Episode 816-
Prince of Space
Movie
Summary: This movie is
Japanese. It's so Japanese, in fact, that the actors spoke
Japanese, and so in order to understand it, it had to be
dubbed in English. And this is where our sad involvement
begins.
So the plot as it appeared to me is this: This mean guy, The
Phantom of Krankor or just Krankor as we called him, and his
band of tiny-wienered (as in Oscar Meyer) minions are out to
capture Earth, by way of Japan. Krankor laughs a lot.
Meanwhile a slim bachelor bootblack and his microshort-
wearing bootblack kid friends root for Japan's savior --
Prince of Space. Prince of Space, in a farm fresh plot
twist, is really the slim bachelor guy! Tension mounts as
the phrase "Your weapons are powerless against me!" is
repeated 700 times. There's a monster thing and the kids
have access to all levels of commerce, industry, and
military decision-making. Approx. running time: 4 days.
Prologue: Crow and Tom are playing bear and coonhound.
Servo (the coonhound) gets carried away and Crow is
traumatized physically and mentally. Mike is tender in his
care for Crow.
Segment
One: Bobo is tethered to a
rope so he can go potty in space. His paranoia about Pearl
and Observer "looking" leads him into a tunnel for privacy.
The tunnel is a wormhole which sucks the Widowmaker into its
vortex. Pearl insists that Observer lasso the S.O.L., and
they all hurtle into the unknown.
Segment Two: The wormhole has created havoc with the space
time continuum, so everything is mixed up by three seconds
and most of the confusion centers on a chicken
puppet.
Segment Three: More wormhole. This time it causes Mike to
turn into a little puppet guy. He tries in vain to give
orders but is mocked by the 'bots: "We only take orders from
Willie Tyler and Lester!"
Segment Four: A true departure. Mike and the 'bots find
themselves in the woods, not fake studio woods but real
Minnesota 10,000 Lakes woods. It's odd.
Segment Five: All seems normal on the S.O.L. until Mike
introduces his wife Krankor (Bill). Pearl and Observer have
landed on a suspiciously Roman-looking world. A "to be
continued" effect is achieved when guards are instructed to
"seize them."
Stinger: Krankor, and his laugh
like a Buick not turning over.
Reflections: The
movie was made bearable only by the fact that we ate sushi
for lunch. Also, Krankor and company's droopy crotch areas
made me have to close my eyes so I missed a good deal of the
movie.
Look for a cute chipmunk (squirrel?) as it runs across the
path in the outdoor scene.
When Kevin and I were trying on our roman costumes he
complained that his slip was too lacy, to which Mary Jo
replied, "Were you hoping for a more masculine slip?" That
Mary Jo, what a minx. (In the end, Kevin wore shorts under
his toga.)
It should be noted that Beez worked day and night getting
Flavia's dress and wig just right. She did a great job! I'm
just sad I'm am adult and can't go to prom anymore because
Beez could make the coolest dress ever! -- Bridget
Jones.
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