If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:
The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver
Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf
My first thought:
He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank
Have at it!
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Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie CharactersThe oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:
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I’m tired of pills, send up a milkshake! #KidnappedClaus
or
No more sulfur water, please… #Stillfakingit
Santa’s second tweet about pill dinners:
“Oh hell, I’ll make my own dinner soup. Just give me some
chicken, chili, green peppers, onions, veleeta, rattlesnake…”
He tried to kill me! #Forklift
need change for fifty #sexpoodle
Tell frat boys to stop sending their keys from the past! #FaceStealer 5000
“Go ahead on!” #Goosio
@Buzz You up? #mrbnatural
Number five LOL #jokeoftheday
Tom Stewart killed me #Vi
Care? I just can’t even… #johnny #earthquakes
Trip to see dad is totes bitchen’ #Kathy #AlienLA
Anyone know a big&tall store near Griffith observatory #colGlen
BRB the women are gown wrestling #Torgo
Tony Farms is chosen one. We’re in big trouble. #Vadinho
Is there beer on the sun? Just gotta mullet over. #ROWSDOWER
I hope Paul is at this place #PaulIsYouHome #ThisIsAbsolutelyFascinating
RT if u luv fresh woodchips in yer underwear & the piercing scream of a freshman! #NotAkiller
My mother doesn’t like you. #unprovokedcopmockery
Well, I don’t like your mother. #hateskids
Why not? #IsThatCheetoDust
Why not? #CanIshoothim
No, why not? #REPEATGAMEON
No, why not? #DamnKids
Why are your repeating what I say? #REPEAT
Why are your repeating what I say? #2canplay
I’m not. #NewTactic
Well, I’m not. #SHUTUP
You are. #WINNING
Buzz off. #QUIETKID
What? #REPEAT
What? #REPEAT
What did you say? #MakeAFatCopAngry
What did you say? #CanIShootHisBike
Did you say something? #FatCopFatCop
Did you say something? #REPEATING
You said buzz off. #ChildhoodInnocence
You’re lying through your teeth. #Boozeneedbooze
You’re lying through your teeth! #Foodinhisteeth
Buzz off, huh? #STFUKID
Buzz off! #TONIGHTONCROSSFIRE
Buzz off, kid! #MITCHELL
Steve? #Steve
“Eh, well ok. #Approved” @TheMaster420
Flag on the moon. #HowDidItGetThere?
It stinks! #betterthanbeeber
Bet my henchmen #Sampo could get 1 million RTs. RT if you love #Sampo! @FinWitch
AHAHAHAHA…. #YOU’RE STUCK HERE!
Accidentally fell in with Mob. #shoesalesman problems #essayidea #iaccuseparents @theJimmyOlson
If you are an unauthorized viewer of ‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank we are legally required to report this violation viewing the film! #MandyTechSupport
From my wife:
Come down today for a Giant Spider Invasion of savings! #Meinards
Unfulfilled giant locusts are drowning in the lake, WTF? #ConfusedChigago
And I didn’t steal no bike neither! #futurepsychcase
Great invention and fairly gullible? Be a #Gen-Cor innovator! @JKRobertson
Write it down this time. Chicken, corn, onions… *sigh* peppers. #StewRecipe
@Thong, the stew is ready! #AtorDaDestroyer
That’ll put some sukie in your dukie! Wooooo! #RidingWithDeathAnnoyingCrackers
This is where the fish live
#MelissaStrickland
Settled into Valley Lodge, but I swear the bell hop is peeping #Torgo
Should’ve stayed in shoe store inatead of getting stuck in mob #IAccuseMyParents
I’m tweeting with my mind, and my crazy fiance doesn’t suspect #JanInThePan
I’m gonna miss the Hitler Building. Thanks a lot, #SpaceChief. #NeptuneMen
I do not approve. #themaster
Eat @AlsDiner. Hamburger sammiches&fries. Drifters welcome. Closed Sun.
You’re horrible and I hope you all die!! #evilevilevil
@CMeacham “Dig this crazy mixed up plumbing!” #ThingsMyKidsWouldSay
This is where the fish tweets
ThErE Is No WaY oUt Of HeRe. It’Ll Be DaRk SoOn. ThErE Is No WaY oUt Of HeRe. #It’LlBeDaRkSoOn
Prepare to die! #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What kind of sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself? Asking for a friend
mmble mrermmbmle mrr #paperchaseguy
My nuts? #mom
Trumpy can do stupid things. #snuffleupagus
This will simplify everything! #HowFortunate
@Godzilla A Tree? #SoUnlikeYou
Robots are destroying the house! #Gumby
Lupita, no! #SantaClaus
What happened to the sun? #Annikki
Lots of things. Chicken. Corn. Green peppers. Chili. #Johnnylongbow
My room looks like a tornado hit #trumpydidmagicthings
Ladies Night at The Pullman! Hope there’s no interdimensional shenanigans this time! #cabotcabotcabot
Trouble with mob. On lam. #AccusinglyYours
Close the thread, you won. :laugh:
Think yew cin take me? Go ahead on. #ItsYourMove
my tony can sing circles around all of them. #luvstruckiris
shut up iris! #onmywayuptonyt
he don’t need no rest #stillluvutony!
i tell ya shut up iris #impeakingtonyt
get a load of that?! #gettincheesediris
um..how about we rob charlies for old time sake? #washeduptonyt
i kind like that moony guy now. #soovertony
I’M GONNA MOON U! #shotthatfatbarkeep
I regret saying it. I didn’t have the authority to make that call. #TheLakeIsntThatBig
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature… #TooLongForTwitter
A mysterious green light kept me from crashing my jet! #DrCalMeacham
Helped scare Paul. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Paul hit by moon rock. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Went to folk rock concert. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Paul not feeling well. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Paul now monster, killing people. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Paul dead, killed by Johnny. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
Chief? #mccloud
This is where the fish lives. #CARNATION ICE CREAM.