Bit: MIKE VAPOR LOCKS Episode: 806- THE UNDEAD Transcription by "Mike \"Nelson\"" [SOL] Mike: Hi everyone. Mike Nelson here on the Satelite of Love with Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. Crow: Hola Mike: You know we've been through a lot lately and I thought I'd just bring you up to speed. You see, right now we're trapped over this planet of these super-observer brain guys and they're... Crow: Ah, wait, wait, wait. Back up, Mike. It'll be confusing if we don't let them know first about Mrs. Forrester chasing us across the universe. Tom: Yeah! Mike: Right, that's a good point. Uh, Pearl Forrester, you see, she's this woman, she really has it out for us. She's chasing us... Tom: Hang on, Mike. That's completely baffling if you don't tell them what happened before that. Crow: Yeah! Mike: Oh, well, right. Well before that we were over this planet of these allegedly intelligent apes in the future... Crow: As usual, Mike, you're omitting the big picture. Tom: You're not providing any sense of context, lad. Crow: Back it up further. Way back! Tom: Come on! Mike: Huh, okay, context. Well, before that we were pure energy unfettered by time and space. And we... Crow: Further back, Mike. Mike: Well, okay. Before that it was Deep 13 and these two mad scientists were forcing us to... Tom: Rewind, Mike, rewind. Mike: Well, before that I had a temp job. Crow: Further back. Mike: Before that I had another temp job. Tom: Further. Mike: Well before that I had a really good temp job! Man, that was great. I hardly did anything. I filed a few papers, I ate bear claws, played Doom. Never figured out why they fired me. (Cambot begins to very slowly zoom in on Mike as he gets a distant look in his eyes.) Crow: Mike? Mike: I was late a lot, there is that... Tom: Uh oh. Mike: ...quite a bit, actually. Showed up that one time from that kegger. I was all stinky, I hadn't showered... Crow: Whoa! Mike? Mike: ...punched that guy from accounting that one time... Tom: This isn't helping, Mike. Mike: ...someone really had it out for me, though. I think I know who it was. Yeah... Tom: M... Mike? Mike: ...oh yeah...(Mike starts twitching slightly and mumbling silently to himself.) Crow: Mike, honey, you're scaring us. Tom: We'll be right back... Mike? Crow: Maybe we shouldn't have gone back quite that far and...oh boy...Mike... (cut) .