Bit: Singing along with the Final Justice Theme
Episode: 1008- Final Justice
[In the theater]
(credits rolling, music
playing)
Crow:
Ah, you know,
this music makes me wat to put a
triangle over my privates and squirm around.
Mike: (laughing)
Like in the movie?
Crow:
Like what?
What the hell are you
talking about?
Mike: (laughs)
Nevermind...
Crow:
I want to put
a triangle on my
privates and squirm around.
MUSIC:
You better run...
Crow:
(singing)...Or
he'll steal your
lunch.
MUSIC:
You better hide...
Tom:
(singing)
...Your lunch.
MUSIC:
You better run...
Mike: (singing)
'Cause he's got the runs.
Tom:...Or your
lunch! (guitar playing)
Crow:
Oh yeah....
play it! Listen to
that guitar solo; it reminds me of Eric Clap... yeah, Eric
Clap.
Mike: (sees name
of the prostitute character) Hey, Joe Don's personal
prostitute made it in the movie!
Crow:
(singing)
...Take the roast and
wrap it in bacon...
Tom:
(singing)
...But there's potatoes
on the side... whoo!
Crow:
Yeah! Pass
the gravy now!
Mike: You know,
maybe we should lay off the food jokes guys.
Crow:
Yeah. I guess
it's not really
fair to Joe Don Baker.
Mike: Yeah, I
mean some people just metabolize slower that others...
Tom:
(cuts him
off) Meatballs fried in
lard!
Crow:
Alright
Servo! Sorry Mike, all
bets are off.
Mike: Oh come on
now...
Crow
and
Tom: (chanting with
music) Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Munch, munch,
munch, munch. Chew, chew, chew, chew. Gorge, gorge, gorge,
gorge. Burp, burp, burp, burp. Stuff lots of food in your
meat baby (?) face!
Mike: Oh now you
guys prepared that!
Crow:
C'mon, it's
an obvious line
Mike.
Tom:
(singing)
Pork chops, cream
puffs, candy bars...
Crow:
(singing)
Meat sauce, Cheetos,
Mallomars...
Tom:
(singing) He
won't stop 'til he
eats it all!
Crow:
Oh yeah!
Mike: Yeah,
that's it. I'm going you guys. (gets up and exits) You and
your food jokes...
Crow:
(as Joe Don)
Yeah! Gimme seconds
baby!
Tom:
(as Joe Don)
Hey baby, you gonna
finish that?
Crow:
(as Joe Don)
Anyone gonna eat
that last piece of cake? 'Cause I will!
Tom:
(as Joe Don)
Ah! Somebody give me
a napkin!
Crow:
(as Joe Don)
Hey, hey, hey...
(normally) Hey, where'd Mike go?
Crow
and
Tom: Mike? Mike?
Crow:
He ditched
us! (leaves)
Tom:
(struggling)
What do I do?!
Uh!
(cut)
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