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Weekend Discussion Thread: Monster vs. MonsterAlert reader Dave writes:
I for one would like to see a giant leach take on a slime person. What bout would you like to see? 114 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Monster vs. Monster”Commenting at Satellite News
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Joe Don Baker vs. Bruno VeSota!
Joe Don Baker vs. The Creeping Terror
An eye creature vs.the creature from “Blood Waters of Dr.Z.” :yes: :yes:
The Beast of Yacca Flats vs The Blood Beast.
The Zombie from Zombie Nightmare vs The Alien Monster Teen from Laser Blast.
Pitch vs. Mr. B Natural! It would be a dancy prancy bout of mayhem to the death with plenty of flitting and gadding about!
Trumpy (he can do magic) vs. Werrwolf
(As to the battle itself? IT STINKS)!
And for a variation:
Evil Crow vs. Tom’s gramma (the evil one)
Oh, and a rematch:
Pitch vs. Santa Claus. Pitch demands a best out
of three match.
Cage match between Henry Silva and John Phillip Law.
Phantom of Krankor’s giant monster bodyguard vs Godzilla.
Sleazy Sidekick Action with Torgo vs. Ortega.
Crenshaw v Eegah:
Round 1: verbal debate on the Greek austerity crisis.
Round 2: body odor/outerwear competition.
Round 3, tiebreaker: fire against stick in a battle to complete confusion!
(Hey, their names even rhyme – I’ll get Don King on the
phone right away!)
Deadly Mantis vs The Black Scorpion!
Also, if we count villains, Krankor vs Voldar. They both have a laugh that was used as the stinger for their respective episodes.
The Horrors from Party Beach vs Joe Don would be hilarious, because Joe would obviously go for the hotdogs in their mouths.
Eegah Vs. The Brute Man!
Or better yet, the Beast of Yucca Flats vs Eegah in a fight for control of the desert! WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!
Instead of the WWE it’ll be a MST tag team match.
J.K. Robertson and Kalgan vs. Ro-Man and Voldar.
Special guest referee, Thor. Time for “torcha”!
Mitchell vs Thomas Jefferson Geronimo…c’mon, you know you wanna see it.
Droppo of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians versus Heathcliff from Wild Wild World of Batwoman. Imagine the horror.
In a very slow moving fight with a lot of self scratching, it’ll be Torgo against Lobo.
Moon Beast vs. War-wilf: Only one Paul will come out alive.
The Solarite from Phantom Planet vs The Monster from Monster A Go Go.
The Hobgoblins (Franky, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw) vs. Puma Man.
The Warriors from Hell vs the Killer Shrews… Only one can claim the snot meat
Amazing colossal man vs Godzilla (or Gamera)
Vorelli vs Fu Manchu in a bore-off
Head (The Brain that Wouldn’t Die) vs head (The Thing that Couldn’t Die)
#19 – The Solarite would win by default since there was no monster.
#22 – How about a head to head to head match? The Brain that Wouldn’t Die vs. The Thing that Couldn’t Die vs. Vi from Tormented.
Thanks for using my idea (that’s my real name up there) and I just have to laugh at how JDB and Mr. B are considered monsters in the thread.
Also forgot to mention that the original idea would be no contest: Gamera would win in a heartbeat.
The Gargon (aka lobster) from “Teenagers from Outer Space” vs. the title critter from “The Giant Gila Monster,” in a no-holds-barred battle of what are actually normal-sized boring animals. While they’re fighting, I’m going to sing whenever I sing whenever I sing.
Epic Battle of the Bulge: Joe Don Baker vs. Lobo
How about Eegha vs Lobo?
The Teenage Werewolf vs. Paul the Warwilf.
Michael Landon wins by KO in the first round.
Lobo vs. Lobo.
Eegah vs. Torgo, whoever gropes the most women.
Mincing tag-team death match! Mr. B and Droppo vs. Pitch and the satan character from the bread short. Haven’t seen that one for awhile, sorry, can’t remember a name.
The Venusian Vegetable Monster (It Conquered The World) VS The Truck Farmers
How about the bats from It Lives By Night against the flying-things from It Conquered the World. Great air show!
Smoothie of Great Power: I know you wanted this to be a monster mash, but I hope you don’t mind choices involving evil vs. evil, or lackey vs. lackey.
1. The Aztec Mummy vs. Zombie Nightmare.
2. J.C. from “Sidehackers” vs. Leo from “Girl in Gold Boots”.
3. Godzilla vs. Gorgo.
4. The female gangster trio from “Swamp Diamonds” vs. the bad girls from “The Violent Years”.
5. Mafushka from “Jack Frost” vs. Gloria from “The Sinister Urge”.
Cool thread. Can’t wait to see more.
Eegah vs Jack Perkins (Round 1: bare knuckle competition; Round 2: long, rambling anecdotes)
and/or
Beast of Yucca Flats vs Lobo (an All-Tor Event!)
Godzilla vs. Gamera
Lobo vs. Lobo
The Beast of Yucca Flats vs. Ro-Man
Manos vs. Monster A Go Go
Eegah vs. Kolos from the Human Duplicators
The Amazing Colossal Man vs the Moon Men (rock monsters)
The Crawling Eye vs It Conquered the World
The Giant Gila Monster vs King Dinosaur
Gigan and Megalon vs the Black Scorpion(s)
Gorgo vs Barugon
Teenage Werewolf vs. The Monster from the Mad Monster
Giant Leeches vs the The Eye Creatures
Jet Jaguar vs the Robot in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
The The Eye Creatures vs. The Crawling Eye, to see who can wink the other to death.
Robot Monster vs The Saber Tooth Gorilla from “Hercules against the Moonmen.”
Sam the Keeper vs. Santa Claus. They could have a beard off.
In an epic Russo-Finnish battle it’s A Bag of Homer Simpsons Vs. The Wind Demon! Just don’t let them eat crackers first.
It’s hell in a cell when the Projected Man, the Warwilf and the Moon Beast open with a three-way cage match! Three Pauls enter, one Paul leaves!
Crawling Eye vs. The Crawling Hand. For some sort of crawling championship of the world.
I’d like to settle which is more inept: the Neptune Men and their break-dancing task chairs v. the chicken men of Krankor and their tiny whippers. If I had to, I suppose I’d put $100 on the Neptune Men at five to seven.
Rowsdower vs Mitchell.
THE AMAZING TRANSPARENT MAN vs. Sam Casey- they could have an inviso contest.
The cast of “Days of our years” vs. “Last Clear Chance” to see who could make the biggest buckets of brothers- yuck.
Death match between the robot from Santa Claus conquers the Martians and the big head robot from the Phantom creeps.:rotfl:
Monster Bug Wars:
The Deadly Mantis vs. the locusts from Beginning of the End.
The Deadly Mantis vs. The Black Scorpion.
The Deadly Bees vs. the worms from Squirm (not technically bugs, but close enough).
Big Boy Battle:
Glen Manning vs. Glen Manning (two different actors)
Dueling Factions:
The Slime People vs. the monsters from Horror at Party Beach
The Atlantis army from Undersea Kingdom vs. Reddick and the moon men from Commando Cody.
Girl Fight:
The Terror from the Year 5000 vs. The She Creature. Radiation vs. sheer brute strength.
Something for everybody.
The titular Spider from “Earth vs. The Spider” vs the spider that eats with it’s butt in “The Giant Spider Invasion”. The winner takes on the giant snake made out of velour in the pit in “Cave Dwellers”
Speaking of “Cave Dwellers”, the John Saxon Guy with the Bird Helmet vs Queen What’s-Her-Name from “Outlaw” in a scenery chewing contest.
Monsters from Horror of Party Beach vs. The Eye Creatures
also the head from The Thing that Couldn’t Die vs. Jan in the pan from The Brain that wouldn’t die