Bit: Mike The Bot
Episode: 816- Prince Of Space
[SOL]
(An eerie green light is flickering
around the room)
Tom: Yeah, seems
like it, doesn't it?
Crow: So, you
think we're back in sync on this time
thing?...(Realises)...D'oh!
Tom
(Giggling): I'm
sorry, sorry- (Mike comes on, or rather Mike in the form of
a small robot with an antenna protuding out of it's
head)
Mike-bot: Okay,
hey, guys! Listen up! I think I have some answers,
apparently the seperate universe layers are co-mingling.
(Tom and Crow appear dumb-founded by Mike's new look.) If we
don't isolate our position in space and time, limitless
potentiality will--(Tom and Crow begin laughing).
Wh-wh-what?
Tom: Uh,
Mike....You're a small robot!
Crow
(laughing):
Yeah!
Mike-bot
(laughing): Well,
of course I am! What did you expect?
Crow: Well,
normally, when we're not in a worm-hole and stuff, you're a
big, chunky, human thing!
Tom: Yeah, I
don;t mean to offend you or anything, but as you are, I have
the urge to put you back in your case! (Tom and Crow
laugh.)
Mike-bot
(offended): Now,
c'mon, cut it out now! I can't speak for your reality, but
in mine we're all robots serving on this vessel and I'm in
command! You have tremendous respect for me, you do! Now,
now, my orders are as follows: Now, I want you to--
Crow: Ah, sorry
Mike, but I only take orders from Willie Tyler and Lester!
(Tom and Crow laugh hysterically.)
Mike-bot
(Annoyed):
Oh......that's.....that's.....oh, now, stop it! C'mon, stop
it! (Crow and Tom both apologise.) Now, we all wanna get
back, right? Okay, listen up! If we wanna put things right,
you'll do exactly as I say! If we over-drive the plasma
thrusters to create a gravity well, isolating us from the
other universe layers, we untangle our co-mingling
reali--(Crow and Tom can't contain themselves and begin
laughing hysterically.)
Crow: He's just,
he's just so cute!
Mike-bot: HEY!!!
C'mon, cut it out! You guys are gonna be annihilated, an'
stuff!
Crow: Ah, Mike, I
don't care, man, it's worth it to see you like this! (Movie
sign)
Mike-bot
(Throwing a
tantrum): Stop it! Don't
you make fun-...ah we got movie sign! (Tom and Crow push
Mike toward the theater.)
Don't-push-don't-push-don't-push!
(Cut.)
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