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Weekend Discussion Thread: Adding a MSTed Movie Character to Another MSTed MovieAlert reader “Blonde Russian Spy” asks:
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Perhaps adding Commando Cody to The Starfighters would be interesting. He could show them a thing or two about a thing or two on flying, but we might have to edit the mid-air refueling scenes.
As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no trail! There was no giant, no monster, no thing called “Douglas” to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage, who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness! Because it was somehow sent back in time to become the patriarch of Eegah’s clan.
Buzz from ‘Girl in Gold boots’ making an appearance in ‘the The Eye Creatures,’ for those who didn’t think it was icky enough.
‘Winky’ in ‘Eegah.’ he could be that one person that Arch Hall could feel superior to. he could jam with the band and would ultimately be a much more logical weapon to swing at the cops than the pool ladder.
I’d have Phantom Of Krankor show up in ‘Radar Secret Service’. Just so there is one guy in it who is not dressed in a suit and tie and you can easily tell he’s supposed to be a villain.
As the host segment proved, Invasion of the Neptune Men would have benefited greatly from the sudden appearance of Krankor.
HA HA HA HA!!
I want to see The Beatnik’s Mooney in Teenage Strangler. He’d add a depth to the movie’s overall feel, and just imagine him in the police station with Betty and Mikey during their meltdown. Audiences would need at least an hour for their ears to stop ringing.
Ator joining the Quest of the Delta Knights, or teaming up with Deathstalker to fight the Warriors from Hell.
Wanda from Alien from LA meets subterranean dwellers who don’t think she’s big boned, the Mole People.
Glen Manning moves to the Village of the Giants, and steps on Genius.
Add Mitchell to the cast of The Killer Shrews and their booze reserves would have gone down a lot faster.
BLOODLUST
AD “The Foulest Passion of Them All!”
Once I read the ad, I immediately thought of Ross Allen. Allen can sets traps, Balleau ganks them.
Adding Rowsdower to The Giant Spider Invasion.
I get the feeling Rows and Kester would be kindred spirits. Both are dirty backwoods losers.
I want to add Mila from “Cave Dwellers” into the night gown wrestling match in “Manos”.
I would add Dr. Langer of “The Giant Spider Invasion” to “Avalanche,” because she’s so good at rolling down the hill like a human snowball.
Taking this just a bit farther:
If Erica from “Gunslinger”, Grace from “The Unearthly”, & Donna from “The Crawling Hand” all ended up back in the past with Livia in “The Undead”, it would be better, because Allison Hayes x 4.
I’m just not sure my heart could take it.
Building off of Ro-man’s idea, what if Beverly Garland’s characters all joined her in the same movie? Like if Sheriff Rose Hood and Vera came to help Claire Anderson shoot the alien in It Conquered The World? Or just smack some sense into Lee Van Cleef.
Carlo Lombardi and SeannnerrrNeil Connery are merged into ‘Devil Doll.’ Witness the classic love triangle as Neil, Carlo and Vorelli hypno-date the lovely Marianne.
when things get too weird Carlo summons the She Creature who bludgeons the other to death with Hugo.
Whatley wanders into ‘Teenage Strangler.’ as he wanders onto the high school campus the lonely and ambiguous Mikey sees him and yelps ‘Daddy?’ after several minutes of introspectively reviewing their potential genders, Whatley shrugs his shoulders and they both happily scurry off for home.
but there was no adding….
add Deputy Sheriff Geronimo and let the fun begin.
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The Creeping Terror –
Add Mikey from Teenage Strangler “He didn’t steal no bike!” and Eddie Deezen from Laserblast and have them both get immediately eaten by the carpet monster.
And the crowd goes wild. Yaaay.
If Leonardo “da Vinci” (yeah, right) from Quest of the Delta Knights visited Mila’s father in The Cave Dwellers, he would have copied/stolen lots of really bad pseudoscience. Not sure what that would have meant for the Renaissance and modern times, but I don’t wish to think about it.
Peaches from Racket Girls into Girls Town. She and Mamie Van Doren would make a nice, um, pair.
I’d rather see Glen punch out the giant punks, so they’d get some punishment for what they did.
How about El Santo in “Manos”? He’s confronted supernatural menaces before, and he’d just give the Master a couple of piledrivers, then freed everybody.
I mean… either Torgo to ISCWSLABMUZ or Ortega to “Manos,” right? Seems like the absolute best thing possible.
I would insert Creeper from “The Brute Man” into “The Indestructible Man” to watch them fight to the death.
Put Livia in Starcrash, see if hyperspace effects her like it does Stella.
Thanks for using my idea, Sampo!
Let’s try this. The Master has just sentenced Torgo to death (or hand immolation, or something or other), when who should appear than Torgo’s long-lost brother Ortega! He’s brought a jar of the weird zombie acid, which he throws in the Master’s face, turning him into a slow, easily picked-off zombie. The cops who spent the movie pestering the making-out couple finally show up and shoot the Master, freeing the slave wives. Debbie and her incompetent parents get to leave to go on their first vacation, Ortega gets the wife with the lowest standards, and the rest of the wives go back to their jobs modeling for JC Penney.
Oh, and Ortega brings Torgo back to the carnival with him and his new bride. He introduces Torgo to Madam Estrella, their eyes meet, and it’s love at first sight. They live happily ever after the end.
Buzz from “Space Travelers” would be good in any MSTied movie!
I want to see Racket Girls vs. the Vampire Women. El Santo/Sampson battles Scalli to keep women’s wrestling clean, Scalli joins with the forces of hell to make it dirty, there’s a climactic showdown between Mr. Big and Satan, lascivious little Joe can’t keep away from the vampire women’s basement, the wan damsel from SvsVM plays the Ukrainian national anthem on piano at the end . . . Oh, and there’s another hour at least of wrasslin’! There’s all kinds of options for love interests, too: Monk & the head vampire lady, Peaches and the professor-father, etc.
Only one is likeable, though.
How about Eegah vs. the Beast of Yucca Flats?
KILLER BEES VS. BLACK SCORPION
Coming to Syfy this fall!
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Enter a world where Alexander the Talking Chimp from Carnival Magic finds himself in the bottoms of Southwest Arkansas. In an attempt to escape the team of pseudo anthropologists that spots him driving down the road in his station wagon Alexander drives into the bogholes of the swamp and gets stuck. He flees into the foliage where he encounters none other than The Little Creature. Being kindred spirits with the world seemingly against them they hatch a scheme together and wait for nightfall in order to sneak into Doc’s camp and steal the Jeep.
Doc’s Radar is set for four hundred pounds so the diminutive pair have no trouble getting into the Jeep where Tanya accidentally has left the keys after being distracted by a torn fingernail. An all night drive up the interstate brings the hairy duo to the University of Arkansas campus at Fayetteville where they successfully blend in with the locals by wearing Razorback hats. After acceptance into graduate school at U of A they pursue a program in the Psychology department focusing on aberrant behavior in rural populations. The End
The Santa who conquered the Martians would have no trouble against Pitch, but the pompous Mexican Santa wouldn’t last two minutes putting up with Dropo.
Another Allison Hayes. This time, she joins the Diamond ladies, Adding her in cutoffs and short sleeve shirts would turn the movie into an instant classic.
I reckon you could put Eulabelle in every movie and it would be better.
Troy from The Final Sacrifice seems like the type of kid Mr. B Natural would take an interest in. He could have confused the hell out of the masked attackers and prevented Troy from ever meeting Rowsdower, allowing Troy to pursue his dream of composing songs about Larry Csonka.
I like it! I sure hope that Misty O’Shea is in the back seat of the jeep when they steal it.
If Gideon Drew’s head from “The Thing That Couldn’t (or Wouldn’t) Die” was inserted into the film “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die,” Doctor Test & Experiment could’ve placed him on the lab table next to Jan In The Pan. Perhaps they could have shared some interesting dialog and perhaps some meaningful International Coffee moments?
Also, since Gideon Drew’s head was able to hypnotize people and bend them to his will, the mad doctor might have been able to utilize his talents, and have made a deal with him: help me get a new body for my fiancee Jan, and we can get you a new body too…. whaddaya say, hmmmmmm???
“Well, swing choir isn’t going to rehearse itself . . .”
There is one character who could have made any* of the MSTed movies more interesting: MEGAWEAPON!
For instance, “Hercules Against the Moon Men.” Imagine Hercules riding in to save day, not on a horse but on Megaweapon! Rolling in comfort through the sand storm, crushing moon men under Megaweapon’s massive tires, and making all those sword-and-sandal soldiers turn tail and run in terror! THAT would be worth the price of admission!
How about “The Unearthly?” Forget all that boring chit chat with John Carradine, and take a trip with Tor and Megaweapon instead. “Time for go to monster truck rally!!”
“Tormented” — Little Sandy teams up with Megaweapon. No murderous jazz musician or dead girlfriend can stand in their way!
“The Day the Earth Froze” — Magical blacksmith Ilmarinen hammers together his most powerful creation yet, the four-wheeled behemoth known as Megaweapon. With Lemminkäinen riding shotgun, they head over to Pohjola and kick some witchy ass!
“Outlaw” — Megaweapon crashes through the Pullman, crushing Watney Smith. After the celebratory round of free drinks, Cabot and Megaweapon ride off to Got, free the slaves, and overthrow the evil queen and seed-pod-hatted priest.
Etc. etc.
* There are a few exceptions. Even Megaweapon couldn’t save a snooze-fest like “Castle of Fu Manchu”.
Put Vadinho in Manos instead of the father and nothing bad would happen due to his massive amount of competence. Plus, the Master wouldn’t be able to mind control him.
Or Vadinho in Hobgoblins. The first time they show up, they run away when they see him.
Vadinho in Final Sacrifice teaming up with Rowsdower to take on Satoris would be awesome.
Vadinho in The Undead might be able to persuade Livia to repent and she doesn’t get stabbed and instead lives as a hot witch.
How about the creeping terror in Hobgoblins? The first time the little rascals appear, they run right into C.T.’s mouth and he eats them, and the movie ends mercifully quickly.
How about Gamera meeting the astronauts on the moon in 12 to the Moon? That would punch up the action a bit. (Talk about “it’s beautiful, but evil!!”) Since Gamera is friend to all small animals, he’d protect the cats from the moon people, too.
In every movie that has snakes or the expectation thereof, insert Arch Hall, Sr.’s disembodied voice saying, “Watch out for snakes!” (You know, am surprised no one thought of that earlier . . . )
Really, wouldn’t every movie be better with Torgo? Even those “other” movies.
“Torgo, where shall I go, what shall I do?”
“Fraaannkly, my DEAR, I don’t give a DAMn.”
“I am GOing to MAKE you and OFfer you can’t reFUSE.”
“Luuke, I am your FAther.”
Darth Torgo would be hilarious!
Straight up replace Doc Lockheart with Johnny Longbone. Instead of constant bologna and pork-and-beans the they can have his stew made with chicken, rice, green peppers, corn, chiles… onions…
However if Rommel was in Track of the Moon Beast he couldn’t enjoy the stew because chili peppers burn his gut.
I’d like to see Neil Connery’s character from “Operation Double 007” mix it up in “Devil Doll”. He used his hypnotic powers for good, so he could go head to head against the evil Vorelli in a “Scanners”-style battle for Marianne.