As a reminder: We cannot use these phrases, which are on bumper stickers that BBI sells.
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Movie Sign!
I’m huge!
Hi-Keeba!
Oh, bite me, it’s fun!
Rowsdower!
We like it very much
It’s absolutely fascinating
Big McLarge Huge
Oh, poopie
And here’s the current list of shirts that are currently available:
Paint my muscle car prune color, please!
“It’s a cult…” “They worship blue oysters.”
Stop talking, Johnny Longbow!
There’s something Arch Hall Jr. about her…
Rock ‘n’ roll Martian
Railing kill!
Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!
MRxL!
Master Ninja theme song!
Joike
I’m a Grimault warrior!
Joel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
Dish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!
Now, when you seek pink, you’re gonna think: we’re doomed.
You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never get any ham.
Your agonizer, please
I’m not going back, Jim!
Bad touch!
It is balloon!
I’m sending you a Banner-gram.
Can’t we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
Brought to you by the Booze Council, because booze really satisfies.
Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Bring me a sampo!
Does this bug you? I’m not touching you.
BUZZ OFF, KID!!
I’m Cherokee Jack!
Chili peppers burn my gut.
As we left the clam flowage that day…
Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?
Coffee? I LIKE coffee.
Turn your crank to Frank.
You’re weird, which results in creativity.
I saw the little creature!
What’s that girl? Dad’s hurt? Down in Deadrock Canyon?
It’s a Daktari stool!
I thought you were Dale!
I am danger to myself and others!
As elusive as Robert Denby.
The dog’s meat, have you seen it?
Droppo, you’re the laziest man on Mars!
Dull surprise!
Earth vs. Soup
I killed that fat barkeep!
This is where the fish lives.
Flag on the moon…how did it get there?
Ah! Flying elves are back!
Oh, for fun
Focusing my attention on the good and beautiful.
Gentle pressue.
Glenn was fifty feet tall!
A small gold man was reading to me from a dirty book.
Well! That could’ve gone better.
He’s got a tree! That’s not the Godzilla we know!
Go to bed, old man!
Yeah, here I go! Vroom!
He learned too late that man is a feeling creature
“Hello!” “Thank you!”
He tampered in God’s domain…
HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
Hooray for socks!
HOTCHKA!
Hum didda hee-hee hua-hua …
Oh, sure, I can see how…HUH?
You do it. I’m bitter.
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing…
It’s fun when there are things!
I had Jell-O today…
“Jiminy,” says Johnny, “if only I could get a ride in one of those!”
Why doesn’t Johnny care?
It’s just a show, you should really just relax!
It is so klandinktu!
Knew your father, I did!
Leave the Bronx!
Lemback is staying!
If you’re like me, and I know I am…
Plenty of lip and tongue action.
To love like the hu-man…
Only love pads the film.
No, no, you got it all wrong: Love should be musty and hurtful.
Do you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle.
Love wears a mask…a tight leather mask.
By this time, my lungs were aching for air.
No, Lupita!
Mars, extending us a welcome!
tHe MaStEr WoUlDn’T aPpRoVe!
Chief? McCloud!
Whoooo iiiiiiss Merritt Stoooooone??
Mom… ‘m I nuts?
We can’t have nice things.
And he didn’t steal no bike, neither!
No dancing. Not allowed.
There WAS no monster!
This is no place for convertible!
Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!
That nosewheel feels mushy!
He’s not Merritt Stone!
I call no way!
That’s one unstable octopus.
Sam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
I sure hope he said peanuts!
Potatoes are what we eat!
I wish I had that pretty mind back!
Puma? Puma!
On life-long quest like Sinbad. Shot myself out airlock. Never returning. Ham in fridge. — Crow.
Rex Dart, eskimo spy!
Extreme rice!
The right people will get it.
Rock climbing, Joel.
Saaaaaandstorrrrrrm!
Sargassum! Weed of deceit!
What about scarecrow’s brain?
Shakin’ the bushes, boss.
Shine your love!
Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!
Shtemlo!
Shut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
SLEEEEEEP!
Dern smoochers on my property!
Well! There it is. Spankings all around, then!
No springs!
STAAAAAAAY!
Stay pink, soft and oily!
Bite me, I’m a toaster strudel!
You’re stuck here!
Thank you, won’t you?
That square bugs me! He really bugs me!
…the hell?
Been hittin’ the Thighmaster, Torgo?
Whaddaya think, sirs?
This seemplifies everything.
Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn’t like to be
Time for go to bed!
The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
Everything you touch you destroy.
Trumpy! You can do stupid things!
Turn down your lights (where applicable)
Today is dedicated to Uranus.
Watch out for snakes!
Weird. Yeah, I guess that is the word for it.
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
Why don’t they look?
It’s yer move. Go ahead on.
Your weapons are useless against me!
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“We’re all out of toner!”
“I’m a Bellarian.” “You gonna be the worm-face!” “I’m Droppy the Water Droplet.”
“Well, at least you don’t have delusions of grandeur or anything.”
“Ambiguity is scary!”
“Derek, the sensitive spaceman”
“No waffles!”
Also, I know this is a KTMA one but darn it it’s still good and it cracked me up….
“Six year-olds and nuclear weapons, a combination that just can’t be beat.”
Also….
“Hooker’s a GOOD cop!”
The one I’ve always wanted on a shirt-
“It’s the devil and it’s fun!!!”
“Any FRUIT to declare?”
“He’s back from fighting Nazis on the moon!”
“Black Nazi, White Ninjas, and the Beige Berets”
“Attention Shoppers! Unclaimed Load on Aisle 9”
“I Accuse. . . . My Parents!”
One I was sure had been added already.
“It made you mad…it made MEAN MAD!”
“Emotions are for ethnic people.”
“My creepy girl/Won’t you be mine/I’ll give you scrolls and fish/And Tinkertoys and wine.”
“Deep Hurting”
“Kitty!”
“Johnny Longtorso, the man who comes in pieces!”
Nuuuuumber 8!!!! (Sidehackers)
DEEP HURTING!
DEEP HURTING!
“Keep circulating the tapes”
“Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?”
“I regret nothing!”
“Help! I’m falling at a 60-degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!”
“Et tu, Billy Bob”
“Is that you student councilor?”
“I can’t get this thing back in my pants, Earl!”
“Are you happy in your work?”
“Don’t you remember me, Ruth? Shrinkydink!”
“I get it, Mike.”
“It’s time to take out the chili!”
“Give George some more beans.”
“Must be one of those flying saucers I’ve heard them talk so much… about… lately?”
“Sing the praises of pants!”
“Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!”
& a KTMA one I just can’t resist: “Never trust a man with two first names… especially if the first one’s a woman’s.”
“The Band That Played California Lady”
DEEP HURTING!!!!
“Cornjob?!”
Push the button, Frank.
Hi, Everyone, Let’s Pitch In ‘N’ Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then, Hateful, Rich, Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Every Time Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors d’oeuvre, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually, Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Neuesberger Tod.
“Honeybunches of DEATH!”
“A clarinet’s not just a clarinet – it’s a happy smile!”
Cabot! Cabot!?! CABOT!!! Cabot hath returned my darling! Cabot! CABOT!!!
“We are filled with shame.”
“Hurry, Diana!”
“What about Ofecious!?”
“Wanama dumb!”
How about:
“He tried to kill me with a forklift”
“Admit it, you felt something when I rolled on you”
“Well, if it isn’t Mr. Big Lake”
and finally, “Who? Who will I kill?”
“Nobody gets me. I’m the wind, babe.”
“I’m in it for the kicks!”
Thank you Tommy Kirk, for teaching us to laugh about love…again.
All right, spanking’s all around, then.
Chasing rabbits on a minibike until their hearts explode.
Watch Me Rock!
Oh, the Japanity!
I love all of these.
Is there any chance of having the movies added to the catchphrase list? I’m embarrassed that I haven’t watched all of them (or lets say that I don’t exactly remember all of them for some reason) and I would love to know where they all come from.
There’s a building overturned on Highway 5.
Nothin’ But Sweet Lovin’ Frank…….
“Hum Seasons in the Sun; that should dislodge it”
“Nobody doesn’t like me!”
“I wonder if there’s Beer on the sun” – Final Sacrifice
“I like pie.”
(while making “OK” gesture) “It stinks!”
“I sense DANGER! Oh wait, it’s just mildew…..”
Couldn’t help ya if I wanted to, fella. Gym policy.
We represent the Lollipop Guild!
(Sorry, but it’s my favorite gag from “The Brute Man.”)
But you really have to think of something that can fit all categories.
So:
“I don’t get you, Crow.”
“It’s Venus!” “You know, no arms, nice rack.”
Another vote for “Johnny Longtorso! The Man Who Comes in Pieces!”
“He learned too late that Man was a feeling creature.”
“Get your shoes on, we’re at the monster!”
“You know, we’d better get used to this scenery.”
“Shh! Wait – I hear something living.”
And I know this won’t wash, but it’s a good line:
“Don’t eat that! Corman wants it for his next movie!”
“He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can’t be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection… they find only death… fire… loss… disillusionment… the end of everything that’s gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can’t be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself.”
…While I would love the whole majestic, inspirational speech, if it can`t fit on a shirt, I would probably settle for;
“He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature… and because of it, the greatest in the universe.”
Or how about….
“I WILL Kill him!”
NORM !!!!
Uh, sorry…………….wrong show. :shame:
“(____) has worked on the killfloor: she knows where to deliver the blow.” (From “What To Do On A Date”- sorry I forget the girl’s name.)
Holidays approaching, so why not:
“Merry Christmas… If That’s Okay”.
That’d probably be a big seller. I’d wear one during Christmas.