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Weekend Discussion Thread: Stingers from Shorts that Might Have Been

Alert regular Sitting Duck suggests:

There have been a few occasions where an episode’s stinger used a clip from the short instead of the feature. So what scene from a short not used in a stinger do you think is stinger-worthy? I’m going with, “Why don’t they look?” from Last Clear Chance in […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Characters with Your Name

Alert reader Danzilla proposes:

This week’s episode discussion (Girl in Lovers Lane) reminded me of something that makes the episode particularly funny to me: Big Stupid’s hooker-obsessed, hobo buddy is named Danny, which is, of course, my name! While I am neither hooker-obsessed nor (at least currently) a hobo, I get a huge […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: The STOOOPIDest MSTed Movie Character

In one of our recent Episode guide comments sections, we were discussing how STOOPID Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents” was, when alert regular “Littleamishboy” suggested:

Gee, there’s a lot of competition though … Crayola Hat Guy, Doctor Ski Bum. the entire Japanese military/scientific establishment (“The monster called Godzilla is destroying the city! […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Movie Character Dating Profiles

Alert regular Fart Bargo suggests

Dating sites are popular these days so I thought that it would be interesting what characters of the MST3K universe might write up about themselves on one of these sites. An example would be June Talbot AKA The Leech Woman.

Wanted Young Men for casual dating. Rich […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: When Hell Started Bubbling Up for You

I want to start this one by saying: NO POLITICS!!! GOT IT??

Okay. Our pal Timmy says:

I just watched “Eegah!” (and since it was talk about this past Thursday) and I thought when did hell bubble up for you all? For me, (besides when the show was cancelled in 1999), it was […]