Satellite News -- Ward E -- songguit

Song: The MST3K Theme song with guitar chords.

Note: This was originally sent to me years ago by a person whose email address was ClownInSky@aol.com, and it sat on my computer, because I don't know anything about the guitar. I finally submitted it to review by some MSTies who claim they do, and this is the result. If you have further refinements or clarifications, please email me.

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Chord Definitions (from left to right: EADGBE):

E=022100, A=x02220, F#m=244322, B=x24442, D=x0023x and E7 022130.

The x denotes a string which isn't played.

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[E]In the not to distant [A]fu[E]ture

Next Sunday,A.[A]D.

[E]There was a guy named [A]Jo[E]el

Not too different from you or [A]me

[E]He worked at Gizmonic [A]Ins[E]titute,

Just another face in a[A]red[E]jumpsuit,

He did a good job cleaning [A]up [E] the place,

But his [F#m]bosses didn't like him so they

[E]shot him into [A]spa[E]ce

We'll send him cheesy [A]mo[E]vies,

The worst we can [A] find,

[E] He'll have to sit and [A]watch [E] them all,

And we'll monitor his [A] mind,

[E]Now keep in mind Joel [A]can't[E]control,

Where the movies begin or [A]end,

[E]Because he used those [A]special[E]parts,

To[F#m]make his robot [B] friends:

 

<TACET>

ROBOT ROLL CALL:

Cambot!

Gypsy!

Tom Servo!

CROOOOOOOW!

 

[E]If you're wondering how he [A]eats[E]and breathes,

And other, science [A] facts,

[E]Just repeat to yourself its [A]just[E] a show,

I should [F#m] really just re[B]lax,

[E]For [D(A)] Mystery Science Theater 3[E]000 [E7]

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