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Weekend Discussion Thread: Product PlacementsSorry for the lateless, I have been under the weather. Alert regular NHKrypto sez:
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Eegah is sponsored by Harry’s Razors.
Mr. B Natural
“KAHNNNNN!!!” I mean CONN (band instruments mfr.)
Boggy Creek II –
Brought you by… Dickies – Maker of quality bib overalls fo much longer that it takes a gar to gut nine minners.
but there was no product placements…
Riding with Death — brought to you by Cobra CB radios, Hostess cupcakes, and the Clairol Hot Comb!
(get well, Sampo)
Yuri Styling Gel…. with your active lifestyle of sexual harassment, fist- and waarwelf-skull fights, drugging and injecting security guards, you’ll need a new hairstyle every five minutes of so.
Yuri Styling Gel, for the psychopath on the go.
The Final Sacrifice, brought to you by Molson Brewing.
Manos: The Hands of Fate, sponsored by Wamsutta. Choose Wamsutta percale sheets for all your wrestling needs!
The Slime People brought to you by Mucinex
Phase IV is brought to you by Raid.
The Clonus Horror brought to you by Old Milwaukee.
Attack of the the Eye Creatures, brought you by Clearasil
Lost Continent.
Brought to you by the makers of Wing Tipped Climbing Oxfords!
It Conquered the World, brought to you my Vlasic pickles
“Code Name: Diamond Head”, brought to you by AMF Voit Scuba Equipment, Sans-A-Belt Slacks, and the Hawaii Tourist Bureau.
“Gamera vs. Zigra”, sponsored by Coca-Cola.
“SST: Death Flight”, brought to you by Amtrak, Purell Liquid Soap, and All-State Insurance.
Daddy-O, brought to you by Washington Apples
The Skydivers, brought to you my Folger’s Crystals
Girl in Gold Boots
Sponsored by,
Hershey’s: Quality chocolate, lickey you!
And
Eat Restaurant: Employing drunk dads since 1932.
And
Icky Elf Hair Creame: Look sharp for all your shady dealings. Not recommended for use near ceiling tiles.
Laserblast is brought to you by the Nerf Blaster.
Teenagers from Outer Space, brought to you by Red Lobster.
During some of the endless discussions in Skydivers they could drop in a few lines about how once their next move will be to buy a new Cessna Skyhawk II, with Omni-Vision and an efficient, reliable six-cylinder Continental O-300 engine.
Hercules and The Moon Men
Brought to you by Army Mom Sand Scarfs and Prozac.
The Horror of Party Beach, brought to you in part by LOOK POLISH!
Mountain Dew sponsoring Wanda Saknussemm’s fun-loving ex-boyfriend.
“Gamera”, sponsored by the American Psychiatric Association and Turtle Wax.
“The Dead Talk Back”, brought to you by Schick Razors.
“Last Clear Chance”, sponsored by Union Pacific Railroad, GEICO and Ferryman Funeral Homes.
“The Incredible Melting Man”, brought to you by Ritz Crackers, Mop ‘n Glow, and your local lemon growers association.
“Time Chasers: Brought to you by the Library Council. Discover a world of excitement, education, and adventure at your local library today.”
Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Oil could also have scored on a product placement in any of the Hercules movies.
Product placement we really, Really, REALLY wish had happened.
Prince of Space — Fruit of the Loom.
don’t forget the Barbasol shaving cream for Eegah!
“Angels’ Revenge” brought to you by Astroglide.
The Starfighters. Brought to you by the U.S. Air Force………and by the corngrowers association of America.
Don’t forget, “Pod People” had that soda poster out in the middle of damn nowhere.
Girl in Gold Boots –
Brought to you by ClairALL internal cosmetics, for maintaining your pretty mind
Skydivers –
Brought to you by the Petey the Plane Fan Club. Petey believes in YOU!
Mr. B Natural –
Brought to you by Progressive Insurance. Flo sez: “Proud of you, Mom B Natural!”
“Atlantic Rim”, brought to you by Marx Toys, makers of Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots.
“Horrors of Spider Island”, brought to you by Maxim Magazine.
“The Touch of Satan”, sponsored by Carnation Ice Cream, Diamond Walnuts, and the new 1971 Ford Maverick.
“The Mole People”, sponsored by Maglight brand flashlights, and by Energizer batteries.
Gamera vs. Gyaos
Cataract the car of Japanese eye doctors.
NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, brought to you by Birds’ Eye family size shrimp – look for them in your freezer section, just above the buffalo meat.
The Incredible Melting Man, brought to you by Kraft Thick & Tangy Barbecue sauce.
Future War, brought to you by the Cardboard Manufacturers of America.
The Blood Waters of Dr. Z, brought to you by Gorton’s Fish Sticks.
REVENGE OF THE CREATURE, brought to you by the Charlton Heston Fish Locator, Guiseppi’s Almond Coolies, and Speedo! (In fact, we’re watching this episode right now:)
That was supposed to read COOKIES!! (Why can’t we edit any more?)
Schick would also work for …Mixed Up Zombies. Get your Schick out of shape today!
“The Last Chase”, sponsored by Porsche, North American Aviation, and the Canadian Film Development Corporation.
“Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”, brought to you by Mars Candy and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association.
“Zombie Nightmare”, sponsored by your local Twist ‘n Crème location, Louisville Slugger bats, and Joe Weider’s Protein Blast.
From Girl in Gold Boots, “Pepsi paid handsomely for this product placement.”
And then from Laserblast, “Coca Cola is gonna need a PR campaign just to undo the damage this scene is doing.”
Gamera vs Gaos brought to you by Faberware Stainless Steele Cutlery.
Gamera vs Baragon brought to you by Skittles
Callback: I forgot to mention Joe Bob Briggs during the “priming” discussion.
Dammit that’s supposed to be Gamera vs Guiron promoted by Cutlery.
I really should have gotten that right the first time. I am filled with shame.
Sampo: Sorry for breezing past your initial comment. Prayers that you are feeling better. Thanks for all you do! :)
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, promoted by Newman’s Own Sockaroonie Neck Juice
Danger! Death Ray, promoted by Mattel & Hot Wheels
The Touch of Satan –
Brought to you by the Beelzebub Aquarium – “It’s where the fish live.”
The Creeping Terror, brought to you by Stainmaster carpets
Or maybe Empire Carpet?
“Five Eight Eight,
Two Three Hundred:
Empire!”