Bit: COUGH SYRUP COMMERCIAL PARODY Episode: 501- WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD (Transcribed by Scott A. Russell) (Spoken in low tones, parodying the oft-run and annoying commercial that ran at that time) Joel: Every cough syrup... Tom (echoing): Cough syrup... Joel: ...mouthwash... Tom: ...mouthwash Joel: ...decongestant... Tom: ...decongestant... Joel: ...that you drink... Tom: ...drink... Joel: ...is red... Tom: ...red... Joel: ...or green. Tom: ...green, yeah. Joel: Remember my breath? Tom: Mmm-hmm. Joel: Remember how it used to be? Tom: Ooh, it stunk! Joel: I mean pew! Tom: P-U! Joel: And the dry,... Tom: Dry... Joel: ...hacking,... Tom: ...hacking... Joel: ...cough. Tom: ...cough Joel: ...Little globules, Tom: They were green, weren't they? Joel: Green and brown. Tom: And they stuck to ya. Joel: Well, no more. Tom: Uh-uh. Joel: Not with my... Tom: Mmmm? Joel:...Scope Tom: ...Scope Joel: ...and my... Tom: Yes? Joel: ...Robitussin. Tom: Oh, yes! .