Bit: The Mads Get Caught

Episode: 517- The Beginning of the End

Transcribed by Brian Lafferty

[SOL]

Mike: Wow. What movie is this. nothing's happening. I think maybe we should call the Mads, what do you think?
Tom: Well, I guess. I wouldn't advise it.
Crow: Yeah, why get them involved.
Mike: I mean I think we should just call the Mads. (taps button)

[Deep 13]

(We see Dr. Forrester exercising and singing a song)

Dr. F: Frank, I could not stop picking at that pan of lemon bars. I ate half the pan. You're so lucky, you could eat anything and not worry. (Frank enters wearing a bathrobe and has his face covered with a beauty mask, eating ice cream, and reading a TV Guide)
Frank: Oh, I would give anything to have that complexion of yours. (Looking excitedly at the TV Guide.) Hey, wow! "Vicki" is on! (He rushes to the couch and TV set.)

[SOL]

(Mike, Crow, and Tom look stunned)

[Deep 13]

Dr. F: (sitting down) You know, Frank. This is exactly what I wanted to do today. Just have the whole day to ourselves.
Frank: I'm declaring this "National Our Day." Please, do not let me eat all of this.
Dr. F: Well I shouldn't. (Looks up and notices Mike and bots are watching, then runs back to the couch) Oh my god, Frank switch on a game, switch on a game!

[SOL]

(Crow and Tom looking open mouthed in horror. Crow's mouth is so wide that Mike closes it up.)
Mike: So, I guess we can call the Mads. You know what. I don't think we should do that again. We'll be right back.

(Commercial sign)

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