Song: THE SIDE HACKER SONG Episode: 202- The Sidehackers Joel (spoken, to bots): Okay, you guys - Vamp! (to Cambot) Yeah, I'm trapped up in outer space. Sometimes my life feels like a big pile of nothing. So what? Word! I live with it, dig it? But now me and my bloods would like to wail out a song about our friends the Sidehackers and it goes like this. Joel (singing): Sidehackiní is the thing to do and it doesn't hurt to have a low I.Q. Take your (unintelligible) and a little luck Big-bang prize is twenty-five bucks. Sidehackíll quench your danger thirst the stupid ones always seem to come in first - yeah! Sidehackiní is one big bash The favorite sport of cheap white trash When you're on your Sidehack make sure you don't slip You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip Lean way back till you'll scrape your butt Make it look like a quarter pound of ground chuck - yeah! (spoken, to Crow) Oh, sidehackiní Crow! (Crow's guitar solo) Tom (spoken): Go, Crow! Joel (singing): It's the sport that attracts a lot of racing fools A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules All you need is a toxic land fill A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long The founders of the sport are laid at Forest Lawn. Thanks to Bart T. Lammey (lammey@ncsa.uiuc.edu) for submitting a correction. .