Song: PANTS! Episode: 410- Hercules Vs. The Moon Men Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women. Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!" Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies. That's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS! Tom (singing): Pants! Crow: Pants! Bots: Sing the praises of pants! Joel: Nothing better shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist! Tom: Say! Pants! Hoo hoo! Crow: Pants! Bots: Sing the praises of pants! Tom: They help me suck in my gut They always cover up my butt! Huh? Pants! Crow: Pants! All: Sing the praises of pants! Crow: Wear them and you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly! Tom: Zip! Pants! Crow: Pants! Bots: Sing the praises of pants! Joel (spoken): That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day! Crow: The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them! Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are! Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot? All: Pants! Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot? All: Pants! Tom: What do they got that I ain't got? All: Pants! Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh? [Deep 13] Frank (singing and marching): Pants! Pants! Yang dang dang dang da Pants! Dang'a dang dang uh ha..ha ? (Dr. F. walks up behind him. He quickly picks up his microphone) DEEP HURTING! DEEP HURTING! Dr. F (to Joel): Go ahead and sing, Panty Waste! In a moment, you're going to be knee-deep in sand! And then itíll be Joel Robinson, R.I.P.! (raising a cloud of sand as he sifts it before Frankís face) Frank: Rest In Pants? (Cut to bumper, as Frank sneezes). (Thanks to El Mystico and Andrew Mutchler for the corrections!) .