Bit: TUSK!

Episode: 904- WEREWOLF

Transcription by Jacob "Jake The Fake" Churosh

With an assist from GLEEMOTH@aol.com and Shay Caron

[in the theater]

(Dumb Indian chant-and-drum music plays over end credits, inspiring M&TB to sing with the beat...)

Mike (traditional folk song): Powwow the Indian boy / Loved all the animals in the woods....

All (Queen....then Fleetwood Mac): We will, we will, rock you!...TUSK!

Tom ("The Battle of New Orleans"): Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles / And they ran through all the places that a rabbit wouldn't go....

Crow (Cher): Gy-y-ypsies, tramps and thieves / We heard it from the people of the town....

Tom: TUSK!

Mike ("The Sound of Music): High on a hill lived the lonely goatherd / Laydee-oh-da-laydee-oh-da-lay-hee-hoo....

Tom (Gene Autry): Here comes Santa Claus / Here comes Santa Claus / Right down Santa Claus Lane....

All: TUSK!

Crow (Red Hot Chili Peppers): Give it away--give it away--give it away now / Give it away--give it away--give it away now...

Mike (Melanie): I've got a brand new pair of roller skates / You've got a brand new key....

All: TUSK!

Tom (Paul McCartney): Admiral Halsey notified me / He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep....

Crow (Harry Chapin): And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon / Little boy blue and the man in the moon....

Mike (Irving Berlin's "Easter Parade"): In your Easter bonnet / With all the frills upon it....

Tom ("Chess"): One night in Bangkok makes a proud man crumble....

Crow ("Oklahoma"): Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry / When I take you out in a Surrey....

Mike (Verve Pipe): We were merely freshmen....

All (as they get up to leave, traditional): Ohhh Susannah / Oh don't you cry for me / 'Cause I've come from Alabam-y / With my banjo on my knee...TUSK!

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