Song: Clay 'n' Lar's Flesh Barn

Episode 104- Women of the Prehistoric Planet

Transcribed by Ray Miskiavitch

[Deep 13]

Dr. F: Larry and I have developed a new chain of fast food restaurants with very low overhead, because we don't cook our food.
Erhardt: Because frying and broiling takes out a lot of the nutrients (snickers).
Dr. F: Yes, ah, if your body likes another body why don't you try one of our burgers au natural. It's, ah, ripped from the bone to your plate in seconds. It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn. Heh, heh! Ah, make with the lyrics, Larry.
Erhardt (sings):

If your tired of the same old fare.
You have a friend in Clay and Lar.
All our meat is guaranteed rare,
Because we don't cook it.

Dr. F: (spoken) You see all the cooking takes out all the flavor.

Erhardt (sings):

If your tired of cookin' at home.
Try our meat right off the bone.
If you listen you can hear it moan.
Because we don't cook it.

Dr. F: (spoken) Stunned, killed, right at your table. Eviscerated, very fresh.

Erhardt (sings):

Now there's no need for you to drive through.
Our fresh meat'll walk out to you.
You'll say "Hi", He'll say "Moo"
It's Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn

Dr. F: Fifteen locations to serve you. Now in Altoona.

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