Song: I Am Sad
Episode: 1002- Girl in Gold Boots
[SOL]
(Cambot pans up to the window of the
ship, where rain appears to be falling. Mike is playing
guitar, like the sad-sack Critter in the movie.)
Mike:
Your limbs are slender, your eyes are blue
Your hair is blonde, your lips, the way they're red
Your skin, your fingers, your ears, your nose
Your touch, your feet....I am sad
(Crow fades in, and we can see a small
fire in the background.)
Crow: Uh, Mike, the...uh, water there, it got into a
fuse box, there's a small fire, uh, that's ok, we'll get it.
(Crow fades out.)
Mike: (singing)
Ohhhhhh, I need you so much I fall down and cry...(Crow
fades in with a larger fire in the background.)
Crow: Uh, mike,
look...I'll wait.
Mike: (still
singing) Your smile, your eyes, you're like wine...
Crow: Mike, the
fire's a little worse than we thought, it must've gotten
into some insulation or something...uh....oh boy....(Crow
fades out.)
Mike: I woo many
ladies, they are fair ladies all...(Crow fades in, the fire
getting bigger)
Crow: Mike, what
we need you to do is move out of that part of the ship!
(Crow fades out.)
Mike: (Still
singing): Raindrops and snowflakes and puppies...(Crow fades
in with Servo, both of them charred and a raging fire in the
background.)
Crow: Mike would
you forget about the raindrops and the puppies and get out?!
Life support is failing, decks 3 through 7 are gone, oh my
God, SERVO LOOK OUT!!!! (Crow fades out.)
Mike: (oblivious,
still singing) I love your eyes, they're like wine, yes
wine, I'm so sad, I feel like rain... (Crow fades in,
blackened with a lot of smoke in the background.)
Crow: Uh, yeah
Mike, we got it. There's still a lot of smoke and water down
here, but as far as we know it's out. Look, we're gonna make
some nachos, ok? (Crow fades out.)
Mike: (suddenly
not oblivious): Nachos?! Be right there! (Mike runs off, the
music still plays and he's still....singing?...Commercial
sign!) Ohhh, ohh.....oh.....ohhhh.
(cut)
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