Alert submitter Stacey suggests:
In most high school yearbooks, the students are voted “Best Looking” or “Most Athletic” or any other number of titles. So what would a yearbook of characters from MST3K movies look like? Would Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents” be voted “Biggest Liar”? Would “Mitchell” be voted “Most Likely to Have a Heart Attack at a Krispy Kreme”? The possibilities are endless!
Well, I dunno about endless, but how about Tom Pittman from “High School Big Shot” getting named most likely to lose a MILLION BUCKS!:
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Old Man Crenshaw –
Voted “Most Likely to Marry Outside His Species”.
Troy MacGregor-
‘most likely to be Miss Canada.
Not only was Dave Ryder aka Thick McRunfast voted “Best Looking” and “Most Athletic” at Southern Sun High School he was also voted “Most Likely to Marry a Sixty year old Grandma”.
Mikey from Teenage Strangler was voted “Most Likely To Have A Ménage A Trois”. He had one hell of a high school debut, totally changed.
Natalie from Werewolf was voted “Mostly Likely to Find Life Absolutely Fascinating While Sounding Entirely Disinterested.” Her fellow classmates knew her well.
Annikki from “The Day the Earth Froze” was voted “Most Likely To Marry A Failure”.
The mayor in Gunglinger was voted Most Likely to Panic and Lose a Civil War.
Glenn Manning: Most Likely to Reach the Top!
Oh wait…
Zap Rowsdower
“Most Likely to be arrested for buying liquor for a minor.”
Springy the Spring Sprite
“Most Likely to marry Mr. Paperbag.”
Cuddles (She Creature), Beulah (It conquered the world), and Marty (Day the World Ended)
” The crew most likely to still be hanging out years later.”
Johnny
“Most Likely to not care.”
Ro-Man: Most Likely to One Day Question The Plan
Max Keller: Most Likely to Mebtanimbjaambtdribeabanwibtahambsterbbbb
Charles Moffet: Most Likeky to Sit on a Toffet
Monster from Monster A Go Go
most likely not to exist.
Dr. Kurt Leopold, Bloodwaters of Dr Z, voted
Most Likely to Design an Elaborate Self Satisfaction Contraption.
Monster A Go Go: Most likely to not exist.
Max from Master Ninja: Most likely to have a relationship with a gerbil and an older man.
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The Horror at Party Beach: Most likely to win Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest….
Dr. Frank of The Atomic Brain: Most Likely to Have a Cat Ruin His Life’s Work.
Yak Boy in Girl in Gold Boots:
Most likely to not make it out of Viet Nam.
Michelle in GiGB, most likely to take up with a string of loser boy friends (next up
for her, 2 inept bikers).
Aram Fingal (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank) –
Voted “Most Likely to Ask His Mother an Anatomically Inapropriate Question”.
Diabolik: Most likely to “succeed” in a Pyrrhic sense.
Trumpy from Pod People:
Most Likely to Suck Seed
Phantom of Krankor – “Most Likely to Go Commando”
IIRC there were some riffs used on the show that shared this topic’s theme. However, I can’t recall any specific ones. Can anyone with a better memory remember any?
Pod People‘s Trumpy voted Least Likely To Become President of (whatever planet he’s from)
Toblerone from Escape 2000 would have to be voted Class Clown.
Eegah: voted most likely to stemlo.
Bello (from Bloodlust): voted least likely to be impaled on his own rack. (See, now its ironic)
The hero from Giant Gila Monster: Most likely to sing whenever he sings.
Griffin from ‘Red Zone Cuba’ was named ‘Most Likely to Run All the Way to Hell’ AND ‘Mr. Congeniality.’
Space Chief from: Invasion of the Neptune Men..
Most likely to contract: Roji Panty Complex.
Phil “Daddy-O” Sandifer from Daddy-O: least likely to want apples.
Mooney from The Beatniks: Most likely to kill a fat barkeep.
Dr. Ted Nelson from The Incredible Melting Man: most likely to AADJKA!
Torgo: voted Most Likely To Lend Someone a Hand.
Dr Ralph Martin from ‘King Dinosaur’ – “Most likely to discover dinosaurs and then nuke them in an act of emotional stupidity.”
Mr T from ‘The Rebel Set’ – “Most likely to create an elaborate heist plan that almost succeeds until he whizzes it down his leg at the end.”
The cast of ‘Attack Of The Giant Leeches’ – (Just kidding. None of them got anywhere close to high school.)
Michael, the husband from “Manos”, was voted “Most Likely To Coerce Strangers Into Hosting His Family.”
Davey from “San Francisco International Airport” was voted “Most Impetuous”.
Eva from “Agent for H.A.R.M.” was voted “Most Likely To Be An Enemy Spy But Who Cares As Long As She Wears That Bikini.”
Bill Cortner was voted “Most Likely To Get Ahead”.
Robert Denby: Most likely to be elusive.
Sheriff Geronimo: Most likely to go ahead on.
Carrie from “The Girl In Lover’s Lane” was voted “Most Likely To Be Nuzzled By A Hobo.”
Maciste from Colossus and the Headhunters: most likely to be confused for someone’s cheesesteak.
Danny from “The Girl In Lover’s Lane” was voted “Easiest Mark” and “Most Likely To Get Beat Up.”
Jimmy Wilson from “I Accuse My Parents” was voted “Most Imaginative.”
Max Keller from Master Ninja: mopst likebly to be misbunderstood by everybodby.
The Thing in the Closet from “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die” was voted “Most Disarming”.
Griffin from “Red Zone Cuba” was voted “Best Smile” and “Most Enthusiastic”. (You should have seen the rest of his class!)
Deputy Sheriff Geronimo was voted “Least Sponge-Worthy”.
Jan in the pan.
Most likely to be a head. :pain:
Torgo. Most likely to be mistaken for a satyr.
The Creeper was voted Most Likely to Creep. His fellow students just knew him.