Song: THE PANTS UP SONG

Episode: 307- Daddy-O


Joel: Hey everybody! Do the Pants Up Song!!!

(Singing):

Dad n Lad, Farrah, Levis, Bugle Boys,
Sans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Lon,
Arnold Palmer, Ranglers, Johnny Carsons, Toughskins,
No pants are higher than mine!

(spoken)

Hah! Look out! Can't touch this!

(singing)

Hike up your britches, super high now.
Cut off the circulation, to your thighs now.
Yank your trousers higher than Corey Haim.
'Cause it ain't hip 'til you're in total pain!

Hike up your pants 'til you see your shins.
Wear an Izod shirt like a second skin.
Make sure you wear your belt buckle to the side.
Hike up your pants - take your butt cheeks for a ride!

Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Chinos!
Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Farrahs!
Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Haggars!
Hike up your britches like mine!!

(Spoken)

Take it Frank!

[Deep 13]

Frank: (singing)
Hike...Hike...Hike...Hike your pants up!
Hike...Hike...Hike...with the thing and...
Hike...Hike...Hike...with the...football...
Hike...Hike...Hike....(Spoken) Take it, Doctor!!

Dr. F: (spoken) I'm not taking anything. Here! (Pulls Frank's pants up onver his head, he pokes face through the zipper) And you! (To camera) Pants weasel! Get on with it!

Frank: (still singing)...Hike...hike...hike...
Dr. F: Zip it, Frank!

[SOL]

Joel: (Singing)
Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Ban-Lons!
Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Roebucks!
Hike...Hike...Hike...Up your Tough-Skins!
Hike up your britches like mine - ha!
Hike up your britches like mine - ha!
Hike up your britches like mine - ha!

(shouting)

Ohhh Yeah!

(singing)

Hike up your britches like mine - ha!

(shouting)

Jump back! Kiss myself!

(singing)

Hike up your britches like mine - ha!

Crow: (speaking) Joel! Commercial sign...
Joel: (now singing uncontrollably) Hike...hike...hike!
Tom: Oh no! He's vapor locked! Hit the button, Crow! Hit the button!! (Joel still singing)
Crow: I'll hit it! (Hits commercial sign button with nose.)

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