If you could pair up any two characters from two different MSTed movies, who would they be and why? Wouldn’t have to be limited to boy-girl romantic couples but that would be my first thought. I would pair up Paula from “The Violent Years” and Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents.” These two delinquents could whine endlessly to each other about how they have too much money & privilege and that their parents ignore them, naturally leading to a life of crime.
I think Eegah and the She Creature might get along pretty well…shtemlo!
What’s your pick?
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I would take the Lee Van Cleef, who played Dr. Tom Anderson in “It Conquered The World”, and transport him into the future, showing him his later self, as The Master, from “Master Ninja I” & “Master Ninja II” (if the first one wasn’t enough) so he could re-think some of the decisions he made during his acting career. Specifically this: Don’t get in acting cahoots with Timothy Van Patten!!!
(But I thank him for the choices since Master Ninja I & II are two of my favorite episodes, so I guess I would end up not stepping on that bug that alters history).
Commando Cody of Radar Men from the Moon could give flying lessons to Tony Farms of Puma Man so he won’t fly like an idiot (the secret is self-inflicted nipple twists).
Dr. Lorenz of The Corpse Vanishes could provide his youth treatment to Mrs. March of The Atomic Brain.
And how about the ultimate kaiju bout with Godzilla and Gamera.
Mitchell and Rowsdower. They could probably have their own reality show.
Glen Manning from “Amazing Colossal Man” (NOT “War of the Colossal Beast”) and giant Jet Jaguar from “Godzilla vs. Megalon”. That gives you a new cop show for next fall, as Glen and his robot sidekick investigate really BIG crimes. And if they’d ever MSTed “Attack of the 50 ft. Woman”, they’d have Glen’s love interest.
Mike Pipper and the “Shine Your Love” girl from Angel’s Revenge in a rom-com
Kathy Ireland as one of Manos’ wives.
Dropo and the scientist from “Batwoman” could have a vaudeville show. Throw in Sid Melton for extra “yuks”.
Valaria from Robot Holocaust and Max Keller from Master Ninja for a soft porn movie. Why? It wouldn’t matter what they would say.
I’d like to see Queen Lara of Outlaw have a Meet Cute with Deathstalker. How great would it be for her to call him a “disgusting woooorm!”?
Also wouldn’t mind seeing Tony Cardoza in his Skydivers role team up with the guy who plays Merlin (from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders) in a buddy cop/private detective sort of role. Actually, I might pay good money for that!
The Torgo and Ortega detective agency. Torgo would be the brains of the outfit, and Ortega the wacky sidekick always getting them into trouble.
Personally, I’d like to see Glenn Manning beat the crap out of the teenagers from Village Of The Giants for being such obnoxious brats.
Wow, I am really looking forward to what the posting gang here comes up for this one! Great idea! Son of Bobo @3, that is a great pairing.
Me (and you can excoriate me for it, but try to forgive me), I am going way out of the box and pairing Buffalo Bill and Easy Rider from “Riding With Death” with the “girls” from “Angels’ Revenge”. Yeah, I probably shouldn’t admit I’ve watched “Dumb and Dumber” a couple of times (hey, people can change, you know?), but I think it could be a lot like the end result of when the bus full of sexy women stops to offer them a “ride”, and the boys blow it. It could be a combination that results in a “Police Academy” of secret agents/crimefighters!
OK, I’ll stop now. Can’t wait to see what you all come up with!
Mitchell and Beverly Garland from Gunslinger as a crime-fighting duo with subplot humor about her trying to put him on diet all the time. Slogan: She takes a bite out of crime while he takes a bite out of everything!
How about the three guys who played Hercules plus Colossus, in some weird pseudo-mythological beatdown fest? Would there be enough skin bronzer, or enough scantily-clad nymphs/queens/peasants/director’s girlfriends?
I’d pair up Secret Agent Super Dragon with the Agent from H.A.R.M to create the smarmiest super-secret spy syndicate EVER!
Male-male: Any (or all) of the Herculeses and Colossus/Maciste (sans headhunters). A steroid-injecting, protein-shake-swilling, two-fisted manly bromance!
Female-female: Sybil from the Magic Sword and Truckartist’ wife from Deathstalker. You KNOW classy Estelle would fry her in no time flat.
Male-female: Mila from cave Dwellers and Deathstalker (again). Just think of hundreds of direct-to-DVD adventure possibilities!
Jan-in-the-Pan and the disembodied head from “Tormented”. You could just sit ’em on the table for hours and let them plot their ultimate revenge!
I’d give Cherokee Jack a job at the Time Chaser’s airport – he could fly tourists back in time to the Bay of Pigs, all the while announcing “I’m Cherokee Jack.” I mentioned once before a long time ago that I’d like to give Hamlet the Screeming Skull to liven up his “Alas Poor Yorik” speech – I stand by that pairing. And I’d get Jan-in-the-Pan together with the Crawling Hand to help carry her purse, apply her make-up and run errands for her.
Oooh – and I’d give Lupita the Devil Doll so her other gigantic dolly doesn’t get lonely.
How about Gorgo’s Mom vs. Lassie?
Oh wait, even better: Godzilla marries Gorgo’s Mom.
They spend the entire movie arguing which city to destroy during the honeymoon.
And Godzilla gets bugged ’cause Gorgo wants to come along with them.
The G3: Godzilla, Gamera and Gorgo. What a summit!
I’d marry the Creature from the Black Lagoon to the She Creature, in a lovely June ceremony. Within a few months they could have little tadpoles…
The Human Robot with Tor from Santa Conquers the Martians.
Queen Selena from Hercules Against the Moon Men with Queen Lara from Outlaw, you know, a bitchfest.
The Incredible Melting Man, the Indestructible Man and the Transparent Man could make a good anti hero trio, something like the Suicide Squad.
The Crawling Eye and the Crawling Hand, that match was made in B-movie Heaven!
Prossor and Calgan, who will be the first to betray?
Professor Ben Murphy with Agent Ben Murphy, cuz only Ben Murphy can mate with Ben Murphy, that’s what being Ben Murphy is all about.
I think Torgo and Ortega would get along quite well…they could meet at some bar and complain about their jobs for hours on end.
I’d like to set up Elaine from Horror of Party Beach and Tony Cardoza in Skydivers on a date. They would make a really cute couple. Can’t you just imagine the riveting dinner conversation? Coffee?
The Creeping Terror and Mitchell at an all you can eat buffet!
pairing, not characters, but crowds. How about pairing the dance crowd on the beach in Catalina Caper, episode 204 with the dance crowd inside in The Creeping Terror, epidode 606?
One wild and crazy and half-naked, the other submissive, boring, and modestly covered. Then we could have a dance party we can all be proud of. *hit it, boys* *teenagers boogie*
Fashion means Coogan! from the Space Children and any of the Teenagers from Outer Space. Why? Because of they could start a apparel line combining womany clothes for men and duct tape as an accent. And the blind prophet from Hercules and the Captive Women could be yhe spokesman “in fact apparel is half off this week”
Torgo and Mickey from the Screaming Skull. They take care of your place while the Master is away! Mickey also does light gardening.
Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo the III and Beverly Garland. She shoots the bad guys, he eats them.
Commando Cody and Rocky Jones there could be soo many space adventures
Always wanted to be a fly on the wall when Valeria meets Troxartes.
And we all want to see Godzilla vs Gamera. c’mon!
Mikey from Teenage Strangler and Troy from The Final Sacrifice and it with be sponsered by the Stridex Medicated Pad Hour.
Hey, thanks for picking my idea! I may be a regular here, but I’m not “alert” until at least my second cup of coffee (or second glass of wine, depending on the time of day).
Some of these pairings are cracking me up: Torgo & Ortega (Ortorgo?), Mitchell & Rowsdower, Secret Agent Super Dragon & the Agent from H.A.R.M. :-D
OK, pushing the bounds of the topic here, but how about this:
JC from Sidehackers
Rose from Swamp Diamonds
Moon from The Beatniks
Bela Lugosi from The Corpse Vanishes
As the new Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer…
Ro-Man VS The Beast of Yucca Flats, 2 enter the cave, only 1 will leave!
#35: Moon would be Kramer.
The Big spider that’s really a dressed up VW from “Giant Spider Invasion” to the Spider from “Horrors of Spider Island” AND the big spider from “Earth vs. the Spider.” It’s a three some of spider Mayhem.
Eegah to Robert Vaugn in “Teenage Cavemen.” I’m sure a fight with Eegah would muss that too sweet perfect hair Robert had.
I’m sure this has probably been said alot, but hey….
Why not Gamera and Godzilla? Have those two fight! XD
@#35:
I can just picture Jason Alexander busting out an enormous “MY OWN FLESH I DON’T LOVE BETTAH!”
Now, if we could bring characters from the same movie together, I’d put Lord Vultare in a room with Beydool, and bring the narrator in to broker a peace between them.
Because if David Warner can’t help David Warner get along with David Warner, then what hope is there for any of us?
I can’t come up with anything better than #7, Valeria and Max Keller. That’s brilliant. I’m cracking up just picturing their scenes together.
David Ryder from Space Mutiny in a floor waxer go cart thingie vs. MEGAWEAPON from Warrior of the Lost World! I would love to see it when they collide.
I’d like to give Max Keller’s hampster to the cat-brained lady from “The Atomic Brain.”
A buddy cop movie with Megaweapon and the Aztec robot
working as time cops to prevent Time Chaser’s Bob Evil II’s
(rememebr they have a spare) plots to change the future.
I’d also love to thrill to the sweeping romance between the evil Doctor Z and Creepy Girl.
A heavyweight romance between Biff Hardcheese (Space Mutiny)
and Babs (Spider island). Perhaps not overly intelligent offspring
but would make great exercise videos.
…and the sweeping romance between Donald Pleasance and Tor Johnson – well, maybe not romance, but I’d watch them together in a cooking show, perhaps filling the void left after the departure of the “Two Fat Ladies” cooking show.
how about Tor Johnson and Dropo
Tough loners Ross Hagen and Steve Alaimo are forced to team up and infiltrate a notorious biker gang!