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Weekend Discussion Thread: MST3K-Inspired MealsAlert reader Charles suggests:
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I prefer a nice stew, made from corn, chilies, green peppers….*sigh* onions…..
Rowsdower Beer..It’s like tasting the sun!
I’d invite my friends and family over for a smorgasbord of KLACK products.
Leather Pancakes with Dicey Cocoa Stumps.
Creamy Clotted Palm spread on Horsey Biscuits.
Sir Cheddar Snack-A-Lots.
Salamander Fingerwiches.
Creamy Crust Puppies.
Taco Mince Meat Relish Parfait served in a Tulip Glass.
Skin Mittens with Gamey Forced Meat Stuffing.
Polynesian Cheese Devils.
KLACK Hanger-Crafted Cobra Coils.
Cooter Cakes with incredible, edible Phlegm.
Festive KLACK-Wrapped Kitty Centerpiece.
Gut Loaf Whistle Pie.
Gold Roasted Mutant Hell-Beast stuffed with Flesh-Button Dressing, Saladoos, Cooter Croutons and Grandmother Earlobes.
Chode Balls.
Mugs of Holiday Swill.
I don’t think they’ll be my friends and family very long.
For breakfast, some Joe Don Baker Damn Donuts from “Final Justice”.
For lunch, something light. How about a Sampo Space Sandwich? The bread is made from flour and salt from the Sampo and the meat is some of Crow’s mystery meatloaf from “Deadly Mantis”.
For dinner, Roasted Duck. No, not just any duck; the HUGE one from “Village of the Giants”. Oh, and this is being served at Nastya and Ivan’s wedding party where we eat wedding cake and party the night away!
How about some Dancin’ Soup from The Wild Wild Restaurant from Batwoman. One bowl, and it’s a rave party in no time.
Or Coleman Francis Coffee, where it’s the worst part of wakin’ up.
Torgo’s Pizza!!
Complete with beverage and really, really crazy bread. Don’t forget to tip the driver, especially if you are a brunette mom type.
Come to John Agar’s Place, where the gillman will serve you a variety of fish. Make sure to give him a good tip or he might throw you against a tree. You can also order the Mole People Special of goat stew and mushrooms. Don’t send any of the food back or Agar might shock you with a cattle prod.
Waffles.
i’d invite Gamera over and whammo! a ready to eat buffet in it’s own serving dish! he is full of meat after all. maybe as an appetizer some frog legs from ‘Cliff Weismeyer’s’ hoppin’ little joint from RZC.
David Mello – Coleman Francis Coffee, where it’s the worst part of wakin’ up.
Very nicely done, except now I have that jingle in my head with your lyrics!
Have a cup of coffee with the gang from Red Zone Cuba. Great with beans, to have when you’re throwing an old man down a well, or dining with Mrs. Jastin and her simmered sauce. Don’t forget the Tiramisu for dessert.
SPACOM on Hamdingers.
French fried potatoes, anyone?
You can start off with a nice steaming bowl of California Cornucopia Vegetable Jubilee soup.
Cave Dweller Steak Tartare served by invisible waiters sounds good.
Try the Merlin Chop. Half a pound of Merlin served with steak fries, vegetable of the day and a quick dessert.
Any bowl of soup would have to be served with Incredible Melting Crackers, or you’ll never hear the end of it from Doctor Ted Nelson.
“Dish of ice cream”?–Don’t tempt me!
Can’t I just pound Budweisers like the guy from Devil Fish?
Wait, that would mean I’d be drinking Budweiser. Never mind.
Maybe just some popcorn instead.
For a quick and easy snack, there’s strawberry cereal cubes, plus dehydrated soup and chicken. Just like the astronauts eat!
And top it off with “quiet pills”, just like the astronauts eat (when they’re trying not to die of suffocation)!
I’ll go for some tacos at Eat (from Girl in Gold Boots), deep fried and slathered in SPACOM with a bottle of cider I hope is suppose to have peanuts. Then probably chase it with a bottle or two of antacid.
For good eatin’ drop by Al Frazier’s Restaurant. No need to bring a gun if you’re broke. Al will give you credit (he never loses by doing so ?????????????????). Have a nice hamburger sammich with potato garnish. Repay him by working at a nearby truck farm and bring him discarded carrots, lettuce, etc. Or have relatives visiting a farm for the summer smuggle some of Farmer Jim’s yummy ham dinners (but make sure they don’t talk during Jim’s fundamentalist preaching during dinner). No time for a sitdown meal? Then pick up a hamburger sammich and it’s pedal to the metal to beat Monty to Messina.
Soup and dessert? No problem. Have Mitchell entertain by peeling oranges and doing his hilarious party trick of popping open sixpacks with his toes (always a hit with the ladies). But arrive early to get some of the butler’s famous, if limited in quantity) soup (said to be the inspiration for the Soup Nazi’s creations).
Potatoes – lots and lots of potatoes.
The Max Keller dinner bonanza (two halibuts, two baked potatoes, two beers, two apple pies with ice cream and a pot of coffee.)
Turtle soup since Gamera is full of meat
Since I just watched Hamlet this week (I’m in the minority who like this film), I can only think of Dane Kabobs.
on a ‘Zigra’ motif, i’d have myself an all i can eat fish fry. fish as far as the eye can see all for me (so don’t give me some wacky story about your hotel being full of soldiers and Shamu and the Canadian seals can all go to hell!)
continuing on, the plates full of fish would be served by a lovely young Japanese woman in a disturbingly short red skirt. the only pause on my feast occurs when a frantic young Japanese woman, who happened to have her bikini stolen while hyp-mo-tized, calls me up asking for a ride. i run out quickly and……um……i..need to go sit down over there for a moment.
Ham. I Love It!
I like coffee.
Question: Would the soup be a biped?
Everybody is coming up with great suggestions, while I’m just sitting here getting fat on Flavo-Fibes!
Or even Martian chocolate-ice-cream pills!
(Although I prefer the CT version:
Santa: “You know, I’ll bet when a Martian gets a headache, he doesn’t take aspirin, he takes chocolate ice cream!”
Mary Jo: “…And then gets an ice-cream headache, which pretty much defeats the purpose.”)
I’m feeling lazy so I think I’ll just head down to the pub. “Ah, the pub — warm beer, boiled meat, and old guys.” — The Deadly Bees
I trust Ortega and whatever he decides to make.
@7:
The Mole People – they’re the ones that make that nice Mexican sauce…
A snack for between any of these meals? Try MSTM&Ms – they incredibly melt in your mouth, not in your hands of fate.
Potatoes are what we eat!
I don’t have a full meal in mind or anything, but I’ll take this as a good opportunity to ask an honest question I’ve wondered about for a while now. How many people after having just watched Squirm have thought about trying an egg cream? Have you actually tried it, and was it worth it? I can’t help but imagine it must taste pretty watered down.
Oh no, no, no!!!! Oh, my heavens! …. No! No! Oh my dear heavens, no, no, no, no, no, no, no… (&c &c &c for six pages.)
For a different sort of meal start out by eating cubes of mescaline jello.
I am on a diet and don’t appreciate the not so subtle peer pressure mental sabotage going on here.
Hand me that wall poster of a giant hamburger.
Looks like zero calories to me, yet full of fiber.
Gamera vs. Guiron themed menu:
Turtle soup (of course)
Cornjob corndogs
Brains
Lightly grilled chunks of Gyaos sliced masterfully by Hibachi chef Guiron’s … er… nose?
Two “hot dishes” wrapped in tin foil ;-)
what about mother’s donuts!?!
It’s funny you should ask. Right now I have a soccer squad on the grill.
Waffles. Oh no we got movie sign!
The continental breakfast served to the Moon Man taken prisoner in Radar Men from the Moon (I can’t believe we’re trying to annilalate you. This is delicious!)
I’d attend the daytime dance party in The Creeping Terror. Nice spread, including some abandoned cocktails to down surreptitiously, perhaps a slice of slow moving monster pie afterward, assuming I don’t oblige and crawl straight into his “mouth.” Then it’s off to dance with the wild bun shaker in the gold lame pants. A full evening, um, day, then off to bed. Got to get up early and help them search for the lost boys in Beast of Yucca Flats. Randy?! Art?! Just practicing.
Go Tim! Order, buddy!
Dr.McCoy,
I don’t understand your hamburger wall poster reference. Is that from a mSt3k skit or what? (I guess you could just be acting silly there.)
Chili peppers which burn my gut (they don’t really) and of course, the nice hamburger and some French fried potatoes.
A nice weenie roast with the Space Children