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A great putdown of the New York Post’s apology/non-apology for theit sick anti-Obama
cartoon. :mrgreen:
A great putdown of the New York Post’s apology/non-apology for their sick anti-Obama
cartoon. :mrgreen:
:( The video was taken down.
‘circumstances forced upon me by unnamed parties’- hmm, wonder what that could mean? :wink:
I thought it was a great putdown of Tom Daschle’s pathetic excuse for cheating on his taxes ,or was it Timothy Geithner.
Did he do this whole bacon thing just so he could make this video?
This is really funny! Pretty much a satire of any politico who got their hand caught in the cookie jar/tax jar/strange vagina jar.
There’s an hd version if you click through to youtube. Someone has screwed up the display ratio though, everyone is squat.
And oh yeah Mike’s wife is still hot.
It’s nice to see Mike acting again.
Nice bit of ballyhoo. Never seen his kids before, didn’t realize they were already in their teens.
Never mind the bacon thing, Bridget. is. a. babe.
Somewhere there is a painting of Bridget Jones getting older.
Well, Suck Tard, you apparently need to brush up on your literary allusions. His comment was in reference to The Portrait of Dorian Gray, in which a man stays young forever while a painting of him ages instead.
Therefore, it was a compliment.
I would have to agree with you guys. Bridget is looking good and their boys are getting old.
Do you think that Mr. B Natural/Jack Perkins fantasy is still going on? And what about Butter?!
A bacon cake? I hope they use plenty of pineapple.
good stuff.our “leaders” just blew
3,000.000.000,000 $$s.
its nice to laugh.
Probably the most sensible press conference I’ve seen in years.
Good to see Mike is as wonderfully goofy as ever. :mrgreen:
Yet another brilliant piece of satire by the nation’s most under-appreciated comedian!
And yes, Bridget is still smokin’ hot!!!
I loved the line about “pig carcasses”. Good stuff. (Maybe some of these things could wind up as extras on the next Rifftrax Shorts DVD, hint hint Rifftrax people who I know read this site?)
Please see my comment on the other thread regarding this subject.
Ie: I already called dibs on Bridget if Mike’s bacon-love gets the better of him.
Bridget looks great, just as hot as she was at ComicCon last year. Mike, you lucky devil!
As someone said, the dumb bacon stunt may have just been a means to get to this bit. If so it was worth it. Very funny (and timely) skit and it was cool to see the entire Nelson clan for the first time. :) Bridget looked mighty fetching and her dress was vaguely Jackie O which added to the skit even more.
“My eleven year old son.”
“I’m fifteen.” lol
Funny stuff. I miss seeing Mike doing skits.
So, was the whole bacon stupidity month just a hoax? If so, did he punk his local TV news station? Good job to him, if that’s the case!
I would like to contribute to this stalking/worship Bridget thread. There, done.
Don’t Mike and Bridget have two daughters instead of sons?
How sad. It looks like some children will make
it neccessary for the Admins to approve posts here.
Eeesh! Class it up a bit, won’t we?
So… if Bridget ever wants to divorce Mike, and become a blonde teenage girl, I’d be happy to take her out to dinner and a movie. :roll:
Well done. It looks as if Bridget and Mike passed the cuteness and talent genes down to those sons of theirs.
As for Mike being bacon-less, I guess Lent had something to do with it?
Still as sharp as ever. Love this bit.
I agree: Bridget = hawt!
To me she looks better now than back in the day.
Everyone’s so distracted by the hotness of Bridget Jones (I admit, understandable). But let’s give some credit to Mike for this great line:
“If you were offended, then I am sorry… that your standards are such that even the smallest deviations from perfection would cause offense.”
Kenneth: hand caught in the…strange vagina jar
this phrase amuses me
I agree with the poster who said if the whole bacon bit was done to lead up to this it was worth it.
Leaving aside Mike’s wife (can some of you teenage geeks just grow up and get a life, or at least a girlfriend? And, yes, she’s smokin’ hot!) I kind of hope the two kids with him weren’t his sons — only because that would make the bit even funnier.
What a joy to see the Mikester in skit work again — if only Kevin and Bill had been on camera this might have been perfect!
Next, Mike is going to announce that he’s involved in a project with a group of new immigrants currently living in Grover’s Mill, NJ.
Well played, Mike!
Hey ck,did all the racist condleeza rice,clarence thomas,and bush as a monkey cartoons bug you too?No? I’m Shocked ,shocked there’s gambling going on!!!
Did Oscar Wilde write two different novels? The Portrait of Dorian Gray and The Picture of Dorian Gray?
Sauron, I’m shocked that there even WERE any Condoleezza Rice and Clarence Thomas as a monkey cartoons at all. If there were, I would certainly have been offended by them. Can you show me one from a major US newspaper? The only one I can find involves Rice, but it’s from a Palestinian newspaper, so that doesn’t count.
Oh, and George Bush is white.
Moving on, I don’t really get this whole bacon stunt. Very strange gimmick, but I’m guessing the whole thing was just to gain free press for Rifftrax. Can’t blame them for that, I guess. Still…weird.
Comments about family member are incredibly tasteless. What’s wrong with you creeps?
Meadow,Rex Babin,of the sacramento bee drew
Rice like she was in black face to say she wasn’t ‘authentic’.
Mike Luckovich,of the atlanta constitution, drew Thomas as a house slave on numerous occasions.
Bush was portrayed in the washington post as been getting ‘bill clinton’ treatment from Rice saying she was a house slave for not disagreeing with him more.
By the way,Obamas black,Mike Nelsons conservative,so should you feel offended that his bacon stunt is in poor taste because blacks suffer higher stroke fatalities,and bacon is a food thats considered a contributor to that condition?
All this bacon talk really makes me want bacon…. thankfully, I just bought two pounds of it at the store, the other day!!! I KNOW WHAT I AM EATING FOR DINNER TONIGHT!!! :twisted:
that was great
Saying his wife looks great is tasteless? You mean, commenting on something in the video in which his family PARTICIPATED in is tasteless? Better question…why are you so touchy?
If you’re wondering how he eats bacon and breathes, repeat to yourself it’s just rifftrax, you should really just relax.
Ok. That was funny.
Re Catalina #44:
Please don’t concern youself over what [person #40] said…
You obviously didn’t see the some of the posts made on March 1st that have been removed since then…thankfully…
how about a nice game of chess…
The reason for Bacon Month is now clear. The first Episode covered here in the month of March is The Violent Years, which I am watching right now, and in the first 15 minutes they’ve used the word bacon at least 4 times.
It’s all part of the master plan.
I’m sure we’ll be seeing this at our local bookstores very soon:
Smoked: The True and Unflinching Account of Mike Nelson and the Ba-Con of 2009 by Michael J. Nelson and Judith & Garth Reeves-Stevens. Foreward by Bridget Nelson, Afterword by Arnold Ziffel.
#35, Mike “ex-genius” Kelley:
I’m going to combine your two thoughts here and suggest that Kevin and Bill should have played his two sons… :)