My wife suggested that a Tom Servo Pepper Grinder and Melted Crow T.
Robot Trivet would make perfect stocking stuffers.Just a thought. Happy Holidays!
How about a Cambot lens cap, for those private moments?
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While too big for a stocking, a Gypsy floor lamp would be pretty slick.
Frank’s spare head.
A milk carton with Dr. Erhardt’s photo on it.
A “tough” new arm made from a coat hanger.
Johnny Longtorso Amazing Spleen Upgrade Pack!
Hamdingers.
Chinderwear! You can never have too much chinderwear! Especially the kids these days, what with their facial piercings and their hula hoops and their fax machines…
I like the pepper mill idea. I was just thinking I wish I had Tom and Crow tree ornaments.
Maybe an SOL necklace and SOL squeaky toy for my dog.
Mike, Joel, and Jonah action figures – now that underwoc (#5) mentioned Johnny Longtorso.
A Castle Forrester snow globe.
A plush Torgo doll, that plays his theme music when you squeeze him.
Master Ninja Nerf throwing stars.
A kite that looks like Ator on his glider.
Explosive buttons and badges, just like the ones worn by one of the dozen or so Kens in “Fugitive Alien”.
Wallet-sized portrait of the Master from “Manos”.
Gift certificates for Big G Burger, Clay & Lar’s Flesh Barn, or Mr. MSTie burgers on the S.O.L.
A resusa-Annie doll that looks like Mr. B Natural.
A travel-size Roadhouse board game.
A recipe book featuring MST-inspired dishes (Johnny Longbone’s stew, Luther Strickland’s hard cider made from peanuts, a dish of ice cream, sody pop, the Killer Shrew drink…).
Conversation cards for a date with my family.
An invitation to a booze-progressive weekend at Jack Taylor’s.
A homemade flute from teenage caveman to play your favorite Christmas songs on.
I’ve got a pretty big stocking, so I still want to decide who lives and who dies.
Dr. Carlo Lombardi Doll
Tom Servo gumball machine. HELLO!
A gift card for Torgo’s Pizza, obviously.
Articulate arms for Servo.
A CD that plays the Danger!! Death Ray theme over and over and over and over and…….
Some bathtub toys from the same movie
Some dead(ly) bees
A can of Schlitz, for the “mature” man on your list
Toys from an Unhappy Meal (in fact, how about the entire meal).
I love the idea of Tom and Crow (and Gypsy) Christmas tree ornaments! I’ve always wanted a silver MST spaghetti ball key chain. The SOL dog chew toy is brilliant! Maybe with all the success of the Kickstarter we have a chance of getting some fun merchandise produced :-)
Have a Monster A-Go-Go-themed Christmas by giving everyone empty packages. You see, there was no present.
Oh, some of those tragic moments figurines would be ideal.
An Interocitor to heat my hot cocoa. “Ruuuuuth! Would you care for some Swiss Miss?”
Feet.
Or maybe your own tiny little person from PHANTOM PLANET.
Or a brain in a pan flanked with green Jello.
Or, if you’re a gorilla, a nice diaper and a tutu…
criminally expensive mst3k themed Pandora charm bracelet…[swoon] “He went to Torgo’s.”
For Me? …
I would like to be able to go back to 1993 when I first heard about and watched my first MST3K. It was “The Wild Wild World of Batwoman”. Turgid sound, unseeable scenes, but I was hooked! The joys of “Day The Earth Froze”, “Boggy Creek II” were still to come, fresh and unpredictable. Santa, that would be sublime.
“That’s an odd taste.“
Jonah Longtorso! This has to happen!
A Twin Screw Universal Controller from ‘Fire Maidens Of Outer Space’. I’d like to be able to turn on my stove, change channels on my TV and alter reality to my needs using one nifty device.
the Sampo would be good.
also would like what santa was smoking in his pipe in SCCTM.
Stoplight Candy.
A gift certificate for a stationary store.
I want that “I’ll get it” knick-knack from I think the Human Duplicators.
I’d like a gift card to the nice old guy’s diner in I Accuse My Parents, so I can enjoy a tasty hamburger sammich with a french-fried potato garnish, of course inside a Christmas card (if that’s okay).
First thing that came to mind was a Nanite. And yeah, Nanites would be kind of awesome. Keep the place clean, fix your hair for you in crazy ways, what’s not to love?
The Frank Sinatra chess set or one of Punt Speedchunk’s many names.
My little sisters raisin collection.
Also, is the Dr. Carlo Lombardi doll an original, you know, with the authentic stickiness?
I don’t want it if it’s not sticky.
A kantele, in case you need to put some trolls, or an audience, to sleep.
A bottle of eye drops — indispensable for watching gratuitous underwear scenes.
A handful of green-glowing soul rings. You know, just in case.
Pinking shears!
Or my own Goosio puppet.
An oblique Dethklok reference?
A great stocking stuffer would be a set of dice made from EricJ’s knuckle bones, because without fingers, he could no longer post.
The Button –
I would never push it.
Merry MSTmas Too All !
how about some springs.
I would like a 1:1 scale model of the SOL.
I have very large stockings.
How about a paid scholarship to the “Old School” as featured in Ring of Terror. With a short period of eligibility, of course.
I’d like a universal dual lever that can alter reality which I think was featured in Fire Maidens of Outer Space.
How about a bottle of Joe Don Baker Baby Oil??