Song: Whispering Christmas Warrior

Episode 521- Santa Claus

Transcribed by Toolmaster Jef Zehnder

[SOL]

(Canned stadium audience cheering can be heard. A banner with KISS-like lettering that reads "Santa Klaws" is above movie sign. Mike is wearing a rather ugly jacket and both him and the bots have guitars. Music is heard playing under Mike.)

Mike: Good evening, Buffalo! We are Santa Klaws, and we have just one question for you. Are you ready to be merry??

[Deep 13]

Frank: Yessss!

[SOL]

Mike: I said, ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY!?!

[Deep 13]

Dr. F and Frank (Enthused): YESSSSS!!!!

[SOL]

Mike: Then stuff this in your stocking. 1, 2, 3, 4...

(Melody starts)

Mike (singing):

I have slain the grinch
I have broken his spell
I am the warrior of Christmas
The world we will tell.

Crow and Tom (chanting):

Christmas time,
Free your mind,
Let love...un...wind.

Mike:

The warrior of Christmas
Has cast out the neon prince.
Hail the new Claus
Your hair he will riiiiinse.

Crow and Tom (singing falsetto):

Silver bells fall from your nose
Santa Claus will miss your toes
(spoken, lower range) Rudolph's found the emperors clothes...

Mike:

Vixen lets explore
Joy to the world....

Tom (singing, under Mike): Owwwwwwwwww!!! (Flash pots at either side of the stage go off.)

(Commercial Sign)

Mike (shouting, as Crow and Tom shout "Thank you!" numerous times): Thank you, Buffalo! We love you!

(cut)

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