Here are my top ten, in episode order:
• 312- GAMERA VS. GUIRON: Gaos gets carved into cold cuts. Weird and hideous.
• 405- BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET: T.A. puts his hand in Egyptian hand killing junk–Effective makeup, effectively icky.
• 418- ATTACK OF THE THE EYE CREATURES: Any scene with two leering peepers–Ugh!
• 506- EEGAH!: the shaving scene–The horrible giant tongue puts it over the top.
• 512- MITCHELL: the love scene–I often wonder if the filmmakers were trying for sexy or nauseating?
• 513- THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE: Zippy disarms the doctor–Probably the most splatter of any MSTed movie.
• 704- THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN: the ear on the bush–effective, drippy Rick Baker makeup, brings out the “eww!” factor.
• 812- THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES: any scene with Ortega–He just looks nasty is what I’m sayin’.
• 1003- MERLIN’S SHOP OF MYSTICAL WONDERS: any shot of Borgnine’s giant midsection–It’s got a mind of its own!
• 1012- SQUIRM: the first time the worms overwhelm a character–I give them credit, that is genuinely creepy.
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Prince of Space – When we discover, in nauseating detail, that the Chicken Men of Krankor are wearing absolutely nothing in the way of underwear.
Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues.
We all know why.
I’ve only seen mostly the CC eps on home video and all the SF shows on TV. So here’s what I remember off hand. Nothing overly gross I can recall from Joel’s eps on video.
513:The Brain That Wouldn’t Die – When the monster rips out the neck of the doctor.
516:Alien From LA – The midget with the long eyelashes.
M01:This Island Earth – The bloody looking veins on the giant bug toward the end.
907:Hobgoblins – Probably the whore and her boyfriend in the rockin’ van.
1003:Merlin’s Shop Of Mystical Wonders – Demon kitty attacks Stuart Gilbreath IV….OOPS, sorry, I mean the jerky journalist.
1006:Boogy Creek 2 – The hillbilly hitting on the college girl. “That’s a man’s kind of woman”
1010:It Lives By Night – The moment we all figure out the only possible way the wife became a “bat”.
1012:Squirm – I’d say most scenes with the worms.
probably a bit off topic but-
FC1:Hollywood After Dark – ALL scenes with Rue stripping.
CT1:The Oozing Skull – The Brain surgery.
Oh here’s a subject that will unleash nothing but nightmare fuel!
I’m surprised nobody has mentioned any of the ladies from Space Mutiny. It was like the female version of Prince of Space (She’s got an armadillo in her trousers) and the sweet-sexy-senior-citizen as the love interest in the movie? Oh, Brick.
I think every low budget movie has a disturbing, offensive, or just twisted moment.
But I have one to beat them all:
Rowsdower. Canada’s answer to Mitchell.
Suggestion for next thread: The top “What the !@#$” moments in a movie. Monents that were so weird, or surreal, they just stand out. (Perhaps with a less salty title though, I’m a potty mouth)
*Bloodlust, where Jondor is throwing body parts into the tub, is on the grotesque side.
*Hellcats, all the party/orgy scenes; what with all the beer and bodily fluids being exchanged, you just know it’s got to be really sticky. Squick!
*Incredible Melting Man, the monster throwing himself up at the end. “I hate it when dogs explode!” Indeed.
*The Beast of Yucca Flats, the INCREDIBLY disturbing moment at the beginning of the movie, with suggestions of necrophilia. The later scenes with Tor toting the woman around, occasionally stopping to paw at her, are pretty icky too.
K09- PHASE IV
The scene where the ants are getting crushed and their innards are squirting out in slow motion. Joel, Josh and Trace sound like they are sincerely revolted by such unnecessary graphic carnage. Many, MANY ants were harmed in the making of that film.
Trumpy’s hatching scene from Pod People: “Creamy living center”
Some other moments:
209- The Hellcats: the party scenes in the bar. Lots of loathsomeness.
319- War of the Colossal Beast: for one thing, there’s Glenn’s deformed face. For another, you have Mr. B. Natural dancing in a certifiable manner in the short.
320- The Unearthly: not only do we have the least appetizing chicken in cinema history (thanks to the “Appreciating Your Parents” short), but we also have a dungeon full of hairy mutants AND the beef-jerky-faced woman.
405- Being From Another Planet: the administrator holding his gooey, charred hand.
409- The Indestructible Man: scabby shots of Lon Chaney Jr.
418- Attack of the the Eye Creatures: oily sweaterdress guy gadding about.
423- Bride of the Monster: the freaky (and disjointed) closeups of Bela Lugosi at the end.
424- Manos: The Hands of Fate: the whole damn thing.
506- Eegah: Eegah’s family and Arch Hall Jr’s face.
512- Mitchell: “Who would want to DO this with Mitchell, Joel?”
513- The Brain That Wouldn’t Die: the bad McNugget that the monster spits out.
518- The Atomic Brain: Anita chowing down on a mouse, plus that one shot of the eye in the dish.
521- Santa Claus: the laughing reindeer from Hell.
607- Bloodlust: the room with the tub that adoptadog mentioned in post #5.
609- The Skydivers: the effects of wind resistance on that one diver’s face.
806- The Undead: the thought of Scroop’s head in the roll basket, not to mention the breakdancing imp.
810- The Giant Spider Invasion: the back-brace scene and the shot of the oozy spider getting toasted at the end.
812- The Incredibly Strange Creatures: Ortega. It’s all about Ortega.
813- Jack Frost: the witch seducing the bandits towards the end as she promises to “reward them all.”
820- Space Mutiny: Commander Santa Claus putting the moves on a Bellarian.
910- The Final Sacrifice: crazy hermit Mark Pipper being a crazy hermit.
1008- Final Justice: all the doughy closeups of Joe Don Baker.
Any Prince Of Space batch scene. AAAGH!!!!
Francis Ford Coppola eating a heart in Cave Dwellers.
Trumpy’s hatching in Pod People.
The honey glazed hand from Being From Another Planet. Also the Kerry isn’t very scene.
“812- THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES: any scene with Ortega–He just looks nasty is what I’m sayin’.”
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Hey! Aren’t we forgetting Ortega’s charitable
work in Mrs. Forester’s PBS Telethon. Oh wait,
he actually made out okay financially there.
Icky bits in the movies have to include:
1-Anytime you have to stare at the mole on the
fortuneteller’s face in The Incredibly Strange Creatures
2-Any scene with Crenshaw “Boggy Creek II”
3-Last scene in Manos with the little girl a future member of the harem (just ugh!).
4-The weird Mr. B. Natural short.
5-Squirm- The giant worm invasion of savings
at the end.
6-The whole body trolling scenes of the doc
in The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.
7-In Merlin’s Shop: The increasingly creepy
look and acting of the newspaper reviewer as he uses the magic book.
8-In Merlin’s Shop: picturing Merlin actually
making out with the Missus.
9 and 10- A tie in comparative militaryish
strategies between that magnificent bastard Rommel’s plan to take out the bad guy and his crew at his shack and the recon planning and personnel selection in the Red Zone Cuba invasion scouting.
There’s the weird scene where Grandma Moses is ogling her future body in The Atomic Brain. And the implication that the doctor in the same movie is using the walking dead girl for recreational purposes.
The Alan-Hale-digesting-a-kielbasa” spider disintegration in “Giant Spider Invasion” is pretty grody-Jody, which is saying something considering it comes after the lactose-stained union suit scene.
Most of the good ones are already mentioned, but here’s a couple more:
THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE: When Doc walks back to the wreck and we see Jan’s hand reaching up – and then we see the ease in which Doc retrieves her head.
THE WILD WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN: Neon kisses Heathcliff. I’m not homophobic, but that’s one ugly couple…
THE HELLCATS: The drug connections playing checkers while their crack whore goes into withdrawal.
CATALINA CAPER: Spazzy guy dancing in a Member’s Only jacket.
not MST3K, but worth mentioning
HOLLYWOOD AFTER DARK: The sweaty guy in the burlesque audience.
WILD WOMEN OF WONGO: The winking scene. Or the fat Goona woman’s eye make-up.
And not a movie, but I cringe at the Chinderwear outtake.
Oh, and how about Keiko’s threatened surgical procedure in ANGEL’S REVENGE.
Soultaker : When Soultaker Joe E. is disguised as our heroine’s Mom and ogles our heroine, in the shower.
Boggy Creek II–Tim sporting what does look like a third nipple
Final Sacrifice–Mike Pipper as the guy with bad anuresis
Giant Spider Invasion–McRib sandwich with McFlies
Any scene with the bees swarming. I have a phobia of many insects in one orgymic conglomeration. Here in WA, we have red ant hills that can be 4-5 ft high just filled with hundreds of thousands of ants. It makes me very squeamish (I think I just threw up a little in my mouth)
“Where’s the dog’s meat…have you seen it?
Revenge of the Creature: The woman being far too comfortable with her dog. It even inspired a few comments from Mike and the ‘bots.
Soultaker: Joe disguised as the mother. Very twisted.
Quest of the Delta Knights: Baydul tosses his pan of pee at the slave trader. Although, the very fact that we got to hear him fill the pan was even more disgusting.
Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders: The Jerk Columnist turns into a baby and will now be raised by his wife. :shock:
Manos, The Hands of Fate: Torgo makes his move on the woman. The little girl becomes one of the Master’s “wives”.
Deathstalker: Whatever the hell it was the undead warriors were eating. What makes it more disgusting is Servo’s comment, “Guess what I’ve been doing!” This happens as we see one of the undead warriors with strands of gooey white stuff on his beard. :shock:
Laserblast: Let’s see. This movie has Eddie Deezen. A scene of attempted sexual assault. And, oh yeah, a nasty alien necklace that leaves a horrible sore spot on the protagonist’s chest.
Boggy Creek II: The outhouse scene and any scene involving Crenshaw. Oh, and the professor’s “shrink wrapped batch.” And his small man boobs. And his panty-hose legs. And, hmm, Crenshaw doesn’t seem to bad now.
Giant Spider Invasion: The back brace/kitchen scene. The spider Bloody Mary drink. The diamond merchant asking about his cousin’s sister in-law.
Prince of Space: I would let the chicken men of Krankor at least take over a clothing store so that they could get some underwear.
The lead “stripper” gal who may have forgotten her costume in the Incredibly Strange Creatures. Just the dancing and the music.. disgusting! I love the riff “There’s something Laverne & Shirley-esque about this..”
In Riding With Death Leonard talks to Casey over a walkie-talkie and they show a close up of Leonard’s hand holding the walki-talkie and you see his lovely band-aide covered finger. That just irritates me for some reason!
In Swamp Diamonds there is a scene where one of the ladies shoots & kills a snake before it gets to the incredibly bland Touch Connors and it looks like they actually kill that rattle snake for real. I’m not crazy about poisonous snakes but they killed the animal just for that lousy movie? Come on!
Satan’s dancing cheerlearders from The Undead. “If Satan thinks you’ve gone too far, you’ve gone too far..”
Also from the Undead, Satan’s incredibly off center adam’s apple. I love how Mike is obsessed with pointing it out. I know it’s just a weird angle and the actor is standing kind of sideways but when they show him I cannot take my eyes off it. What is it doing over there??
I forgot to add, when Ross grabs that bear in Catching Trouble.
Pretty much what everyone else said.
Cripes. Good call on the Adam’s apple, JimmyC.
This isn’t as bad as some of the ones already mentioned, but I would just like to suggest the scene in Zombie Nightmare where one of the teenage victims gets out of a hot tub, wearing nothing but his tighty wighties, and walks directly into the camera with his batch.
Thanks, filmmakers!
All of Manos. Never have I felt so great a desire for a shower after watching a movie.
City Limits; The but scene that Joel could not save us with his magical umbrella of ethics.
Gamera vs. Guiron; The Space Gaos was weak. The kid with his brain open, now that was something I abhored! Yeah, I know it was dry, but still, just the thought of it…
Godzilla vs. Megalon; Towards the end of the battle where Megalon spits one of it’s grenades at Godzilla and it doesn’t go off, bounces off Godzilla’s head and goes back into the mouth. Godzilla getting sliced open by Gigan is disgusting to.
The Castle of Fu Man Chu; The crypt of the doctor and the two zombies with him, Fu Man Chu getting somebody to singe another guy to death in the back of the neck, among other things.
The Projected Man; Himself.
Days of Our Years & Last Clear Chance; The whole thing. I had to walk out of disgust with MST3K when I first saw you do this short. Tsk tsk tsk tsk…
Catching Trouble; The animal lover (?) and what he does to the poor little wild naimals, particularly letting the cat drop to the bottom in a bulack sack. & this is Caturday!!!
My vote goes to the guy with the “shrinkwrapped batch” coming out of the swimming pool in “Parts, the Clonus Horror”, or as Mike Nelson put it, “This is the horror.”
The disturbing shaving scene from “Eegah” with its incest overtones and Eegah’s huge, gross tongue!
What about the pilot’s sweaty butt in Star Fighters? Or any of the main character’s faces, for that matter. Ditto for Arch Hall Jr. in Eegah. Eewwww!
Any and all characters in Skydivers and Red Zone Cuba, especially Coleman Francis. Bay of Pigs, indeed. :cry:
“It came from Planet Gross-Out” is the line Crow uses in Giant Spider Invasion when the spider is exploding, or melting or whatever. It is a pretty disgusting scene.
And I have to give another shout out to the outhouse scene in Boggy Creek. What the hell, man!
Just watched Boggy Creek last week and I remember being taken aback/disgusted when Tanya says Tim’s sketch of the creature is sexy! I got the weird thought of her trolling the monkey cages of the zoo looking for a good time lol.
Although, I gotta admit … Tanya bares a slight resemblance to JLO in her aviators :shock:
i thought that the disembodied head hits the rock and splits open in the incredible melting man was icky. also neon’s kiss was disturbing in batwoman
The fish hocking up his meal at the start of BLOOD WATERS OF DR. Z.
(also that pulsating fish anus)
The two Angels (I forgot their names and I really don’t care) licking the Charles Bronson-looking goon’s face in Angel’s Revenge.
In “Wild Rebels” when Rod and Linda are kissing in the shack and she’s smoking the cigarette. NOTHING is nastier than kissing a smoker NOTHING!!!!!!!
Warrior of The Lost World, as noted by the cast during the riffing. the paper chase guy making out with Periss Kambata (sp?)
A lot of the “good” ones have been covered, but I’ll add:
202, “Sidehackers” – J.C. beating up his girlfriend.
209, “Hellcats” – Anytime Ross Hagen kisses or rubs up against a lady (actually, that goes for “Sidehackers” as well); any and all of the partying.
515, “Wild Wild World of Batwoman” – not really the same use of “disgusting,” but that scene where the ghost or whatever speaks in “Chinese.” Ugh.
613, “The Sinister Urge” – Gloria and Johnny’s implied relationship; actually, any relationship with Gloria, implied or otherwise.
805, “The Thing That Wouldn’t Die” – the point where the main guy noticies Jessica and says he hasn’t seen her since she was [an inappropriately young age], then continues to “notice” her.
820, “Space Mutiny” – the World’s Oldest Daughter’s dancing. It has nothing to do with her age, there’s just something about it that disturbs me.
Any moment with our two love birds in Hobgoblins. “They made love in my Chevy van and that is NOT Alright with me.”
Unrelated topic: Seeing as how were doing disgusting Can we also see most Depressing Mst Movies next week maybe?
I nominate the shot of Mitchell’s bottle of baby oil for a implying what would surely be the prize-winning Most Unbearably Icky Scene You Didn’t Have to Actually See.
One word: Torgo.
how about the horrifying little shimmy/dance that the neon-wearing slutty girl in Hobgoblins does?
The spittle dripping off of Prosser’s chin in Warrior of the Lost World.
The toenail clipping scene in Keeping Clean & Neat. Feet are gross.
Most disgusting:
-Hobgoblins: Any and all attempts at humor in that film. Totally disgusting. Arrggh!
-Brain That Wouldn’t Die: The violent end with arms ripped off, the babbling severed head, the beautiful woman who nearly gets decapitated. Gruesome stuff.
-Sidehackers: The scene we don’t see where Rita gets assaulted and murdered. Glad they cut that out, not great comedy fodder there.
-Girl In Lover’s Lane: The sweet main female character gets murdered. Again, disgusting and not great comedy fodder.
-King Dinosaur: A different kind of disgusting, but when the “astronauts” use a nuclear bomb to annihilate the local flora and fauna for no good reason. Ethically disgusting and not very scientific or exploratory!
-Zombie Nightmare: The hot tub scene with the white briefs. Ick.
-Merlin’s Shop: The spellcasting scene where the guys wife almost gets murdered, etc. Disgusting character, makeup, premise, yecch!
-Hellcats: Sex on the junkyard mattress. Imagine being nude on that thing. Then there’s the thankfully unseen assault on the nude model. Totally disgusting.
-Unearthly: What the mad scientist does to his patients. Grrr.
-Eegah: The shaving scene and the wormy tongue.
-Rocket Attack USA: The nice girl agent has sex with the Russian pig to try and save the world from Soviet aggression, but it ends in a failed attempt to stop a nuclear attack. She “did it” with the pig in vain. Yecch!
Personally, I find the Peter Lorre impersonator in Overdrawn disgusting, mainly because he’s just not very good.
-Bad guy getting his batch sliced in Angel’s Revenge, very painful to watch.
-Gaos being sadistically carved up by Guiron who finishes the job by decapitating his flopping, limbless body.
-Squirm: Corrupt Sheriff and his lady friend being eaten alive by worms while laying naked in bed.
-The “Is it sexy?” kid in Overdrawn.
-Werewolf: Paul’s oozing fossil wound.
-Sam the Keeper’s a real creeper.
-Black scientist left behind to die in First Spaceship to Venus followed immediately by scenes of super cheery fanfare for the returning crew.
-Torgo, the Master, everything gross, depressing and shower inducing that Manos emodies. Poor ‘lil Debbie at the end, as Crow so rightly puts it: “BOO!”
-Girl’s Town: For one brief, nauseating moment, Mamie Van Doren is much less attractive than usual as we see her quickly picking some ear wax.
Anything else already mentioned.
I agree with fry1laurie and have another much like it.
The beach dancing scene from “Horror At Party Beach,” best remembered, by me at least, by Crow’s line, “Men should not have bikini area.”
Final Justice- Any Joe Don Baker close-up.
Hercules Unchained – The close up of the red headed queen. Madame Tussuad’s is looking for her.
Just the Phantom of Krankor, and his minions.
Also his voice (HAAA, HAAA, HAAA). Sounds like Burgess Meredith’s Penguin on a 2 pack a day habit.
I would also like to nominate the use of stock footage from ‘A Night to Remember’ in ‘The Castle of Fu Manchu.’ To steal from a movie that good to make a movie that bad…I wanted to smack the filmmakers. Hard.