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Weekend Discussion Thread: Prime Vacation Spots

Alert regular Slartibartfast, maker of Fjords, suggests:

I was thinking this morning, what with vacation season coming close, what places in MSTied movies would make a good vacation spots. I was thinking of two, specifically. The first would be far side of the moon. An astronomy vacation would be much better without all that annoying atmosphere. The second would be a visit with Crenshaw to see the little creature?
What’s yours?

Thanks for asking. I’d like to visit Trollenberg Mountain from “The Crawling Eye.” I’ll keep an eye out for suspicious cloud formations…

What’s your pick?

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  1. HauntedHill says:

    After touring Eegah’s art collection, I think I’d swing by the fun amusement park in “Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living…” and enjoy the rides. :)

       9 likes

  2. Canucklehead says:

    Well, I think I’d personally have to visit the Lodge which the travellers in Manos never actually got to. It must have been an exciting place…

       5 likes

  3. Bobby says:

    That quaint town in Vermont from Time Chasers might be a good place to unplug for a weekend and finally start that copy of Moby Dick I bought in college.

       5 likes

  4. Canucklehead says:

    Oh, and I hear that somebody’s put the Satellite of Love back into orbit, and turned the Umbilicus into the world’s longest waterslide… :-)

       9 likes

  5. I would visit the New Mexico dessert and dine on traditional dishes made with chicken, corn, green peppers . . .

       16 likes

  6. porp0ise says:

    From Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, I’d save my credits for a turn as a giraffe (not as a monkey).

       8 likes

  7. SheriffJeff says:

    Summertime is Beachtime! I hear that Party Beach has a swingin’ band called the Del-Aires that play night and day and, if your girl friend is a drunken tart, something might come out of the sea and eat her! Rock music that the kids seem to like, tiny tiny swim trunks, chicks in bikinis with scarves on their heads, what more could you want from a summer vacation?

       8 likes

  8. Sitting Duck says:

    I think I’d try some bargain shopping for cursed artifacts at Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders.

       5 likes

  9. Mark Honhorst says:

    I think I’ll go on a tour of America with the clones from “The Clonus Horror”….today!

       6 likes

  10. ck says:

    Okay, if you want academic stimulation (sort of) and a relaxing
    atmosphere try Castleton in bucolic Vermont. Take in a summer
    course or two. If yo’re into time traveling you might want to
    take “Investigating the Civil War: A Place-Based Teacher Institute, Sarah Rooker, June 25 to June 29, 8:00 am to 5:00 pm, and July 30, 2012, 9:00 am to 12:00 pm, Various Historical Locations (e.g. Morrill Homestead, Strafford, VT, The American Precision Museum, Windsor, VT, Woodstock Historical Society, Woodstock, VT)”
    while a teacher tech geek might consider
    “Interactive Whiteboards, Clarena Renfrow & Kim RansomJuly 9 to July 13, 12:00 to 4:00 pm for the hands on portion; an additional 25 hours are online with assignments due July 20, 2012, Fair Haven Union High School, Room 104, Fair Haven, VT”
    or
    “iPads for the Classroom, Clarena Renfrow, Section C01-Monday, August 13, Section C02-Tuesday, August 14, & Section C03-Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, remainder of class is online, ending September 15, 2012.” Sadly, it does NOT appear that guest professor Nick Miller will
    be available this semester.

    Also enjoy the Rutland scenary, historic reenactments, thrilling
    skydiving demonstrations (the skydiving mass gramma demo is to
    die for) and there’s good, healthy eating at the supermarket. Plus
    you can get all the maple syrup you want cheap.

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  11. robniles says:

    Either the magic cloud workshop or Mars from the Santa Claus movies. I’d love to explore the weirdness of the former, spy on my enemies with the all-seeing eye thing, maybe liberate all the little stereotypes from their indentured servitude. You know, if they wanted to be liberated.

    With the latter, I’d obviously just spend my time sending Droppo off on snipe hunts that result in him getting pummeled senseless by other Martians. I’m guessing I could do that at least four or five times before he finally caught on.

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  12. Dark Grandma of Death says:

    After a nice meal at Eats, I’d visit Jim Backus’s fascist petting zoo for a tour. Then I’d go A LOT to England.

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  13. Canucklehead says:

    Actually, I would like to go on the “Coleman Francis Package Tour”. We start off with visiting a roadside stand to play with the Cayutes. Then, we travel to the local rural airport and watch the plane land. Then, finally, we’re whisked off to Cuba (New Mexico) for some frog legs a la Wesimuller and a visit with really Fidel. All travel supplied by Cherokee Jack and the Santa Fe Railway.

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  14. bigbrainbotboy says:

    I’d go to Venezuela and drive the WIDE roads to check out all the WIDE bodies of water! :car:

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  15. itsspideyman says:

    How about Seagull Island? We could meet Vicki Robbins there, take in the local pubs and compare cigarettes! She got a lot of relaxation there!

       6 likes

  16. ck says:

    #6
    Porpoise

    A word of advice. Just don’t try to go as
    a filthy, disgusting anteater.

    Now a stallion!

       7 likes

  17. "Hotcha!" says:

    I’d go visit Vi at the lighthouse.

       3 likes

  18. big61al says:

    Not trying to brag BUT…..I have been to a few places actually in the movies. Cataline Island, thankfully Tommy Kirk was not there. Diamond Head from Code name: Diamond Head and I was outside the Parliment building in London that was seen briefly in The Castle of Fu Manchu. There may be few more I just can’t recall. I’d like to visit the alter from Manos……The Master would not approve.:eek:

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  19. GizmonicTemp says:

    Per “Warrior o/t Lost World” I’d go on a Rough Roadster tour of Ohio (looking great after the apocalypse), then truck on over to St. Andrew’s for a quick nine, then blow the bejeebers out of some of man’s greatest architecture.

    Now, what to do on Day 2?…

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  20. klisch says:

    I’d take the scenic tour through beautiful Yucca Flats.

       8 likes

  21. Crow T. Robert says:

    I’m taking my whole family to see where the fish lives!

       16 likes

  22. Bobby 23-Skidoo says:

    All the woods around Rowsdower’s place. There are probably some great geocaches hidden out there.

       9 likes

  23. dan says:

    The Atlantean pleasure palace that was Fire Maidens from Outer Space. If the ladies dug the pompous jerks from the film, they’d love me.

       4 likes

  24. Murdock Hauser says:

    I’d go see if Ortega still working at the carnival.

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  25. Stoneman says:

    I’m going to the Moonfire Inn and hang out with the Hellcats, drink some beers, and listen to them talk in hopelessly outdated slang. Then we’d head out to “the park” and enjoy some outdoor games, like “Motor Pull” and “Red Rover” with a rival gang. Everything would come together when Ross Hagen says “Peace brothers. No more war. Yeah.” Or something like that.

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  26. Hollysdower says:

    I’m planning my visit to the Turd Museum as we speak!

       7 likes

  27. sol-survivor says:

    If I had about four hours I might want to take a walking tour of Chicago. Or I might find a World’s Fair somewhere and watch the phone demonstrations. It also might be fun to have Cal fly me cross-country in a taxpayer-funded jet, as long as we don’t develop a refreshing mint flavor.

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  28. Murdock Hauser says:

    After hanging out with Ortega, getting my palm read by Madame Estrella and riding a roller coaster for three hours. I would go down to Club Scum hang out with Roadrash and get drunk.

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  29. MSTie says:

    I’m with #7, SheriffJeff, in that summertime is beach time. I’d go to Catalina Island but would also time travel back to the ’60s and hang with the teens from “Catalina Caper.” We’d be partying and dancing all day long (Vietnam War? What war???), but I’d try to stay away from Creepy Girl.

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  30. Angie says:

    Several years ago my dad lived in Albuquerque, NM for a while and I went out to visit him. We were driving along one day beside the mountains and I asked him what they were called and he said they were the Sandia mountains and that we had just gone by Sandia Crest. Track of the Moon Beast is one of my top five faves and so I just burst out laughing. My dad has a good sense of humor and he laughed too after I explained why that was so funny. I had a nice time there and thankfully didn’t see any demon-lizard monsters. I didn’t get any stew either.

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  31. big daddy 320 says:

    I would love to visit Progress Island. That place looked fantastic with tons of opportunity.

       9 likes

  32. Professor Gunther says:

    Without question, the thirteenth moon of Jupiter!

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  33. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    Anybody up for a dune buggy ride? My tires are filled with water!

    And if it gets too hot, we could all head over to the Land of Dairy Queen aka planet Krankor. HA HA HA HAAAAAAH!

       9 likes

  34. snowdog says:

    I’d go where the fish lives and eat a ham sandwich (since I can, you stupid, stupid dummy).

       3 likes

  35. snowdog says:

    …and then on to the Walnut Ranch where I’d try my hand at roping one.

       5 likes

  36. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    I’d also be up for a scavenger sale or weenie roast, that is, if it’s something Kay would be interested in doing. But how do I know if it”s something she’d like?

       18 likes

  37. rocketnumbernine says:

    I’d choose the concept car show and the World of Tomorrow in “Design for Dreaming.” My masked man and I will choose five or ten retro vehicles (all on his dime of course), then we’ll drive off in a plume of mysterious fog and time-travel to our idyllic Future vacation spot (“roads? where we’re going, we won’t need roads!” ;D).

       5 likes

  38. Zee says:

    Any place that a whirlpool won’t suck up my odd floating dolphin riding-toy

       4 likes

  39. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Every year I go to the Wayne County Fair in Honesdale, PA and I always have a good time. So, I figure I’d go to the county fair from “A Day at the Fair”.

    And I’ll second going to the World’s Fair from “Century 21 Calling”. That actually looks pretty interesting.

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  40. ANGMEM says:

    Forget Sandals, I would go to the farm in “Deadly Bees”.

    Traveling through Arizona or New Mexico to find “Eat” from Girl in Gold Boots and then go to the Haunted House.

    The oceanic theme park in “Devil Fish”

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  41. Mr. B(ob) says:

    Prime Vacation Spots, that’s an easy one:
    1) The Moon. Been wanting to see it in person since I was a kid. (Rocketship X-M, Radar Men From The Moon, 12 To The Moon)
    2) Catalina. (Catalina Caper)
    3) Mars. (Rocketship X-M)
    4) Bronson Canyon. Its natural beauty is featured in many films.
    5) Italy. Many MSTed films shot there. (Danger! Death Ray, Operation Kid Brother, Diabolik, Secret Agent Super Dragon, etc.)
    6) Tokyo. Why should Godzilla and Gamera have all the fun?
    7) Greece. I want to meet Heracles (Hercules) and see the ruins.

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  42. Dark Grandma of Death says:

    Angie @#30, all our demon-lizard monsters are usually turned into burritos, not stew, which explains not experiencing either while you were here. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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  43. bobhoncho says:

    I am going to have to say beautiful Santa Catalina Island as well. But I would time travel to the mid or late 70s for it, just so I can have fun dancing to some disco and not be embarrassed!

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  44. Bob (NotThatBob) says:

    I want to go to Valley Loogie.

       2 likes

  45. Bob (NotThatBob) says:

    Or get my palm read and spend the day at the Incredibly Strange Carnival! Of course I’d be sure to get my Schick into shape, ’cause when traveling I like to be clean shaven and make a good impression wherever I go.

       6 likes

  46. Stressfactor says:

    I’d visit

    Scenic San Lorenzo for the Milling Around Festival!

    I’d also make sure I’d stay for the closing steak fight.

       2 likes

  47. Farmland says:

    I always thought the Special Agent: Super Dragon made Amsterdam look nice.

    Oh, and seconded on Progress Island as long as Groovy Clothes is still open.

       2 likes

  48. EricJ says:

    I wanna go wander around the Canadian World’s Fair! :(

    (I’d already been to two of them, but was too young to remember the first one, and the entire fair didn’t go out of their way to entertain me personally.)

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  49. ck says:

    #47

    Nay! Amsterdam does look good but how about swinging ’60s London
    (unless you’d rather go to a dreary bee infested island for a
    holiday).

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  50. ck says:

    A word to the wise: you might want to stay away from islands.
    There’s six (VI) on Tormented tormenting Richard Carlson, the
    Killer Shrews killing Festus, Bloodlust isle killing just about
    everybody, The Deadly Bees killing your joy of life, even Catalina
    has Tommy Kirk and Lyle Waggoner (although there are compensations).
    Oh, where are you, Creepy Girl?

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