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Weekend Discussion Thread: What MSTed Movie Would You Like to Enter?Alert reader “Gobi” has a really good one:
No question: Take me to Coruba in “Outlaw of Gor.” For obvious reasons. What’s your pick? Keep those suggestions coming! 94 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: What MSTed Movie Would You Like to Enter?”Commenting at Satellite News
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Alien from LA. o/ Kathy, oh Kaaathy… o/
I’d enter the world of The Skydivers. I could hang out with all those cool parachutists, watch them in action while standing around with various random tourists (and their chickens), and then party down to the sounds of Jimmy Bryant & his band. It would be amazing.
Jack Frost for its wealth of wacky faerie tale shenanigans.
I would love to try out Commando Cody’s jet pack
Space Mutiny, of course. Change my name to Rip McStudly, run down Santa Mitchell in my wicked rad go cart, do some railing chin ups, then go try to encourage a little Bellerian “mutiny”.
Girl in Gold Boots …. just so I could order a taco.
The Final Sacrifice, but only because I think I could successfully take over Sartoris’s group and confidently defeat Zap and Troy.
The Wild Wild World of Batwoman. If Rat Fink is the worst villain the world has to offer, I think I could manage there just fine….
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. I’ll go into a film that’s already in another film. It might break the laws of something, but I don’t care!
What about shorts? I’d like to go into “The Selling Wizard” to get a new fridge, cause my current one’s busted.
Catalina Caper The perfect weather, the Scuba parties, hanging out on the beach with a babe on each arm, Little Richard all hopped up and twisting away at 78 rpms and of course the waiting arms of creepy girl.
Just leave me on Spider Island. I’ll be fine.
For the features, I’ll go with “Catalina Caper”. Sure, it’s bland as all get out, but it’s pleasant enough. And there are the…ahem, obvious reasons…
“Moon Zero Two” looks pretty cool, too, as long as I’m packing a blaster.
As for the shorts, I’ll go with “Uncle Jim’s Dairy Farm” and “A Day at the Fair”, as both remind me of my summers as a kid. I’ll also go with “Century 21 Calling”; the Seattle World’s Fair looks like a lot of fun.
Not really MST, but I really would love to drive that awesome fire truck the Ice Cream Bunny has.
I’d like to doppel myself into “I Accuse My Parents.” This time, stay in school, really work on my essay skills. Part time job sellin’ shoes, weekends at Jack Taylor’s, birthday cash waiting for me every tuesday, maybe do an intervention with the folks, get Al to help me. Sundays at church, and do some fishin’ in the summer, and walks on fine days. Yessiree, not to mention the hamburger sammiches and french-fried potatoes!
A Date With Your Family – ’cause I’m hungry.
the world of ‘Fugitive Alien’ for me. finally some place where i could prance about in shiny pleather and a blonde wig without being judged. and if they did i can always… try to kill them with a forkliiiift!
The Projected Man so I could both convince Lembach to stay and Sheila to stay in her underwear.
I would like to go into EEGHA just for the chance to punch Arch Hall Jr in the face.
For obvious reasons, I would fly on the Bacchus 3 with Rocky, Captain Joe, Ken , Ken and Ken
Gamera vs. Guiron!
I want to fly to that planet with Achio and Tom to give that one space babe speech lessons! “Glacieeers, that’s a cold plwanet!” Nooooooooo, that’s gotta stop!
Also I would make Achio “cube” it again and force him to watch World’s Dumbest Drivers over and over to prove to him there will always be stupid people thus there will ALWAYS be traffic accidents.
BTW Robot Rump I want to like your post a thousand times. LOL!
Remmie Barrow, if you do that, you better watch out for snakes!
(I just had to say that;-) )
It depends on whether I’m feeling like the Good MSTie or the Bad MSTie. Good MSTie would, like several other posters, enter the innocent swingin’ beach world of “Catalina Caper.” No one seems to have to work or go to school or worry about money, just hang out with friends and dance and romp on the beach all day.
Bad MSTie is slithering into “The Violent Years” and hanging out with tough gals Paula, Georgia, Geraldine, and Phyllis. I want to be totally rebellious by having pajama parties and desecrating school rooms. Oh yeah.
Space Mutiny, of course, for the babes, of course! And Giant Spider Invasion, cause I’d be the smartest guy in town!
Robot Holocaust!
It’s great!
#13, don’t forget the attractions at Pirates World. Fun!
I would go to the underground world in “Alien from L.A.” That place is soooo weird. I just have to check that out, if only for the people-watching. And I could get a free facial in that bar’s restroom (?) and some really strange outfits–I could dress like every day is Halloween and not feel awkward about it. Awesome! Maybe the worm sandwiches aren’t as bad as they look.
Time Chasers. 1) Slap Nick silly for being such a doodfus truting Bob Evil.
2) Consult several scifi time travel theories and procedural ideas: Poul Anderson-
Guardians of Time serie), Andre Norton-Time Traders , Jack McDevitt-Time Travelers Never Die,
Connie Willis-Blackout and All Clear (Oxford 21st Century reseracher travel back in time
and, oopsie, get caught in the London Blitz).
3-Make it clear to avoid fashion nonos (ex. never wear two kinds of plaid).
4-When going back to the 50’s (that’s the 1950s Servo) be sure to tip Mrs. Khruschev
for cleaning the sidewalks.
5-Get a GOOD attorney before signing any time travel deals with business associates.
And)oh yeah, convert your technology from floppy disks—I mean!
More and more it seems that would be a good and beautiful thing to do.
I’d like to jump into the Puma Man outfit and dig my claws into Jane Dobson’s backside :)
Just got home and got the new MST set.
I can’t pick, but here’s a few…
-Final Justice, just so I could chase that phony monk down in a boat chase. That would be so fun!
-Phantom Planet. Mackonen (SP) would keep things interesting, and I would keep him from flying into space. And those tiny people would be cool! I don’t really know why.
-The Beatniks. They aren’t beatniks! And I could easily climb to fame if Tony could do it with hardly ANY talent to speak of.
-The Girl in Lovers’ Lane. Maybe I could, oh, I don’t know, SAVE Carrie (She’s so very!), and call Bix Dugan Big Stupid for a while. I don’t know. If I’m feeling nice, I’ll help him out. Actually, I’d help him out either way, but I’d still call him Big Stupid!
-First Spaceship on Venus- Chess with a robot? OOOOOOOOOOH! Sign me up for that! Plus the atmosphere would be cool, and maybe I could figure out what those telephone things were…
-Short: Circus On Ice. I would love to just skate out there and screw up everyone’s choreography!
I could go on and on, but, you know, I can’t take all the ideas.
It’d have to be the short, “What To Do On A Date.”
Time seemed much simpler back then…
I’ve got to go with any of the “Ruso-Finnish” films. It’ll be a life of wonder and enchantment and strange adventures and occasionally there’s going to be plates full of golden fish and maybe a mushroom will taunt me, but how is that going to be any less sensible than the life I already lead? Plus, there’s like singing roads and chipmunks that make pottery and now and then the Sun’ll just rise three hours late because some deserving adorable little girl needs to work on her socks some more. What’s not to like?
I’d go follow The Amazing Colossal Man all around Las Vegas.
My instinctive choice would be Moon Zero Two… for the obvious reasons.
Though I could probably have a pretty good time hanging out with Ator and
DongThong in Cave Dwellers, since it’s obviously pretty easy to build anything you want in that universe, including 4-wheelers, modern cities, and Raybans.I keep thinking about all these Catalina Caper mentions, but I can’t shake the notion that I’d pop into that movie wearing a Crayola hat…
But I don’t follow baseball…
Too many to pick from, but I suppose I wouldn’t mind Track of the Moonbeast so I can help Paul commit suicide.
How about entering the dream world of Clonus? I mean, sure, you’d eventually be forced to get turned on while counting backwards and then frozen, but that all happens “later on”. Up until then, you get to lead a healthy, active lifestyle, enjoy beautiful weather, and if you want to enjoy a little private time with your hot, tiny-nosed girlfriend, well, that’s relatively easy to do, too. Actually, if you want to LEAVE Clonus, that’s not all that difficult, either. And getting to hang out with Darrin from Bewitched? “Sure!”
Wait, it’s the second, unfunny Darrin.
On second thought, put me in Catalina Caper. Hanging out with 60’s beach babes and listening to Little Richard beats crotch fires anyday.
I’d step into Devil Doll if only to pull Vorelli aside to let him know his act really isn’t that “great”.
Many of the fantasy/sword & sorcery movies are appealing, but I don’t think I’d want to be in any of them. Gor is mostly a desert. The world of Ator is filled with nondescript raiders who attack villages and castles. While I very much appreciate the fact that every women in Quest of the Delta Knights is showing cleavage, I also remember that you have to pee into a skillet and then toss the pee outside. Plus there’s that “I’m cooommmiiiiiiiing,” guy.
I’d could into any of the movies from the ’50s and keep people being killed from stupid, cliched situations.
I’d like to like to into I Accuse My Parents the most. I mean, there is Kitty Reed, and that easy-going neighbor friend of Jimmy’s mom. Whatever city that is, they sure have a hell of a night life. Even the country farm themed night club was jumping.
DESIGN FOR DREAMING because I want to go to auto shows in a diaphonious gown and have a masked man in a tuxedo carry me everywhere and that instant birthday cake machine looks really neat…
Oh, and THE DEAD TALK BACK so I can hide in Mister Krassner’s lab and go “Whooo-oooo-ooo!” and scare the bejezus out of him…
No, changed my mind. I wanna go to that town where Big Stupid and his inept wallet losing loser Danny were. The hooker to available man ratio is very high, and, if a guy isn’t waiting for a bus, he is gonna get lucky. I won’t cash any $50 bills, and, not fall in love with a girl named Carrie.
The Teenagers from Outer Space so I could live rent free with narcoleptic gramps and his frisky granddaughter.
just got the new MST set and the bonus dvd
The Hercules movie that had the Festival of Uranus. I want to find out what that’s really about.
You’ve GOT to be kidding me, Pyle.
If I could only step into Creeping Terror, I could be vacuumed up inside the Carpet Monster and party with the rest of the victims (who I’m given to understand were the show’s angels, and that was the screen time they got for ponying up). Bundled up inside a dark, warm sack of Karastan with half a dozen bored lawyer’s wives in heels and beehive hairdos? Pretty much defines “fantasy” for ME, fellas.
I’d like to enter Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. That way I could dopple myself into Casablanca.
Now that I think about it I would also want to go to Kalevala just to sing “Leminkainnen, very pretty…”
That’s “Ko-Ro-Ba.”
Don’t ask me how I know. <.<
@Mark You don’t want to be doppled. You run the risk of having a future sex offender switch the routing tag on your body with someone else’s tag.
I’m torn between Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and Hobgoblins.
One one hand, a once-in-a-lifetime chance to both meet Santa himself AND get a free trip to Mars! Wonder! Whimsey! Dropo… Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
On the other, you could…get rubbed with creepy puppets.
On second thought, I’ll stick with Mars.