ZapSun beer
And a couple of Ziox cookies for dessert.
Try the Merlin Chop, half a pound Merlin served with steak fries, vegetable of the day and flip dessert. Only at Love’s Pit Barbecue’s
“I just love that SPACOM casserole that Mildred brought to the covered dish dinner!”
“Oh, yes, with the macaroni and the french fried onions on top… that’s just so good.”
BURN YOUR GUT(tm) CHILI PEPPERS
So hot and spicy this delicacy that it could burn your gut, or even hack your side! For the adventurous eater.
If you like having a meal go from a fun event into a violent contest of wills inside you, then this is your product!
Try different variety, #1-10. You’ll be amused – and amazed!
copyright 1969-2019, J.C. Rommel, inc.
this year at the state fair (or until the law suits roll in…)
the MITCHELL! Massive MCI Sammich!
two slices of heavily buttered bread
1 jar of may-o-naise!!
1 lb. of fatty brisket
1 lb. of ham
1 lb. of bologna
6 slices of cheese
3 cups of BBQ sauce
with a rack of ribs garnish
oh yeah a glass of milk with a beer chaser to wash it down.
thanks again Sampo!
Eggs Florentine and a picture of Tiffany [Amber] Theisen.
“Late last Sunday night I was nursing a ‘Vulcan Mind Probe’”
Can you even get wax lips?
Crunch Buttsteak served with Lump Beefbroth.
Oh, Dom Magwilli is SO overrated . . .
Oh, my . . . This is a good one. It’s early yet, but for now: Gamera! He is full of turtle meat.
Let’s see, we had a similar WDT in 2015 about “meals,” and another one about “favorite MST3 food” in 2016, and those threads make fun reading as well. I’m going to finally think hard about what you could actually order from Torgo’s Pizza. I’m guessing any pizza from there would come with mystery meat that you wouldn’t want to examine too closely. Also, bland crust, not enough cheese, and a surly delivery kid. One-star review on Yelp for sure.
Junior Rodeo Daredevils, smothered in gravy. Texas style!
Can’t go wrong with a gutloaf whistle pie, made from Klack industrial-strength salad ooze, or some skin mittens! And who doesn’t love a roasted mutant hellbeast? Mmm, mmm, mmm!
THE DAY THE EARTH FROZE –
What else but Baked Alaska. And don’t get one of those stuff in your nose freezin’ headaches from eatin’ it too fast.
Fresh grilled fish, hand-caught, at Ator’s Bar & Grille. “Drink up, sometimes all the poison is at the bottom!”
Baba Yaga’s Roasted Nuts
“Rifftrax Live: Giant Spider Invasion” is available for preorder at rifftrax.com.
Its release date is October 18.
Some Land That Time Forgot Dinosaur Barbeque. Chicken tastes just like it.
Young bride Brett’s mystery meatloaf: delicious, but will give you The Creeping Terrors, if you know what I mean.
In honor of “The Day The Earth Froze”, have a Swanson frozen dinner, served straight from the freezer with a failure garnish.
What is it that you put on a stick, and roast over a fire? (“An elf?”) And it’s green? (“Oh, a dead elf!”)…MARTIAN-MALLOWS! :)
The RIDING WITH DEATH Cupcake –
On the outside it’s sweet and fluffy. On the inside it’s a turkey.
Which reminds me… those meals-in-a-pill featured in Santa Clause Conquers the Martians? I can see that becoming a new culinary trend. Especially if they’re vegan, non-GMO, and soy & gluten-free.
Hugo the Dummy’s Honey-Glazed Ham.
The Great Varelli raves “I love it!”
Avalanche Brand Freeze Pops.
Fun frozen skier and skater shapes for the whole family!
Stewed prune flavored granny shapes dropping soon!
It’s a sweetbread bonanza! Atomic brain: delicious calf brains with gut-burning jalapeno. The brain that won’t die: same as baked brains and eggs in The Joy of Cooking (1975 edition, p. 504), only with extra lemon juice. Cold pickled liver, with a garnish of killer shrew.
For extra flavor, add just a Touch of Satan!
LEA…THER…COAT,
DISH….OF…ICE CREAM!
Melting Man Cheese and Crackers Surprise: cheese with no crackers (surprise!)
Coleman Francis’ Favorite Frogs’ Legs
“Earth versus” soup
Plastic scrap
Spent nuclear fuel pellets
Mercury mine tailings
Heavy crude oil
All simmered in a 1,1,1 trichloroethylene broth
PCBs to taste.
Try the new “Wild Wild World Of Batwoman” chicken soup! Fun pasta shapes include Batwoman Emblem, Ratfink, Horseshoe, Mole Man, and Wrist Radio! Great to eat on those sick days watching MST3K.
A like for including 1,1,1 trichloroethane as the solvent (broth).
(Not recommended for children or other living things)
The blog Satellite of Grub creates MST3K-inspired food like Blast Hardcheese fries and Screaming Pizza Skulls.
https://satelliteofgrub.com/
“Mac and Me” was a MST3Ked movie, so………
MacDonald’s
Eggs Pleasence with chopped Vadinho onions.
Okay, I need to stop posting my replies before I’m entirely awake. As usual, I missed a perfect opportunity:
“Daddy-O combines the buttery goodness of Bruno Vesota with the crisp apple offered by Sandra Giles to bring you the very best apple butter imaginable.
Daddy-O apple butter – want some?”
Walnut Whiskey and Rotting Applehead flavor. Yum!
Mac & Cheese and me.