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Weekend Discussion Thread: Most Riffable Hammer Movies

Alert regular “Sitting Duck” opines:

Though they have produced many riffable titles, MST3K has only featured one Hammer film. Even that was a science fiction film instead of one of their trademark Gothic horror movies. So what Hammer film would you like to see riffed?

I’d go with “The Legend of […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: What Would Your Name Be?

Alert reader Stef writes:

In the show’s “universe”, we’ve had Joel “Robinson” (shout out to Lost in Space/ Swiss Family Robinson) and Jonah Heston (shout out to Charlton Heston) as the experiments. So my discussion is: If YOU were one of the experiments in the SOL, what would your character’s surname be and […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: A Riff on Your Tombstone

Alert reader Cornjob suggests:

How about “What riff would you like on your tombstone?” My own would be “Well, that could have gone better,” followed by “Stop being full of worms you idiot”.

Oh, this is going to cost a fortune, but I picked this many years ago: “I’ve undergone a complex personal […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Fight Cards

Alert reader Perry suggests:

Which MST characters would you like to see face off in the Octagon? (Or Thunderdome.) So many possibilities you could make a whole tournament card.

I think Kor the Conquerer vs. Melissa Strickland will be a close-run affair.

I’d pick Buzz from “Mr. B Natural” vs. John from “Cheating.” […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: More Screen Time

Murdock Hauser writes:

Is there a character from a MSTed movie you would’ve like to have seen a little more of? For me, Chris Mattling from “The Dead Talk Back” is that character. I thought he and Krasker’s character were perfect together. Now what say you?

I’d like to know a little […]