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Cyber Monday

Well, it’s cyber Monday and here’s a little shameless commercialism in the spirit of the season.

Topping the list is, “A Short 2009,” our annual calendar featuring memorable moments from those wonderful (and thankfully public domain) shorts.

We’ve selected the nine phrases we thought were most likely to sell from this weekend’s discussion […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Catchphrase T-Shirts Update

First of all, thanks very much to everybody who has purchased one or more Catchphrase shirts. We hope you like them.

I thought some readers might be interested in which of our catchphrase shirts have sold the best. Here are the results: • Two phrases tied for first place with eight shirts […]

Well! Let’s Not Do THAT Again!

After many battles to get our database restored, we’re back! Sorry for the downtime, gang. Welcome back to Satellite News!

Catch the Phrases!–Updated yet again

Close readers of this site may have noticed a small change in our navigation bar: three of our least-performing (make that non-performing) merchandise stores at Cafepress.com have been closed.

(If there’s anybody out there who’s been procrastinating buying a Ward E, Daddy-O or Tradin’ Post T-shirt for all these years, and […]

MSTery Dates

Convention appearances, live shows, Cinematic Titanic releases, RiffTrax releases, Shout! Factory releases… Wouldn’t you like to see a handy calendar containing the dates they’ll all be taking place? Sure, we all do!

(Re-)Introducing our Calendar of MSTievents page, now fulfilling all your MSTievents calendar needs. Or if you just want a quick glance […]